The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[Cjah 15]

This place reminds me of my old Shadow Bar on my RPG website...Very cool idea...

I'd hate to make this into a political thing but isn't Stalin more evil then Hitler?

 

Well other then that I'd like a plate of Goulash with plenty of noodles with a fat cup of Raspberry Iced Tea.....

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Date: 6/14/2005 8:55:51 PM
Author: Cjah

This place reminds me of my old Shadow Bar on my RPG website...Very cool idea...

I'd hate to make this into a political thing but isn't Stalin more evil then Hitler?

Well other then that I'd like a plate of Goulash with plenty of noodles with a fat cup of Raspberry Iced Tea.....

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The plate of Goulash on egg noodles accompanied by raspberry iced tea appears. Ah, I see the autochef was able to source real Hungarian hot paprika. Enjoy.

Stalin or Hitler? Either was an incarnation of pure evil. If your point of view is in the old eastern bloc, then perhaps you hate Stalin more. Here in Canada, we have most of the smart Ukranians who got out before the massacre. We don't forget it, however.

Hitler is more of a western boogeyman. The basic difference is between a megalomaniacal charismatic, and a psychotic murderer. Stalin was clearly the latter. In modern terms both were sickos of the first order.

I am not really sure whether Winston Churchill considered Stalin the worse of the two. He did say when Hitler attacked the Soviet Union that he would make a favourable reference to the devil in the house if Hitler attacked hell. Churchill also coined the term Iron Curtain.

Anyone who has anything good to say about either should be put away and the key lost forever.

[crazyarchitect 7]

my goodness, so much going on, while I was gone at work, thank goodness for weekends, and next week I finally have a vacation, a crazy one, but I get away from my home and work!!

some baby-back grilled ribs and a coke fall out of the sky

ahh it's rain food again, better run inside

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I would like some mushroom pizza with extra cheese, and some pizza sauce in a cup to dip the crust in.

*The zukes begin cooking the meat by breathing fire and soon begin eating the meat, which tends to be slightly burnt.*

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@crazyarchitect: Glad to see you've learned how to work the equipment. Star Wars theme continues to play Come inside, I think we've tamed the heavy metal types now.

@Leech10: The autochef delivers the pizza on a divided plate with the dipping sauce in the centre cup. Enjoy. You know, if the zukes aren't into zukish sacrifices, the autochef would cook the meat for them.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The zukes like cooking the food, because they like seeing the fireballs that form, as well as watching the stuff burn up.

[hym 358]

This alien thinks that the Star Wars theme is a good idea.  Hands the zukes a piece cake and a large soda to wash it down (didn't know if they're into alcohol). 

 

Hey, bartender, how about a large barrel of tequila.  (Don't say that I can't handle all of that alcohol at once, I could drink it by the tubfull as a baby).

[vidioman 21]

*wanders in warily* I was harrassed by drunk guys on a roof... last night.. And they were across the street from me... and one almost fell off... but it's the same deal, really. anyway..

We might not have internet until September! But, we're working on getting it as soon as possible. That's great news, right!

 

Now, who wants pie?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@hym: Welcome! Tequila? Sure, we can give you a pool full of it if you like. Not very good for swimming as most aliens drown because of the low specific gravity. The zukes appreciate the dessert.

@ vidioman: Pie? Think hard what flavours you would like, and the autochef will oblige. A large cream pie appears heading directly for vidioman's face.

[Carpman 0]

I am Ozymandias, king of kings! Look on my works, ye mighty, and dispair!

Hurrah, for my isolation is complete! Finally I can get back to some writing.

Or rather I cannot.

There are some people, it seems, who wait until the exact moment when you are happy to tell you somethnig which will put you back about five months in your quest.

People suck.

JD on the rocks.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*The zukes find a nice place in the back of the bar and go to sleep.*

Not much going on right now, other than a massive earthquake and landslide in New Chicago .

[Cjah 15]

....Sneaks over to the back of the bar and slides a Slipknot CD in the radio....

Aww thats better now I can get that earthquake we just had off my mind....

 

5.5 in South California

 

Its like the 3rd one we had this week....

 

A peice of pumpkin pie please...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*one of the dark zukes wakes up, hear Slipknot playing on the radio, and he flings the CD into orbit using the force, and then puts the music from the Cantina on, and then puts up a forcefield around the radio before going back to sleep.*

[vidioman 21]

Today's Friday

Hopefully, I can get some money from someone so we can pay off the Internet soon. Ther are only 2 days of school next week, and then that's it..

 

And today was locker cleanout, but I don't have a locker

 

And in other news, make it apple.

[hym 358]

This alien has to drown his sorrows over the fact that he has to dig a ditch 2 feet deep, 2 feet wide, and over 20 feet.

 

Downs the tequila in one massive gulp.

 

Feeling drunk from the tequila, Hym heads over in the direction of the attached hotel.  Stops by the sleeping zukes and puts a blanket over them.

 

BTW, guys, I entered this establishment for the first time a few days ago.  Immediately afterward, I found a thread about aliens having websites and I saw NObody's post about dropping by the Moose Factory and seeing if there were any aliens.  That's freaky.

[djrules5454 5]

I'd like 10 plates of crab, lobster, and shrimp.  Oh, and clam chowder.  And a cherry soda.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ Carpman: I am Ozymandias, king of kings! Look on my works, ye mighty, and dispair! found on a destroyed pedestal in a howling desert, as I recall. This was in some English literature I had to study, but don't remember the exact location. Enjoy your bourbon. Would you like a little branch water on the side?

@Leech10: To the tune of Sheep May Safely Graze:

There on the floor see the zukes are sleeping,

See what a heap they make all in keeping

Slowly they heave and roll

Sleep now will take its toll

Now the zukes are sleeping, sweetly now see them sleeping

Shhh, don't wake the darlings, they are all in our keeping.

You have had a disaster in your city? Please accept our condolences.

@Cjah: the pumpkin pie materializes, plated with a mound of whipped cream on the side

@vidioman: You get out of school on the 21st of June. What a dirty trick keeping you so long. I hope you have a job for the summer. A large piece of spy apply pie appears, plated with a large wedge of very old cheddar.

@ hym: hyr arrives and looks at the drunken hym. Back to the ship, she says.

@ djrules5454_simtropolisedition: Welcome. So far, you have the longest handle I have seen. Where are you from, stranger? Food materializes, properly plated, burying the visitor.

[hym 358]

@ NOBody  There is no hyr as I am not married. I'm a bachelor, woohoo!!  Many thanks for the strong tequila, human.  My getting drunk resulted in a review of my service record and my superiors felt that I was qualified to enter special forces.  Thanks for the promotion, man.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

To see info on the New Chicago disasters, go to page 6 and 7 of the CJ.

According to his latest posts, djrules5454_simtropolisedition came from LaPlaisance County  before coming here, then he went to the planet Myon .

*The zukes wake up, and start wondering what to do.*

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@hym: Obviously Hyr was part of your D.T.'s. Congrats on your advance in grade.

@ Leech10: Well, if the zukes are idle, there is a nice dragon out back that they can go and visit. The KK dragon gets pretty lonely, because he is the last of his kind. Nessie won't talk to him anymore since he proposed.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*The most of the zukes go out back, but the 2 dark zukes form a workshop out of thin air, and begin to build something inside.*

*The forcefield around the radio disappears*

[jmusshorn 7]

*Walks in*

 

Hmm, never been in here before.

 

-To bartender- Boiler maker, please.

[hym 358]

In celebration of my promotion, a round of drinks for everyone!  Be sure to hand out some to the zukes and the KK dragon.  Slips Birth of the Covenant into the radio.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Father's Day 2005. If you have a living father, don't forget him. If he has shuffled off this mortal coil, remember him.

@ Leech10: Now just what do you think those zukes are up to now?

@ jmusshorn: The autobar materializes a shot of whiskey with a mug of beer chaser Welcome to the Moose Factory. When you want something, just visualize it, and the telepathic autosystem will give it to you if possible. If you are underage, you will find no solace in those drinks.

@ hym: The autosystem quickly reviews what people want and dispenses accordingly Thanks. I hope your security check went OK for your new job and that it is now permanent.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The dark zukes begin to form a frame of some sort made out of zuke armor, and it is oval and it shrinks as you head towards the back of it, and the front has several openings on it, as well as a part that sticks out.

[ephorex_77 0]

*walks in after month long hiatus, brushes inch-thick dust off reserved slippers*

A cheese and egg omelette please, with copius amounts of worchestershire sauce. Sorry, had a random urge. And a mug of hot chocolate too please, with marshmallows. Mmm....

 

Also, what on earth are those zukes anyway?? And what do we talk about??? Sorry, I'm a $%&^! here in this fine establishment. That was the main reason why I decided to take a short break away from this place ..

[Cjah 15]

I myself have no clue whats going on and....well I don't care this place is fun....

Cjah Raises his Iced Tea for a cheer....

 

To Hym and his wonderful promotion that got us more drinks!

 

Cjah sits back and watches the bar as he sips his tea....

[vidioman 21]

@vidioman:  You get out of school on the 21st of June.  What a dirty trick keeping you so long.  I hope you have a job for the summer.  A large piece of spy apply pie appears, plated with a large wedge of very old cheddar.

Actually, the official last day of school is on the 29th for us. It started late, and because of where Easter was, exams were pushed a week forward, so htey were in the first week of February (should have been last week of January) so that made Semester 2 last longer, which is why we get out so late. My brothers last day is tomorrow, and that's it for him, but I still have 3 days of exams to go.

 

As of so far, the jpob search is unsucessful. Probably because I haven't started... Cuz i'm a procrastinator... A very big one. ... ..........

 

If things go good tonight, I could have internet at home soon. We'll see...

 

*cuts cheese* Mmm, cheddar!

[DuskTrooper 316]

VID: I thought you already had a job: DT's Knave!

[vidioman 21]

Date: 6/20/2005 11:09:42 AM Author: DuskTrooper VID:  I thought you already had a job: DT's Knave!

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Well... It's got good benefits, and flexable hours, but the pay is kinda... let's just say it hurts.