Schulmania

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Now here is a pretty thing...   in fact I would say it was quite remarkable!

 

 

 

I hear some of the activities on this trip may include...

 

 

 

 

 

With of course time for things such as...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prepare for adventure!!!!

 

 

[89James89 1,169]

Man that Jaffa cake packaging looks weird.

 

As for the cat-a-maran I can't wait. Book me a place please.

 

Cheers

 

James

[Hester 699]

I can't wait for more and more about this trip!  And the pictures of coming events are superb!  :-)

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Eleven Lake View - Queenstown, New Zealand

 

His Excellency Ambassador Prince Schonheit, would like to submit the following accomodation arrangements to the Schulmanian delegation for their approval.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.headsouth.co.nz/holiday-homes/home/eleven-lake--queenstown/

[Schulmanator 5,787]

The Diplomatic Office has reviewed the Prince's proposal and has accepted it. To celebrate, the Bureau of Feline Affairs is dispatching a Schulminion delicacy to our canine friends - the giant cat pizza.

 

(actual size 0.9 meters [36 inches] in diameter)

 

 

Buon appetito!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Lyhoko: This stuff looks familiar...

Lyhoko: And how are you supposed to walk anywhere in that one house without tripping over a cat or three?

[Hester 699]

WOW!  The Supreme Wirdle would approve!  MANY of her Cabinet can be accomodated on those beds so she may consider those accomodations when traveling.  Meanwhile the Schulmanian Delegation will surely approve of these thoughtful and fitting rooms.  Will extra laps be available for napping felines as well?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 

Today's 36 inch cat pizza has black eyes!!!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Coming up next, a new district in the national capital is revealed!

 

 

[89James89 1,169]

Ohhhhhh fun a new expansion! Can't wait.

 

Damn pizza making me really hungry.

 

Cheers

 

James

[Gn_leugim 853]

that pizza! omgosh!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

How does one cut a pizza of that size?

[Benedict 3,119]

Congratulations on the state visit, as well as for being back at number one on BTT!

[Hester 699]

Ummmmmmm....pizzaaaaaaaa

[Schulmanator 5,787]

FreewayofFlight    Well, I don’t know about *plunged*…. Hehehe….

89James89    Thanks. Schulmania is a complicated place. Feel free to check out our other publications as well at your leisure to learn more about us.

Hester    We have all the news that’s fit to print and some that isn’t!

Benedict    Thanks. I do like making them. But not too often!

Hester    That’s exactly what Paul Harvey said….

NMUSpidey    Yep. He is not licensed by our newspaper licensers. So no Bugle here.

Lyhoko Leaci    Hmmm… not sure Nyan has landing rights there. But perhaps they could send an envoy to one of our stops?

Craig-Abcvs    A fitting photo for the state visit!

89James89    Yep… headphones are not mandatory on the plane.

Craig-Abcvs    We had to use that Muppets song in our 6th grade music program…. I remember it pretty well, despite it being like a kajillion years ago.

89James89    Most definitely!

89James89    Sure! Come on along!

Hester    We aim to please.

Craig-Abcvs    I heartily endorse this event or product!

Lyhoko Leaci    Walking? The answer: very carefully!

Hester    We thought of everything.

89James89    come enjoy our pizza then!

Gn_leugim    Om nom nom!

Lyhoko Leaci    I leave the ginsu work to Papa Brandon, inventor of the Mega Cat Pizza…

Benedict    Woo hoo! Cat pizza for all!

Hester    Hungry much?
 

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 

 


East Tenne: The Citadel

Government offices are located throughout the capital. Many of the most significant ones are located in the Royal Quarter and the Feline Quarter. But, all of those government offices and institutions which don’t require the Supreme Wirdle’s daily oversight need somewhere to be as well. Many of them and concentrated in the fourth and fifth arrondissements. District IV is known as The Citadel, as it contains a large building which sits upon a hill just like a citadel in the times of yore. In this initial trip into the fourth district, we will see several government buildings and their environs, all centered on a lovely green square. Despite the concentration of government buildings, the area is no urban wasteland.  There are seven government clusters in the district. Today, we will see the cluster around Clark Square, which is where many educational institutions are headquartered.
 

Clark Square, where a cluster of educational and fine arts offices are located
 

 

The National Archives holds many original documents of the national government. Each region also has its own governmental archive.
 

 

The Education & Literature Commission has a large building facing the square; one of the largest governmental structures in the capital
 



 

The Fine Arts Council has a building facing the square and its own lovely courtyard in the rear
 

In the photo above, the Education & Literature Commission Building is at the left, the Fine Arts Council Building at the top and the National Archives at the bottom right
 

 

The nearby Grove Center offers shopping and dining for residents and office workers
 

The triangular Grove Park connects Grove Center to the governmental complex. It also houses the offices of the National Parks and a church.
 

There’s plenty of commerce in The Citadel
 

The curved façade of the Schulmastadon Hotel beckons patrons. And of course their motto “Our prices are prehistorically low!” really appeals to their wallets. Every room is 99 purrs per night and includes a complimentary can of Fancy Feast for every meal.
 

Mixed use developments offer shops below and residences above
 

The corner building houses the offices of EG&G McMuffin, a company which does stuff too complicated for us to really understand. So we smile and nod and carry on.
 

Let’s stop by the mall. I want to buy something at Ossie’s Scratching Post on the second floor. Then, maybe a stop at the food court.
 

[Hester 699]

I would love to have a piece of that pizza and I had wondered how it was cut as well.  Glad that question was asked.

 

 Now..the Citadel.  I have to admit that I was most intrigued by Ossie's Scratching Post.  I would love to peruse the fine offerings there.  I understand there are exclusive things not available anywhere else. 

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

I imagine that this is the place that houses the offices managing Port Matthew's and Schulmania's student exchange program?  I hear that it's going quite smoothly!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Happy Mother's Day from Schulmania!

 

[metarvo 710]

Mixed-use developments provide a burst of energy for business districts, and a sense of convenience for the residents who would occupy the upper floors.  It looks like this particular district stretches almost endlessly.  Nice!

 

[SimCoug 5,973]

I've missed so much!  Well done on the Citadel district!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I wouldn't mind looking through the National Archives sometime... if it's legal, of course. 

[89James89 1,169]

Some awesome buildings there Schulmanator. Really befitting of a capital for your great nation.

 

James

[Schulmanator 5,787]

GRUMPY CAT...

 

GRUMPY CAT, SCHULMANIA STYLE...

 

 

BEHOLD THE GIANT GRUMPY CAT PIZZA!!!

[airman15 4,111]

Looks delicious!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I wonder who's the cat that posed for the pizza...   

[Hester 699]

Sweet Grumpy Cat.  xxoo

[89James89 1,169]

Will very much enjoy eating Grumpy Cat (definitely a lot more than he looks like he will).

 

Cheers

 

89James89

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

That pizza looks absolutely divine.  Grumpy yes, but divine nonetheless!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Ever wondered what was in the middle of noewhere???





Find out next in Schulmania!