Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted and it ate you. 

I wish for all pain to end.

[Skimbo 304]

Granted. But you'r not dead, you just lost all of your ability to feel. Boring life.

 

 

 

I wish for my own spaceship!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted ship, not granted space. Dayum

I wish I could meet Skimbo  

[raynev1 1,887]

Wish granted , but Skimbo has a cold . He went to say hi and sneezed . Out came a fireball and you were burnt to a crisp .

 

I wish I could travel the world .

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted and then you realized you were just reading the atlas. 

I wish for money.

[Skimbo 304]

Got some. Wraps cocaine bags. Police control ahead.

 

 

I wish for some more motivation to do sports!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

No sports for dragons tho

I wish for more dragons on Simtropolis :/

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but now its called Dragonopolis.

I wish spring would come early.

[korver 27,686]

Granted, but it's too hot.

I wish I could run faster.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but you go completely limp for ten seconds afterwards.

I wish Thed Björk would win a race in the WTCC.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Unfortunately, I misread that wish and though you were talking about the World Trade Center. 

I wish I wouldn't misread people's messages and wishes.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, however you have no way to communicate your clarity.

I wish I had more time during the day.

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

The length of a single day is now 1 year.

I wish I could crank out amazing BATs in mere hours.

 

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but you'd completely forget the art of lotting and people would pan you for it.

I wish Spongebob Squarepants would become good again.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! Nickelodeon decides to cancel the series immediately after the show improves.

I wish the R34 Skyline was legal in the US already.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. They're legal now, however the only way you're allowed to "drive" them is if they're being pulled by another vehicle.

I wish modding prop packs didn't take hours upon hours.

[nos.17 5,255]

Whatever you want...it now takes weeks upon weeks.

 

I wish I knew how to finish my homework.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted. You fail.

I wish that trees regenerate faster.

[Skimbo 304]

Infact they now also grow much faster. Everywhere. Soon most homes and roads are overgrown.

 

 

I wish for Dragons!

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted. We will all die because dragons need to breathe too.

I wish Sweden would stop being so obsessively PC.

[Delta 88 262]

Granted, they become extremely right-wing, militaristic and imperialistic instead. Sweden tries to dominate the world but gets destroyed by China and now you're dead. 

I wish all the problems with my car would fix themselves at no cost to me.

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

Granted. Your car is stolen the day it gets fixed.

I wish I had the physical ability of a ring gymnast.

[korver 27,686]

Granted, but you miss your competition

100 animals

[Skimbo 304]

Granted and congratulations! You now took over an animal shelter. At 100% your own cost! Appart of 100 kittens there are about 750 other given-away pets to pay for!

 

 

I wish I had wings!

[Delta 88 262]

Granted, but you don't know how to fly and you crash into a building trying, injuring many. Your wings are immediately confiscated by law enforcement. 

I wish this girl I like wasn't sending me mixed signals and would just be straight-forward.

[Toby Ferrian 875]

granted, but it turns out she hates you.

i wish wishing worked

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Corrupted. And therefore, currupted.

I wish for less corruption :/

[raynev1 1,887]

Granted , but then who would run our countries ?

I wish I would find a million dollars .

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

Granted. In pennies.

I wish we could build a space elevator.

[Delta 88 262]

Granted, but it blows up during the first ascent and is never used again.

I wish the mechanic who "fixed" my car was actually competent. He screwed up the ignition timing while replacing the distributor and now the car accelerates poorly.