Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, but it is CitiesXXL stuff.

I wish I knew how to BAT

[matias93 7,535]

Granted, you have already coded a one-line BAT starter for the game.

 

I wish I weren't falling asleep now

[Skimbo 304]

granted. You stay awake. On crystal meth. It gets you adicted and you eventually die

 

 

I wish I had had a better wish corruption than this one.because of the destruction it causes to your body.

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, instead your wish destroys everybody else.

I wish I could fly. (I know what's gonna happen now :P)

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! You'll get to enjoy the spectacular view of a dozen fully armed F-15's all launching their AIM-9's in perfect sync directly at you!

I wish for a longer weekend!

[matias93 7,535]

Granted, now the week starts at Saturday and the weekend comprises from Monday to Friday, which are working days anyway.

I wish tomorrow test to be delayed.

[philforhockey51 4,220]

It's not but you ace it anyway.

I wish I could play hockey as often as I used to

 

[Skimbo 304]

granted! They misstake you for someone elles, arrest you and put you into a prison cell. Now you got a happy time! At least they left u a hockey club and a ball

 

 

I wish for a sunny winter

[raynev1 1,886]

Granted . Then you could not find your sunglasses and would go snow blind .

I wish , I wish I had three more wishes .

[matias93 7,535]

Three more wishes granted, all of which nullifies the previous one retroactively.

 

I wish I have the software to do a typography.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted! Pages and pages of boring lacklustre relots of water pumps.

I wish Reddonquixote would come out of his hidey-hole.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! Every file that gets posted will be broken upon submission!

I wish it didn't take so long to produce a file..

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but every file becomes corrupted upon completion. Much like your wish. 

I wish SC4 didn't CTD so much. 

[Skimbo 304]

okay, therefore it stopped working at all.

 

 

I want pineapple juce!

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted! It's made of unripe pineapple and is super sour!

 

I wish for rotten tomatoes

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but they all get thrown at you.

I wish for a smooth upgrade to Windows 10 on my desktop.

[matias93 7,535]

Smooth doesn't mean fast, it will be perfectly finished in two weeks.

 

I wish for a midi to usb connector

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, but the files become corrupted because the cable can't convey information correctly

I wish Java was easier to learn.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. People confused your request with "Jawa,"  so now you speak the language of the Jawas from Star Wars fluently.

I wish for popcorn.

[Lot Creator 304]

Granted, but the corn exploded in your face.

I wish for better internet...

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! You will be able to load nothing but broken pages in the blink of an eye!

I wish more of the newer games would be released as hard copies.

[raynev1 1,886]

Wish granted , but you can't play them because of windows update .

I wish I had a big fat bank account .

[Skimbo 304]

Granted! You now got a balance of 122 big macs and 172 portions of french fries!

 

 

I wish for a mild winter

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But Global warming

I wish for another sequel

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, it's a sequel to the worst book ever.

I wish Nickelodeon would continue A:TLA and LoK

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! Every new episode of A:TLA and LoK will be done by the same guy who made Ren & Stimpy.

I wish there were more station wagons in the US.

[raynev1 1,886]

Wish Granted , millions of them , all manufactured by Yugo .

I wish grass would not grow over 3 inches tall .

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, put now it grows spikes on the end so you still have to mow it.

I wish the mice hadn't eaten all my carrots in my garden.

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, rabbits eat the carrots instead.

I wish our garden didn't die because I forgot to water it.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! You water your garden and it comes with a nice serving of Cyanide!

I wish the RMS Olympic wasn't scrapped.