Schulmania

[Hester 699]

can't wait to see them.

[89James89 1,169]

Congrats on the new arrivals!

 

Cheers

 

James

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Kittens!

 

Can't wait for more!

 

Hmm... What's the status on the war so far?

[RipRap 4,400]

Can't wait for the cuteness overload!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

The Wirdleplex: How to Make a Giant Cat Pizza

Pawprint Lake is a pawprint shaped lake located in the southeastern Wirdleplex. It is a great fishing spot. And, accordingly, a fishing village has developed here. It is the only tourism-based site in The Wirdleplex other than the Isle of Cat. Today, we will have a cooking show! We will learn how to make a Giant Cat Pizza! Take that, Emeril, Rachel Ray, Paula Deen and company!




Big Ed's is the best restaurant in town. Head Chef Ed Ibbal is the inventor of the Giant Cat Pizza. It is a full 3 feet across and is formed for a 5 pound dough ball. It has 2 pounds of sauce, 2.5 pounds of cheese, and 1.5 pounds of toppings. We get a sneak peek into the workings of the great chef's restaurant today. We can actually see a furry feast masterpiece grow right before our eyes!


The cat pizza doughball, sitting next to a large pizza doughball for comparison


Flattened out and with some sauce...


Raw cat pizza, ready to go into the oven. This time, it's a bit more vegetarian than the last ones. The ears are tomato and the face is outlined in pepper.Some cheddar cheese was added tot he face to give some contrast.


TA DAA! The finished pizza! I dare you to tell me you are not hungry now!




 

 

 

 

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

I'm not just hungry, I'm starving!  Magnificent!

[89James89 1,169]

I read the title and thought of a pizza with cat meat on it lol.

 

I was like ewww that's disgusting.

 

Lovely restaurant and the pizza sure looks nice!

 

Cheers

 

James

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

It looks like it would be difficult to fit that into the pizza oven.

 

Can't wait for more!

[Hester 699]

I will have the right half.  You can have the left. 

[Fox 1,444]

News of a giant cat pizza has reached Asgard .. there is much interest in having a franchise of Big Ed's open it's doors here!

 

 

BTW .. that pizza looks too cute to eat 

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 

Sabotage? Incompetency? What the heck is going on here??!!

 

 

Anyone seen this kind of thing before?? Weird!!!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

That's so strange I can't tell at all what's going on in those pictures.

[Hester 699]

School buses?

[bakercity 270]

sounds like a builder got into the catnip and had a little to much fun with catnip. JKB

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Magically expanding building?

[89James89 1,169]

So that's where my house went. Don't ever play with magic kids.

 

Cheers

 

James

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 




East Tenne: What Can You Get For 400K?

The Cemesto District, the 8th arrondissement of the National Capital Region,  is a primarily residential working class neighborhood located south of the Wirdle River and a short commute to the heart of the capital. The main road through the district, Calutron Boulevard, links up with two of the main thoroughfares in the city - East Tenne Avenue (District I) and Wildcat Turnpike (District VI). Though comprised primarily of low to medium density housing with a commercial strip the Cemesto District, several substantial parks give the residents great gathering places.
 


One of the interesting features of the area is a park with ornamental flowers. Sounds rather ho hum, doesn't it? The catch is this: these are special flowers. Glowing flowers, to be precise. Not so creatively named "glowflowers" the scientific name for them is Plutonium floridae. So, be sure to see them at night when you visit Plutonium Park!
 

These are the only flowers to emit their scent electromagnetically

Don't worry about it being hazardous. These flowers use a subatomic particle not hugely dissimilar to a muon. These particles, meowons, are the only EM waves known to induce purring. The scent, if you were wondering, is kind of a salmon-gardenia aroma... very popular amongst the felines! Sounds like a fun place? You betcha! And, now you want to know how you can move in? Great! To celebrate 400,000 views of Schulmania Volume 3, you can now see what you can get for 400k! Call your realtor and let's get started!
 

Cemesto Park is a lovely landscaped bit in the heart of the neighborhood. I am sure you can afford a home overlooking this great open space.


Homes, apartments, and condos all offer easy access to the park. There's something for everyone!
 

Lots of great homes are available here near the intersection of Jefferson Street and Glenwood Lane. The front yards are small but everyone has trees in their backyard- perfect for climbing!
 

East Village Church is a local landmark
 

The church is on Calutron Boulevard and sits near homes and businesses. You can get a lovely home on a street near the church. And, one of our more unique options is a dormitory (at right) for shift workers at government facilities. One of two such buildings in the area, the dorms are paid for by the Supreme Wirdle and available free of charge to the workers.
 

The Manhattan Projects is a bustling retail complex on Calutron Boulevard. There are homes just across the main road. If you like being close to the heart of it all, this may be the place for you!
 

 

How about a nice home by Plutonium Park? A tranquil environment to raise kittens!

400,000 buys a lot of awesomeness when you come to the Cemesto District! The Supreme Wirdle and I thank you for your continued support of the Feline Realms!



 

[Hester 699]

You will always have me as a viewer, Supreme!  Roll on! 

[Huston 5,798]

Indeed, congrats on 400,000 views! and Long live Schulmania

[Mymyjp 1,052]

400K views...that is such an achievement...and you manage to still wow us with your entries.

 

Warm felt congratulations my friend!

[bakercity 270]

Holy plutonium, 400k views is a big achievement. I like those glowflowers, they are purrrfect soothing sight. JKB

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Congrats on 400 thousand views!

 

Looks good (and glowy), can't wait for more!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Congratulations on the 400k views!  And I think that mixing salmon odor- *ahem* scent in with that of a flower would produce... interesting... results.  I'm glad the felines love it, though!

[TakemeThere 5,833]

400k now that's just absurd! Congrats on the achievement

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 

New public facilities now open in New Wirt!

 

Feline Exhibition Hall

 

New Wirt Convention Center
 

Place Des Artistes

 

Grand Opening Party now in progress at the Convention Center -- free admission!

 

[Gurning_Chimp 398]

Where did you get The Albert Hall? And Camden Market too for that matter!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

I'm so glad they figured out how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

[Titanicbuff 1,262]

rapping cat- a lot of fun.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Very meowy.

 

I wonder what the first thing (other than the opening party) that is going to be held at the convention center...

[VMIUJcadet09 250]

Looking good man! Keep up the great work!