The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[the_crispbread_witch 0]

Can I have a glass of ice cold llama milk, and some cookies maybe? It is hot outside today!

Don't you love it when things actually work. Today I don't belive in Murphy's law. It's a good day.
Better go update the ol' city journal too...

Mmmm... Llama milk...

[djrules5454 5]

*Wonders what zukes and dragon are doing.  Falls asleep at table over 7th plate of crab.*

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Date: 6/20/2005 6:23:32 AM Author: ephorex_77
Also, what on earth are those zukes anyway??

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www.minster.k12.oh.us/teachweb/tech/08kernsm/leeches/zukes/zuke!!!!!.htm

Zuke website, has some info on the zukes.

[hello_SC4 1]

Hola! I'd like a glass of peach juice with whipped llama cream on top! My friend suggested it, says it's awesome, I sure hope so!

Oh, and do you have any pistachios? I simply for pistachios.

[Zelgadis 638]

Say, this seems like a fairly respectable establishment.

I care to negotiate the vending of an affordable beverage. Does the proprietor of this establishment have knowledge of the mixing of an Amazon Monkey? It is my favorite martini.

So, anyone for a rousing chorus of Oh Canada?

ISF

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Welcome one and all. My what a nice crowd we have today.

@Leech10: A mysterious suit of armor. Looks like it might fit the KK dragon.

@ ephorex_77: You've been away too long. The zukes are explained in Leech10's post below. The autochef concocts a Welch Rarebit Omelette and serves it with a hot llama milk chocolate.

@Cjah: Amen.

@ vidioman: Procrastinate now!

@ the_crispbread_witch: Enjoy. The cookies today are President's Choice Lassy Mogs.

@ djrules5454_simtropolisedition: Autosystem teleports a blanket to cover him up.

@ hello_SC4: Welcome to our friend from Slovenia. The autochef fills the order The pistachios are on the bar with the finger foods. Help yourself.

@ zelgadis: Concentrate hard on your drink, please. The autobar materializes an Amazon Monkey. Enjoy. Perhaps you might describe the drink for those of us who couldn't find it on the net.

All together now ...

Oh, Canada, terre de nos aieux, ...

[Zelgadis 638]

Amazon Monkey: not for the faint of heart (or underage). This thing will knock your hat in a creek.

1 part Captain Morgan's
1 part cuantro
1 part melon liqueur
1 part orange juice.

And shake it all up, martini-style!

And for another wonderful drink, the banana boat:

1 part coconut rum
1 part banana liqueur
1 part orange juice
1 part pineapple juice

A bit less of a kick, but very yummy.

ISF

[jmusshorn 7]

Hmm... Des types mignons dans cet endroit? Haha

 

*Drinks boiler-maker*

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The zukes cover most of the frame with zuke armor, but they leave 2 holes at the back, a large, wide hole at the front, a hole on the right side on the front, and 2 skinny holes on the sides.

[ephorex_77 0]

Wow, those Zukes are nasty little things.

'Well Jimmy m'boy, have you finished your homework yet??'

'No Daddy.'

'Oh dear...well then...it's the Zuke pit for you!!' *hysterical cackling*

'NOOO!!!!!! I'll be good!! I'll shine your shoes, do the washing!! Even...*shiver*.. bathe!!!!'  

 

 

Sorry...random story...Err...well...better be getting back to my homework now. (no joke )

 

*scribbles hurriedly as pet Zuke glances over shoulder*

[hello_SC4 1]

Thanks! Yumm, it's awesome! She was right, fits totally with a warm summer evening.. ahh..

Now, to get those pistachios.. *walks to the finger foods* *grabs a whole bowl* Mmmm...

[vidioman 21]

Last day of school... So, possibly, my last day here until I get internet back. I might be able to visit during exam days (after exams, the library stays open during school hours) and after that, I'll have to go without. But, not for long. My mom started to file her income tax! (which was due, umm... 2 months ago.) and hopefully we'll get enough to pay the phone company.

But, it's the end of school! De-alcoholized beer for everyone!

 

The Water Ballon attack warning level is currently ORANGE, elevated

 

- ... and,

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ jmusshorn: Mon ami, ma langue fran

[hello_SC4 1]

A little chlorophyll never hurt nobody, Bartender!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The zukes put some more framework on the 2 long holes on the sides, as well as putting zuke armor on that to make 2 short wings. They then put clear zuke armor on the front hole.

[Joesocwork 4]

Howdy John & Folkses,

Went back today after a couple of sick days.  I had a sore throat for about three weeks & my primary told me it was a virus that was simply lingering.  I got a second opinion this weekend and was told it was bronchitis & sinusitus. -That one I believe; I just don't think viruses last three weeks.  But I actually believe your advice that it could be a symptom of job stress.  -I'm a lookin' and I'm willing to relocate & even change jobs for the right opportunity. 

 

 

Iced Latte, please.

[Zelgadis 638]

Bartender, I could use some nice Japanese umeshu (plum wine) if you have it. Spent all my free time today cleaning orange juice out of my carpet...

ISF

[oldfart 12]

*Walks into the Moose Factory*
*Sees the horde of zukes, the strange whatchamahoozit they're making, the potentially contagious Joesocwork (hope you get better soon), and the bright green creature that used to be hello_SC4, panics, and runs out*
*Returns a few minutes later with his spudgun for defense, and cautiously shuffles back in*
*Assists hello_SC4 in finishing his pistachios*

Mmm, tasty.
Orange juice, zelgadis? Well, look on the bright side...it wasn't grape juice. That stuff leaves nice big purple splotches all over the carpet.
So, has anyone else been having miserably hot summer weather? It's been in the nineties where I live. The humidity isn't too low either, which makes you feel remarkably like you're being deep-fried.

Maybe I should go on vacation to someplace with a more temperate climate...say, Nome, or Anadyr'.

Say, I'll take some kind of industrial-strength coolant fluid, a few raw potatoes for my spudgun, and another few quarts of pistachios for me and my green friend here, please.

[ardecila 125]

Haven't been in here in awhile.. Still the wacky place it was before, I see.

I've been painting the fascia of my house recently; I think the thin air at such elevations fuels my brain. I came up with several haikus.

This one is a teeny bit crude/scatological (I don't typically think that way), but what the hey:
A tall, tall ladder
is not the best place to be
when you need to pee.

[hym 358]

*Goes over to see what exactly the zukes are up to.  Sees great ideas at work and lends his welding expertise*

@Joesocwork: Levels healing ray at Joesocwork's head and cures him.  Demands payment for services rendered.

Orders Warriors Whiskey and drinks several gallons before walking into the street and being hit by car.  Gets up, staggers off looking for The Flawless Cowboy(not realizing that dude who hit him was The Flawless Cowboy).

Get's told off by superiors and wanders back in and orders ice water to sober up.

[Joesocwork 4]

Date: 6/22/2005 12:48:11 AM Author: hym

@Joesocwork: Levels healing ray at Joesocwork's head and cures him.  Demands payment for services rendered.

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Thanks! Your next order is on me.

[ephorex_77 0]

Date: 6/21/2005 2:05:13 PM Author: N_O_Body
@ephorex_77:  Is that like the poor zuke who didn't have a pit to hiss in?  Homework?  At this time of the term?  What didn't you do during the year?

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I live in Australia, where our summers are at the end of the year. Meaning longer Chritmas breaks, but it also means that we're out of synch with the rest of the world, or is it the other way round??

 

But still, holidays are coming up, only 2 more days to go, then it's 24/7 on ST!! Pity it's only a two week holiday.

 

And I'm glad you enquired about my pet zuke. Yes, I saved him a while ago from the other wild zukes. Apparently, or so he tells me, he was vilified because he had a strange habit, namely the belching of a fireball whenever someone mentioned the word 'zygodactyl'.

 

*BURP!!!*

[jmusshorn 7]

Lol! Non! Je dit tous 'gar

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Summer is i'comen in, lud sing Cucu ...

@ hello_SC4: A little chlorophyll never hurt nobody, Bartender! Watch those double negatives, my friend. If nobody was never hurt, then somebody was ever hurt. In English, my Slovenian friend, two negatives cancel just like algebra. As far as I know, chlorophyll is not poisonous, but it is a magnesium compound, so maybe you could get light metal poisoning?

@ Leech10: Looking more and more like a space suit or a diver's suit. Cute guys are really creative, eh?

@ Joesocwork: The iced latte is teleported directly to hand. Well, my friend, let's see what the old doc should have prescribed for your Sinusitis/Bronchitis. How about a good anti-inflamatory antibiotic. 250mg Keflex, four times a day for 14 days should do it. Get well, my lad. What kind of a quack do you have as a primary? Sounds like you need a different one if he can't recognize an infection.

@ zelgadis: The plum wine appears in a carafe with a nice stemmed glass. If you'ld like something stronger, I am sure the autobar has some Slivovitz.

@ oldfart: Split red shells cascade on to the table. A quart of de-icing fluid accompanies them along with a bag of Yukon Golds. Enjoy. Why not just adopt a black zuke, they make fine pets/companions. Some of these have got there CZX ratings. [Companion Zuke Exellent.]

Ard!

@ardecila: Welcome back, long time no see! I think your haiku does better as Ut micturisset in Borealem non sapiens.

@ hym: At the very least you could have dragged the Flawless Cowboy in here and apologized. There is an oxygen mask in the back room. It will help fix your hangover.

@ephorex_77: People who live in Strine places can be expected to be somewhat turned around from the aspect we are used to. One of the best things about the net is we get to meet the men from oz. Have you considered obedience training for your zuke? Apart from the fire balls, he is quite handsome.

@ jmusshorn: All fellows? I think the rule is post in English or add a translation around here. Welcome/bienvenu. What would you like to while these weary hours away?

[hello_SC4 1]

Bartender, I've been preached enough about the usage of anybody/somebody/everybody/nobody (and -one) many moons ago at English in Elementary School. I know it is supposed to be never hurt anybody, I just said nobody cause I felt like doing that..

 

Oooh, I just got a craving for some canteloupe. Care to ask the autochef if he has any left?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^You have already asked. Slices of canteloupe appear on a plate with some thinly sliced prosciutto and a glass of Piesporter Michaelsburg.

[Zelgadis 638]

Got anything to make this lousy week go any faster?

On a lighter note, I went to my boss's house today and was up to my armpits in weenie dogs.

ISF

[hello_SC4 1]

Date: 6/22/2005 5:38:40 PM Author: N_O_Body ^You have already asked.  Slices of canteloupe appear on a plate with some thinly sliced prosciutto and a glass of Piesporter Michaelsburg.

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I'll pretend I really liked that (and I do, no matter how much indigestion prosciutto gives me..) *fart*

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*The dark zukes ad a door with a windo in it to put in the side hole, and also fit a panel with multiple holes in it below the front window, before adding 2 seats.*

*Several regular zuke begin eating several pounds of pistachios.*

[ardecila 125]

Date: 6/22/2005 3:23:41 PM
Author: N_O_Body

@ardecila: Welcome back, long time no see! I think your haiku does better as 'Ut micturisset in Borealem non sapiens'.

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{censored} it! I take Latin (third year) and I can't translate that. Am I allowed to use a dictionary? Vocabulary was never my Latin teacher's strong suit, but at least he made sure we were well-grounded in grammar and syntax.

1st Conjugation Subjunctive Active Present

amem amemus
ames ametis
amet ament

et cetera...
and more Latin.... *grumbles*