The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*The dark zukes come back inside, go into a small room off of the main part of the building, and make a playstation 2 appear with controllers and they begint to play Star Wars: Battlefront.*

I am hungry again, and now I would like about 14 chocolate chip cookies. (I have eaten about that many before)

[The Terminator 0]

I JUST BOUGHT A STRATOCASTER YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW GIMMIE SOME BACON!!!!!

 

Mabye i should make a moose factory swimming pool. AND FILL IT WITH BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

damn, ive been gone a long time, i have been getting caught in real life. i dont want to go to 9'th grade(wich means going to the high school), all my friends are in the grade below me, and so are the girls I like. now ill have to wait until im a sophomore until i see them all again, dammit!

 

*puts on the TV and flips to channel 17, Baking Bacon with Macon is on.

BBWM is my favrite TV cooking show.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Well, folks, we seem to be on page 30. Not bad for a general discussion group.

@ Leech10: As long as the zukes are happy... A plate of chocolate chips cookies appears on the table. Want some llama milk with those? As long as you keep asking, you will get a new plate when these run out. Try not to make yourself sick.

@ The Terminator: Duh, what's a stratocaster? TT:- Gimme, gimme never gets, don't you know your manners yet? I think I have warned you about that once before, kid.

Anyway, if you are getting promoted out of your peer group, maybe it is time you got a new bunch. I am sure there will be interesting people at the high school. Besides, it is immature to hang about with kids who are not up with you.

[The Terminator 0]

www.fender.com a strat(ocaster) is a guitar made by fender.

NOBODY: ok the kristishi are being relentless, find a kristish captian Blovovolovicvivh, he is hiding out in t'blanka somewhere.

 

Joesocwork: a kristishi agent is in DC. his name is Markovoy Papinaziztz, find him and 86 him with a flinstones esque stone nightstick. he lives at 149 Yeltzen street in Northeast

 

Leech10:

have a zuke go to t'blanka to assult the kristishi guards palace. 

 

fairlane500: go to Ottowa and eliminate the Kristishi mole in parliment.

 

Good luck agents

 

Q has all your weaponry and gadgets ready, enjoy your new aston martins

 

-Agent #1 out*

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Date: 5/29/2005 5:45:02 PM
Author: The Terminator

www.fender.com a strat(ocaster) is a guitar made by fender.

NOBODY: ok the kristishi are being relentless, find a kristish captian Blovovolovicvivh, he is hiding out in t'blanka somewhere.

Joesocwork: a kristishi agent is in DC. his name is Markovoy Papinaziztz, find him and 86 him with a flinstones esque stone nightstick. he lives at 149 Yeltzen street in Northeast

Leech10: have a zuke go to t'blanka to assult the kristishi guards palace.

fairlane500: go to Ottowa and eliminate the Kristishi mole in parliment.

Good luck agents

Q has all your weaponry and gadgets ready, enjoy your new aston martins

-Agent #1 out*

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That is a nice axe (do they still use that term?). TT what band(s) do you play in?

Blovovolovicvivh was eliminated by the KK dragon. He had considerable help locating it from the zukes.

[The Terminator 0]

KK dragon wtf? whats KK?

yes axe is still used, i am not in a band but i am trying to start one, mabye Moose Factory would be a sutible name. im sorry i just saw an SVU episode where they were chasing a insane man who belived kristishi were after him, i just couldent help but laugh!

 

The Stratocaster Appreciation Page:

 

 

 

http://members.tripod.com/~AFH/

 

 

 

 

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

I guess you didn't back read the thread. The KK dragon is the Kempenfelt Kelly dragon. KK is a mythical beast like Nessie who lives in Kempenfelt Bay, the deepest part of Lake Simcoe.

He is a tourism mascot for the City of Barrie, Ontario.

The KK dragon frolics in the back lot with the zukes.

[crazyarchitect 7]

Well the crazyness continues, great drink, really needed it, well it's been raining all day here in south Mississippi, almost had a tornado, so my, wife, our cat, and me ducked in the bathroom for a bit, luckily nothing happened.

nothing on the list of what I want right now, I'll be back later

[vidioman 21]

I got my haircut... It was hte first time I got it cut by a gay guy and it didn't turn out as I wanted... Which is weird, cuz it was the same guy who cut it last time....

Anyway, I took a ton of pictures of Thunder Bay (well, only about 100... Printed out it might weigh, maybe 6 ounces...) and I'll be making a phototour of Thunder Bay at SSP (Ontario section) SSC (Ontario sectoin) SCC (Architecture and City Planning section) and if there is demand for it, here (in the Off Topic section) so let me know if you're interested or not.

 

we should get our startup sometime this week, so we can have intenet hooked up by next Friday (10th) PROBABLY, our land lady said something about not wanting more holes drilled through the wall, and said the people that were there before used internet throught the phone lines. though, ADSL goes through hte phone lines, she might have meant that. We can probably convince her to let us get the little black tingy installed if they need to (it's a little box they put in by the phone line where it comes into the house. It's a magical thing.) and then all we'd need to do is get a splitter for the phone/internet to be seperated, which onlky takes a few minutes. They only spent about 20 minutes installing it at the old place. So, i'll probably be back full time soon. Hopefully.

 

Thought for today:

In the past few days, 3 guys have asked to hug me

 

Oh yeah, I haven't had breakfast yet... How about some virtual chocolate milk, and an e-biscuit?

[The Terminator 0]

*hands vidioman a .38 and speed loader

 

Vid: it seems a Vlatimer Doornobolovich is hiding out in TBAY. he is a VERY DANGEROUS Kristishi Enforser. Eliminate him and bring a zuke to help you.

 

 

crazyarchitect: an Emo band by the name of Whinealot is in NJPAC in Newark, Take a zuke and a .25 and eliminmate them, they are all Kristishi Guards.

 

KRISTISHI LEVELS:

 

kristishi Soldier: run of the mill soldier on the battle field

WEAPON: AK-47 or UZI/bendy straw

 

Kristishi Captian: a captian of a squad of Kristishi soldiers.

WEAPON: .29 machine gun/horrible emo music

 

Mercenary: hired by Kristishi to fight for cash, usauly from Mexico or Russia

WEAPON: SMG/banana peel

 

Kristishi Agent: low level spy

WEAPON 6.99 mm pistol/wooden spoon

 

Kristishi Guard: responsible for more dangerous intel tasks
Weapon: 11 MM pistol/squirt gun

 

Kristishi General:

the highest level only 7 of these

WEAPON: Nuclear Bomb/toothpick

 

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The 2 dark zukes are ready to go, both of them have 4 wing mounted laser guns, 2 air to air/air to surface missiles, as well as a lightsaber for ground combat. Let me know if you will use them.

@ The Terminator: Where is t'blanka at? I can't go to a place if I don't know where it is.

Also, I am using one of the dark zukes, the other one someone else can use if they need it, otherwise use a regular zuke.

PS: I found a spellchecker for the internet.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@crazyarchitect: What did you ever do to upset NOAA? Tornado warnings? Toto, you are not in Kansas!

@vidioman: The automatic system materializes a can of special OFF! tinker belle repellant.

@ The Terminator: TT you forgot to give vid any ammo. Have you been playing a new FPS or just watching an obscure movie? A new D&D scenario, perhaps? Here have a nice hot chocolate the autochef co-operates, and take a load off for a while.

@ Leech10: You and TT deserve each other. Be very careful with those zukes, I am feeling fatherly towards them.

[Fairlane500 8]

That KK Dragon reminds me of a more local creature, Kelowna, BC's own Ogopogo. He is supposedly a giant serpent first recorded by natives, and who continues to be seen up until this day. The city of Kelowna, on Lake Okanogan, where the creature lives, has even built a statue of him on the waterfront, and posted signs with contact information.

[brtim2 11]

Phew. What a weekend. The crabs really hit the spot. And the cabin! So deep in the woods. Excellent if I do say so myself. Which I do. Excellent.

And if anyone knows of an apartment/small house to rent out in the Hershey/Annville/Lebanon area in PA send it my way. Or post it on the bulletin board by the bathrooms, I'll spot it eventually. Same with job openings.

Seems the place has gotten a little violent around here. As long as no shooting happens in here and hits the chef, I can deal with that.

big tall glass of iced tea appears

Don't mind if I do. Thanks Auto-chef.

[vidioman 21]

I can't remember what I was going to say here today... Weird..

I took more pictures yesterday. I've got about 66 now. I was thinking about working on the far North end...

 

Thought for today:

Most Canadians would rather garden with Shania Twain... for some reason...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Date: 5/30/2005 4:43:03 PM Author: Leech10
@ The Terminator: Where is t'blanka at? I can't go to a place if I don't know where it is.

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I am still waiting to know where it is.

The zukes have armor built into them, and they also regenerate any lost body part and quickly heal any damage.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ Fairlane500: Kempenfelt Kelly has been a rumour in the Barrie area since Governor Simcoe first arrived here and perhaps before that among the original Canadians. He was the patron of the summer craft festival a few years ago and I still have a very faded tee-shirt with his portrait on it. Done by a very imaginative inmate of the McLaren Art Centre. I don't think anyone has ever really seen him and now that there is a giant spirit catcher on the waterfront, he may not show himself again.

@brtim2: I see you have learned how to work the gear around here. Enjoy your tea. Deep in the woods in PA is interesting. Today, my wife and I just went for a drive up on the Niagara Escarpment near the Town of Blue Mountain. If they are any good, I'll post some of the pictures. That area consists of woods, and woods, and the occasional farm and the tops of ski lifts. The view over Georgian Bay is fantastic. If you are thinking of emigrating, we would be glad to have you.

@ vidioman: Gardening with Shania Twain means a trip to Timmins, Ontario. Very nice country to be from.

@Leech10: I could stand corrected on this but isn't t'blanka located just past the second star to the left, then straight ahead 'til sunset?

[The Terminator 0]

i saw an episode of Law and Order SVU where they were chasing a crazy man who thought a secret police called the kristishi were telling him to commit crimes through telepathy, i just couldent help but laugh!, and since weirdness is in my nature i just had to bring it here!

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

June is bustin' out all over


@TT: Please see the autobar. It dispenses anti-schizoid medications. Here, have a bacon sandwich.

[crazyarchitect 7]

Well, I'm enjoying my weekend, it rained for 3 days streight, and it's supposed to rain for the next week, but right now we have sunshine, and yay it's june 1st, the start of hurricane season, another thing to worry and look foward to, worry about my house, and look foward to getting out of work lol.

If a big hurricane hits, my work would probably float away, since the casino is on a barge, I just thought I would bring that up

 

a bacon sandwich with cheese appears out of nowhere

 

don't mind if I do

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

*plops down in the booth*

It's been a while.  All work and no Moose makes Dalai a dull boy.  It's been a good week for me, though.  I'm returning to workaholic status so I haven't been around here as much as usual.

Brtim, I wish I could help you out, unless you want to commute two hours from State College.  I've got an apartment there. Unfortunately, Wilkes-Barre or State College are just too far away from Chocolatetown.

*orders a BLT with extra bacon*

[brtim2 11]

N_O_Body:Aren't those countryside tours fun? The best ones I have been on are at night with no clouds and the sun roof open. No lights nearby and all you can see are the stars. Just gotta make sure to look at the road every now and then.

After I graduate and I'm looking for a place to live, I might just consider the area. Sounds lovely. Right now I'm just looking for a place close to school so I don't have to live in the dorms.

Llama: Hmmmmm. 2 hours. It is quite long. That would be a 4 hour round trip. I'd spend more time on the road than in class. Thanks though.

And nothing for me thanks, I'll ruin my dinner.

Nahhhhhhhh.

munches on some pretzels and a big-ol' sloppy BLT.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@crazyarchitect: Enjoy your rain. We are having a drought and water reguations for gardeners just went in. It is really frustrating to see perfectly good cumulo numbus forming off to the east when all our weather comes from the west. Grrrr!

@The_Dalai_Llama: The food materializes with all the trimmings. Enjoy. Remember workaholism is solved by a good dose of Moose. Now stand up and say I'm the dalai llama and I'm a workaholic. This is the first of the twelve steps.

@ brtim2: Aha! Foodalism? Yes, the country side in the spring is just gorgeous. Here, have a boo. The Georgian Triangle Here on the shores of Georgian Bay [Lake Huron] we have about the best that Ontario can offer the casual traveller. Better than that for special things is further north.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

To solve a drought, get a gray leech to form a teal leech storm, then a few seconds later, tell him to stop. Teal leeches make water, and with the amount of them in a leech storm, you should have plenty of water. If you let them go too long, you will have a flood.

*The dark zuke goes off to t'blanka after locating it on his scanners.*

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@Leech10: I am sure they make water. Most animals do. I don't think it will help my lawn though.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Teal leeches can create enough water to act like a fire hose, and with the amount in a leech storm a flood could happen in a few minutes if they are on full power.

[brtim2 11]

Hmmmmmm. Just wondering. 'The Moose Factory' in neon lights. What font do you see it being?

Also looked through the boo(k)?/link (is that what you meant?) and it looks like a nice little place. In fact the first thing I thought was it would be a great place for my mom to live, however she loves Myrtle Beach and doesn't want to leave the warmth. But looks like a wonderful vacation spot. I could actually see myself going up there at some point. Would I get to use my brand new (well, whenever the State Department decides to send that to me. Along with my Birth Certificate. Now I have no way of proving I was born!) passport to enter the country?

munch.munch.munch. These pretzels are addictive.
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp Wonderful Iced Tea. Much better than sweet tea I would have to say.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ Leech10: Interesting. Unfortunately, teal leeches cannot solve a real world problem. But it is going to be sunny and warm here this weekend. The sprinklers are running on schedule tonight. I have a set of water timers.

@ brtim2: Well, if you look at my signture, you'll get the idea. This is Tahoma face, but the size has been determined by the fact that I shrank it to fit the requirements of this site. I don't think the style is any ordinary one since it includes outlining. Maybe Tahoma, Bold Italic, 72 lines (6 picas = 1 line). The Georgian Triangle area here is bigger than some states, so I am unable to make a comparison to Myrtle Beach. There is so much variety that the only thing really missing is the ocean. Lake Huron is, after all, a freshwater inland sea. I am glad you enjoyed the site. I haven't really had the time to look at it in detail. The main thing to know about us is that we are near, friendly, and speak a language close to General American, and we are foreign so your currency goes farther here. Everything is metric, though, so be prepared for speed limits of 100 (km/hr).

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

Hi.  My name is Dalai and I'm a workaholic.  Now onto step 2...

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@TDL: Tell us about your addiction and what your plan is to combat it on this first beautiful weekend since spring started.