Schulmania

[Schulmanator 5,787]

SUPER BOWL TIME!!!!

[Edit: Super Blackout Bowl!]

The Question of Schulmericho...

Now that the siege is over, what should we do with the site? Help us decide by reading the options in the Schulmania Blog (link in sig).

[airman15 4,111]

I love watching the super bowl..

[Cefien 361]

I should mark my calender, December 19th. I'm not gonna miss The Lord of the Wings.

[Gn_leugim 853]

congratts on the award

About Schulmericho, rebuild and rise again!

[metarvo 710]

First it was the fish, and now you're bringing wings out. I'm still hungry. Hopefully there's better preparation for the next Super Bowl so there won't be another power outage. That was just a little creepy.

As far as the destroyed area goes, I'm leaning towards Option 5. A memorial of some type would be nice, but there should be some rebuilding too. I have seen battlefield towns prosper because tourists flock to the towns to see the memorial sites, so this could help Schulmericho come back better than ever and it would spite you-know-who a little.

[heat33330 26]

First it was the fish, and now you're bringing wings out. I'm still hungry. Hopefully there's better preparation for the next Super Bowl so there won't be another power outage. That was just a little creepy.

As far as the destroyed area goes, I'm leaning towards Option 5. A memorial of some type would be nice, but there should be some rebuilding too. I have seen battlefield towns prosper because tourists flock to the towns to see the memorial sites, so this could help Schulmericho come back better than ever and it would spite you-know-who a little.

Voldemort!? lol

Great CJ by the way!

[SimCoug 5,973]

Falcons beat my team (Seattle) which got beat by Ravens, so I suppose the SB turned out ok. All are birds... I suppose Cats would approve (and eat them).

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Lyhoko: Option 5 seems to be the best.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Why option 5 of corse! Rebuild!

[Cefien 361]

Hmmm...i'll go for option 5

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East Tenne: Nyan Cat Vision

The second arrondissement of the national capital, adjacent to the Royal Quarter, is the Feline Quarter. The Feline Quarter is the home of the magnificent Bureau of Feline Affairs palace, which serves as the administrative headquarters for BFA activities in Schulmania and its colonies. The district centers around this landmark and its extensive gardens, but contains far more than just a palace. The bustling and densely developed district will be explored in multiple updates, as we stroll the palace grounds, amble along the Riverwalk, marvel at the plethora of cultural and economic amenities, and enjoy the ambience that only a feline capital can provide.

A young feline visionary, Rainbow Poptart Nyan (known to his friends as “R. P.” or just “Nyan Cat” for short), has recently arrived in the Feline Quarter. He wanted to speak to the BFA High Council about his grand scheme. What could possibly motivate this gray kitty to travel hundreds of meows across a war zone just to share his vision? Let’s find out what he has planned. And, if he has his way, it will forever transform Schulmania.
 

Let’s follow along on Nyan Cat’s plan to transform the feline world…
 

He arrived at the waterfront on a small passenger boat. He missed the ferry because he was too busy looking up in the sky and daydreaming, so he missed the ship. He paid a fisherman 20 purrs to bring him here.
 

He spent quite a while flying paper airplanes off of the edge of the Riverwalk, carefully noting the trajectory of each. He was very methodical in his observations and note taking.
 

His best planes which went the farthest went in a long arc pattern, reminiscent of a rainbow’s shape. The best couple got stuck in the ivy and he had to carefully climb down to retrieve them.
 

He went up and down the Riverwalk, tossing planes and taking notes. Kinda unusual for a park-goer on a nice sunny day…
 

Eventually he got thirsty and stopped by a refreshment stand to get some assorted beverages. Since he was daydreaming and looking skyward as he walked across the plaza, he dropped several of his small bottles and they fell, spilling on his notebook. The paper was now stained with a rainbow pattern of fruit colors. Not really an auspicious start, eh?
 

He was going to leave the waterfront to look for a shop selling notebooks. But he instead turned around and decided to use the rainbow stained pages to make new paper airplanes. He was delighted with the rainbow going across the sky as he threw each plane. His vision started to coalesce.
 

He was hungry and decided to get a bit to eat. But the local restaurants were a little out of his price range.
 

And the local mouseteria was fresh out of mice…
 

He ended up at the local grocery store, where he had just enough money to buy a pop tart…
 

…and a legend was born
 

Nyan Cat headed out to meet the BFA officials, more confident than ever about his plan
 

He went to the Jardin des Felines on his approach to the BFA palace
 

He got lost in the gardens; he should have been paying better attention
 

He was too excited and not looking where he was going
 

Eventually he found his way back to the main path
 

His goal: the Bureau of Feline Affairs Palace
 

The clerk on duty told Nyan Cat that the High Council was across the street at the Feline Heritage Center, attending the grand opening of a new exhibit of exotic fabric scratchware. (For those uninitiated in the world of feline arts and crafts, fabric scratchware is the decoration, by claw, of various fabrics, such as rugs and couches and chairs. Perhaps you have seen it exhibited somewhere before?)
 

Here, we see famed artiste Jean-Clawed van Pounce engaging in one of the feline world’s oldest and most popular forms of artistic expression
 

The Feline Heritage Center (at left) is the world’s largest feline museum
 

At the Feline Heritage Center, Nyan Cat ran across Fleet Captain von Bremerhaven, Governor of The Wirdleplex. He shared his vision with the governor, who was impressed and asked for a demonstration.
 

Together they headed off to the dome of St. Sylvester’s. Here, Nyan Cat intended to fly his super plane and convince the felines they need to fly!


From the gilded dome, Nyan Cat launched his best rainbow plane as far as he could. He noted too late one of his poptarts was stuck on the plane. But, the plane flew on,… and on,… and on…
 

Over the Feline Heritage Center and almost to the river flew the rainbow poptart plane. Imagine the astonished looks on the feline faces below when they looked up and saw it:
 

And a legend was born…

After such an impressive demonstration, the BFA High Council quickly approved a huge grant for Nyan Cat to design the ultimate feline flying machine.

BEHOLD!!!
 

 



(Nyan Airlines concept picture compliments of USFighter15)
 

[Cefien 361]

That is a colorful design.. :kitty:

[Hester 699]

How wise of the BFA High Council! I can't wait to see what happens now.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Ooo those planes look awesome, just like ANA's Pokemon Jets and Alaska Airline's Disney Planes....

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Looks good, can't wait for more!

 

Interesting story there.

 

Lyhoko: Lyhoko likes the first one better.

[Follarch 326]

The kitties of Schul shall take the skies in colorful flying machines of poptart-y goodness. Pray tell, would these aircraft have on-board entertainment in the form of fast paced melodic music where the only lyric is 'Meow'?

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Those are some great looking planes! 

[Gn_leugim 853]

awesome update how can even people (insects) want to destroy something like that!?

 

btw I notice we are on page 313... not a lucky one, ask this guy

 

 

EDIT:

 

Is this a trailer for a movie reporting the heroic action on Schulmerico??

 

http://youtu.be/PXRX47L_3yE

[airman15 4,111]

I have been told instead of salted peanuts, they serve Poptarts on Nyan Airlines.

[Follarch 326]

Gn_leugim: Schully already used that video to portray LT Phillip de Purrton when he defended the city gates back on page 307. (yeah i spent five minutes searching for it dont judge me.)

[Gn_leugim 853]

either I forgot it or miss it

[Benedict 3,119]

Well done, your current run at the top of BTT extends to five weeks.

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Replies for Page 312 (I am getting behind AGAIN!)

Cefien    Hehehe!

Hester    Hehehe!

metarvo    Let’s hope we can sustain the momentum.

kj3400    You got it!

daTSchikinhed    Thanks! Glad you liked it.

111222333444    Nice!

Hester    It’s full of furry goodness!

Cefien    It’s a purr-fect place for a sunny afternoon!

InvaderNat    That’s why we don’t want to be taken over by evil Queensferry.

City_Master    We have quite a variety of places in Schulmania. The capital is the only large city we have. The others are medium and small (and tiny).

Gn_leugim    Many are inspired by our furry cuteness. Including this fictional place of which you speak… Hehehehe!

Hester    Mille grazie!

Cefien    Terima kasih!

usfighter15    Thanks!

metarvo    Schulmania does like its food!

Benedict    Awesome! Thanks!

vivapanda    Dank U!

thunderman    Thanks! And welcome to Schulmania. The seawalls are Xannepan’s quay and are found on the LEX on SC4Devotion.

usfighter15    Sure! Better that than go to the Megalo-mart!

Lyhoko Leaci    You are correct in that we adhere to feline planning principles, not fiendish buggulan overlord ones!

Saint Andrew    Thanks! And welcome to Schulmania!

Hester    Come and spend. We want your money!


Bonus for your amusement:


 

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East Tenne: A Garden Stroll

The second arrondissement of the national capital, adjacent to the Royal Quarter, is the Feline Quarter. The Feline Quarter is the home of the magnificent Bureau of Feline Affairs palace, which serves as the administrative headquarters for BFA activities in Schulmania and its colonies. The district centers around this landmark and its extensive gardens, but contains far more than just a palace. The bustling and densely developed district will be explored in multiple updates, as we stroll the palace grounds, amble along the Riverwalk, marvel at the plethora of cultural and economic amenities, and enjoy the ambience that only a feline capital can provide.
 

There’s so much to see and do. It’s a good thing that the roads are well organized, even if many are diagonal.
 

Three point intersections such as this are common in the Feline Quarter
 

Of course there’s plenty of squared off intersections as well
 

And of course a meandering track along the Riverwalk
 

And any stroll along the Riverwalk is not complete without stopping by a local eatery or perhaps some quick fishing. The national fish, the catfish, is always biting.
 

You can stroll all day along the length waterfront park. It stretches the entire length of the district. And you can’t get lost, since all you need to do is walk in the opposite direction to get back to where you were. You could walk backwards instead, but that might prove awkward…
 

The Riverwalk has many amenities. Birds like perching on the column, providing for easy pickings for feline eager for a fresh snack.
 

And of course plenty of cafes provide alternatives to catching your own snack…
 

But instead of meandering along the sidestreets of the Feline Quarter, let’s head over to the Jardin des Felines for a picnic and a rousing game of hackey sack
 

There are many access points along the gardens. The center of the gardens is of course the national BFA headquarters. Did anyone remember their hackey sack?
 

There’s a massive formal garden behind the BFA palace. Looks like a great place for our game.
 

 

And then we can play hide and seek along the meandering paths through the gardens
 

The gardens are quite extensive. They range from the riverfront all the way to St. Sylvester’s.
 

 

Beautiful St. Sylvester’s Square featured The Gloriette, a fabulous addition to the park like setting
 

The golden dome of St. Sylvester’s is a landmark in the Feline Quarter
 

Let’s make our way back across to the BFA Palace. There’s a poetry reading by e. e. clawing today and it’s free!
 

So through the gardens we go…
 

Oops! We were wrong. The guard says the poetry reading is across the street at the Feline Heritage Center. Let’s head over there now.
 

 

Just in time! To the courtyard! Let’s get our culture on!
 

Afterwards, we can head out to look for mischief to get in… that shouldn’t be hard to do!
 

Mischief? Us?! Never!

[Gn_leugim 853]

Awesome city once again and awesome sunken parks, where did you get those?

[Hester 699]

I really enjoyed the garden stroll.  If I were a feline in the area, I would be hunting voles!

[Cefien 361]

Wow..nice park..

[jason leo 485]

:O

 

What a jawdropping masterpiece.

[SimCoug 5,973]

Beautiful parks and city - those kitties are must have a green paw

[InvaderNat 275]

I love it how the buildings are all tightly packed, makes our Queensferry bombing runs more effective!