Schulmania

[jason leo 485]

I'm always ready to serve for Schulmania, whatever the price is.

And I will do my best for the East Wirdleonia, I will also try to do my best to prevent those bugs from taking over your beloved district.

Let BuggUla lose, let everyone says :

All hail Schulmania ! All hail the Supreme Wirdle ! All hail the felines ! Peace to all !

[FrenchThom 27]

From the Great Leader of Vinéa to the Shulmania's Diplomatic Office

We are a human-ruled country , but felines are under the protection of the Vinéan Feline Healthcare Act , which is providing the right for them to the pursuit of happiness , freedom and civil dignity !

I will send for you my sister , Héloïse de Gama , an ultra pro-felines officer ! You can call her Captain Nepell , it was her pseudonym at the army during the training ! I want her to be placed in the marine frontline ! She will protect Schulmanico from the sea with her fetish ship , the DSS Émeraude ! The bugs are going to have a very unpleasant feeling when she will start the canons of the Émeraude !

[metarvo 710]

I've been surveying the battlefield, and it doesn't look like you have too much to worry about, Schulmanator. This is going to be a piece of cake for sure — or fish, if the Schulmania National Army leaders would rather have that.

[Cefien 361]

Please complete our application so we know what name you want and where to place you.

Thank you for the opportunity. Me and my men are eager to whack some bugs.

So, how can i complete the application??

[FrenchThom 27]

I've been surveying the battlefield, and it doesn't look like you have too much to worry about, Schulmanator. This is going to be a piece of cake for sure — or fish, if the Schulmania National Army leaders would rather have that.

Sure ! As I know who she is , Héloïse will be at home for dinner !

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Ready when you are!

The citizens of Mirani have sent food supplies for the battle and should arrive in a couple hours by plane!

[FrenchThom 27]

Ready when you are!

The citizens of Mirani have sent food supplies for the battle and should arrive in a couple hours by plane!

I'm preparing the convoy of 5 000 vinéan soldiers from Vynkha to the frontline of Schulmanico ! I think the war is near !

[Cefien 361]

Ummm...excuse me sir FrienchThom, i thought we must complete the application first, before joining the war.

EDIT: Man,...the war is in front of my face, and here i am waiting for application.

[Benedict 3,119]

Congratulations, you're back at number one on BTT this week. This means that you have been #1 in each of the last 4 years - nice work. But beware, the Buggs are back in the Top Ten!

[Hester 699]

The BUGGS!? Top 10? Who did they pay!?

[PhatHead 247]

Lyhoko Leaci, Legendary, Legionnaire, Leech10, lucky7, luker91, Launched, Longest, Lasting.

[airman15 4,111]

I Wish to join this battle. I would prefer serving as a combat pilot.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The Buggs will drop back down again... they always do, they can only stay up there for a bit at a time, before they are shoved back down to where they belong.

There's a [ɾ] in the mix of [l]'s that PhatHead posted...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

NMUSpidey New data is coming!

jason leo Your loyalty is greatly appreciated. We will prevail!

FrenchThom The Diplomatic Office has approved a consulate for your nation at Friendsville. Welcome to the Feline Zone!

metarvo Fish is more popular than cake. Well, for the felines. For me, I’ll take the cake.

Cefien Here it is: http://www.schulmania.info/military_files/careers.htm

FrenchThom Let’s hope!

City_Master The nearest airfield is Maxis Air Force Base in the western Wirdleplex near East Wirdleonia.

FrenchThom Your support is appreciated!

Cefien Post it ASAP and I will add you in.

Benedict Thanks! Now to be #1 in battle!

Hester It could be the Onimay talking…

PhatHead Jiminy Jillikers!

usfighter15 Your application has been accepted. You will be on the next roster.

Lyhoko Leaci Let’s hope this time they will be squished for good!

NEW SIEGE DATA COMING UP SHORTLY!!!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Siege, Part 2

PLEASE NOTE: This is a live event. The siege will be played out in real time (Schulmania Standard Time, with breaks of course for sleep and other stuff) and will be updated as events unfold. Check back frequently for progress on the battle. Additionally, your input will have an impact on the outcome of the battle. The outcome is not final yet and will depend on what you do. Your supportive comments can help rally the troops and increase their effectiveness. (Conversely, comments in favor of Queensferry will reduce our morale and effectiveness by the same margin,) When there are options available for us in the battle, we will wait to gather input before making a decision (the wait time will depend on the severity of the situation). These decisions will have consequences, good and/or bad, but that won’t be revealed until after the decision has been made. If you are a member of the Schulmania National Military and wish to fight in the battle (your survival is not guaranteed, however), please indicate so. And, if you wish to be in the battle and have not yet joined the SNM, go here and apply quickly: http://www.schulmania.info/military_files/careers.htm.

Here are the current standings for the two armies. Remember, your support can increase or decrease these measures during the course of the battle. Here’s how your comments will impact the outcome:

1. Joining the Schulmania National Military during the battle will decrease the effectiveness of Queensferry by two ticks and increase the morale of Schulmania by one.

2. A positive comment for Schulmania increases our effectiveness by one tick and morale by one tick.

3. A negative comment for Schulmania will reduce our morale by two ticks and increase Queensferry’s by two.

4. A positive comment for Queensferry will increase their effectiveness, morale and weapons by two ticks and decrease ours by two ticks in turn.

5. If we receive suggestions which are helpful to us, in addition to their tactical assistance, these comments will increase our weapons by two ticks and morale by two ticks and decrease Queensferry’s by the same margin.

6. But, if we take your suggestion and it does not work, Queensferry’s weapons will be increased by three ticks and morale by two ticks. Our weapons, effectiveness and morale will all be reduced two ticks.

If Schulmania’s morale, effectiveness or weapons reach zero, the battle will be lost. If Queensferry’s reaches zero, the battle will be won. Do bear in mind that each skirmish will also impact all three indicators. So, your input is a critical component but not the only component in the battle. The graphical indicator shown below will be updated periodically as the siege unfolds. (Counting starts once the first shot is fired.)

Our soldiers are ready…

[Gannet 34]

I would like to join as Gannet and I would like my preffered name be also Gannet and I would like to be a navy sailor.

[Cefien 361]

Well, i didn't actually meant this but, if by joining the army i had a change to smack those filty bugs, then i'd rather sign in. Oh, and btw, i brought 3500 men with me. Hope your Tactical Response Team has place for them too. But i'm afraid they'll only follow my order. Maybe you can consider of making new team for us?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Go Schulmania! Death to all Buggs!

...negative comments for Queensferry do nothing at all?

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Schumania will be the only victorious side in this battle!

Stomp on all the bugs!

The food and supplies from Mirani have arrived at Maxis Air Force Base, ready to be handed out to every soldier!

[vivapanda 422]

Those stats don't look really good

[FrenchThom 27]

Here it is ! I'm Héloise de Gama , ready to serve the Schulmania Navy !

[Hester 699]

Good Grief! Those stats for the two armies sure don't look good for the felines. But 40% is better than 0% I guess! Maybe with these reinforcements....

I am battle ready as always and my TRT unit is at the ready. Standing by.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Lieutenant Phillip de Purrton of the Schulmania National Army, VI Corps, 12th Division, 132nd Regiment reporting for duty, sir! *salutes*

[Schulmanator 5,787]

UPDATED:

Gannet Please complete the application and we will certainly add you!

Cefien You are now in the latest roster!

Lyhoko Leaci Yes, due to the Onimay they cannot process negative comments and that also makes their moral higher than normal.

City_Master The showdown is coming! Brace yourself!

vivapanda Considering their huge advantage in weapons and numbers, it’s not too bad.

FrenchThom You have been added in as well!

Hester Considering how things have been the last few years, it’s not bad for us at all.

emperordaniel Get ready to lock and load!

[Cefien 361]

Corporal Cefien of the Tactical Responsive Team, IV corps, 6th Division, 114th Regiment, reporting for duty, sir!

Ready to whack some bugs.

EDIT: I've just confirmed that my allies from the eastern region Brutonbail and Pineville have agreed to aid us in battle. We should expect their army soon enough.

[RipRap 4,400]

Sorry, been to several battles lately!

Woooo! Many people are enlisting for the defense of Schulmania!

[FrenchThom 27]

Sorry, been to several battles lately!

Woooo! Many people are enlisting for the defense of Schulmania!

Sorry, been to several battles lately!

Woooo! Many people are enlisting for the defense of Schulmania!

Of course ! We're defending the greatest feline country but most of all ( at least for myself ) we are fighting the bugs ! I will crush them as an insect by a Mercedes on an highway !

[airman15 4,111]

Now that I'm enlisted in the Air Force, I'm ready to swat the bugs like the vermin they are!

[LexusInfernus 908]

Death to those pesky little bugs! I have no doubt that Schulmania's military will prevail!

[SimCoug 5,972]

Consider the slogan my humble contribution to Schulmania and her fight against the wretched buggs.