Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Mithrik 562]

Yes! The Corrupt a Wish Game is here in Simtropolis!

For those who don't know how do play:

You play this way someone wishes something:

Example: I wish for a sandwich.

Then another person ruins the wish:

Example: Granted, but it's moldy.

And wishes something else.

And the games continues that way, Pretty simple, huh?

Let's start:

I wish a dog.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

Of course you can have a three legged dog.

I wish I had a good computer.

[Larks2242 251]

Enjoy windows 95 with top specs.

I wish i own a sports car.

[Vahr 341]

Take this 1970 football team bus for a spin.

I wish I had a potato

[Korot 6]

Here, a field full of potatoes, your just have to harvest them.

I wish a big, luxurious house, in Beverly Hills, without annoying neighbours.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

You get a big, luxurious house boat. It just happens to be sunk at the bottom of the ocean with sharks as neighbors.

[Skimbo 304]

And your wish?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I wish you would wish for something.

[Larks2242 251]

I wish no one killed the game.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

Your wish could not be granted.

I wish I could dunk a basketball.

[Vahr 341]

You can dunk it into water, not the rim.

I wish for a large soda.

[Duke87 1,070]

Odd, why do I feel like I've seen this before? Maybe I'm just old...

Though, I prefer to think of it as "institutional memory."

[CoastRunner 24]

They're out of cups.

I wish to stay home from school.

[un1 40]

You get to go to summer school next summer!

I wish Larks would stop posting at a record rate.

[Xyloxadoria 1,099]

EDIT: un1 posted before me.  Larks isnt posting at a record rate, but it is because he is now posting at double the record rate.

I wish i could be somwerhere warmer.

[Larks2242 251]

That is a ungrantable wish unless you mind waiting a few years

I wish i had more competition then Un1

Perhaps Dukes thread should be revived and this locked?

[Skimbo 304]

You will not have it

I wish, i had a Nissan Skyline GTR

[Korot 6]

Granted, but it comes without wheels, steering, engine, seats, lights, roof, hood, trunk, floor, doors, wind shield, mirrors, dash, brakes, radio, etc.

I wish a big dragon.

[Xyloxadoria 1,099]

You get your dragon, but it doesn't like you. The next time it sees you, it will burn you to a crisp.

I wish i had a beachside mansion.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, you have a beachside mansion and when you go on vacation to it a hurricane arrives and destroys it with you inside.

I wish the hurricane doesn't reach Mexico.

(By the way your thread is way dead Duke, some mod could lock this thread and use the one you made, but seems like time is the cause. Also when corrupting wishes use the magic word, Granted to know it's the corruption.)

[Korot 6]

Granted, but you are still killed by the hurricane.

I wish a Ferrari, one that works preferably.

[Vahr 341]

You receive a dog named Ferrari.

I wish for a cat

On a side note, since the old thread is so old, we'll keep this one, I'll change it to v3

[Duke87 1,070]

Your cat is a lion that mauls you.

Originally posted by: Blue Lightning

On a side note, since the old thread is so old, we'll keep this one, I'll change it to v3 quote>

Make that V4. There was before this one!

*sings* I wish that I could be like... I was... before...

(name that tune!)

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Wish granted. You are now a baby.

I wish I knew what tune that is above.

[Korot 6]

Granted, but you forget anything else.

I want a healthy dog, to be precise, a St. Bernard, not named after a car.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, you get that dog, which is also very intelligent, even more than you, and also talks, and one day he makes you open the door by making you believe that there is someone with a shotgun waiting to kill you out there, when you open it, it escapes and you never see it again.

Edit: I forgot my wish. I wish SC5 appears.

[Skimbo 304]

Garanteed, Sim City 5, the Sim city Societys 2 without improvements.

I wanna have a new set of golf clubs.

[Korot 6]

Granted, but they are made for dwarfs, not for dragons.

I want a new, state of the art, PC, in working condition.

[IrvingTwoSmokes 10]

Granted, but in this case PC stands for Prairie Cat, and it dies of fright.

I wish I had some pie.

[Duke87 1,070]

The pie carries a curse and whoever eats it dies.

I wish I had Bender back!