Schulmania

[9988 428]

Yeah, that's awesome! Happy Halloween and hail Supreme Wirdle!

[Hester 699]

You feel like you have hit the highest jackpot..rang the bell when you get a Reeses Peanutbutter cup!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

You feel like you have hit the highest jackpot..rang the bell when you get a Reeses Peanutbutter cup!

Totally! It's like winning the Super Bowl! It's like getting gold in the Olympics!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I like apples D: but excellent manual nonetheless! I suppose kitties don't like apples then I shall refer this manual to Lt. Phillip de Purrton at once!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Bringing the yummies over to the next page...

<------Click here to see the revolving globe showing Schulmania's visitors!

And, while we are at it....

HAPPY WIRDLE APPRECIATION DAY/ HALLOWEEN!!!

[RipRap 4,400]

Ever tried watching Puss in Boots

Trick or Treat!

[Dumanios 35]

Yay Halloween! And I agree, Recee Cups are the best candy ever!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I think back when I was younger, Trick or Treat actually started before it got dark...

Can't wait for more!

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Happy Halloween everyone!

[Huston 5,798]

Happy Halloween!!! and nice update although reece's peanut butter cups aren't that great, too much peanut butter

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Uh, Huston doesn't know what he's talking about, but I am willing to fight a flame war to defend the honor of Reece's Peanut Butter Cups.

Also, ALL HAIL THE SUPREME WIRDLE!

  Edited November 1, 2011 by NMUSpidey  

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Any news on those poor kitties locked in the dungeons of Queensferry? We haven't heard from them since they were locked away after their fleet of exploration was destroyed...

[Larks2242 251]

Wow, that is alot of pageviews!

[Hester 699]

absolutely yes..what ABOUT those kitties in the dungeon at Queensferry!?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

This was the last we heard of them

One by one' date=' members of the crew were led off to their guest quarters and locked away.[/quote']

That was on the 24th of November, 2009, almost exactly 2 years ago

[RipRap 4,400]

Well let's just hope for the best!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Benedict Given their diet of mind numbing Oil of Onimay, they are pretty much zombies already.

Hester Plants can help fight them. I have an app which says so.

Benedict Of course

emperordaniel She will pounce on them pronto. She has great pouncing powers. I saw her leap about 1.7 m straight up and catch a butterfly in her mouth once. That from being still to leaping. She must have springs in her paws.

Leech10 I suppose it depends n how the brains are prepared… maybe a light white wine sauce?

111222333444 It’s go time! I want candy!

nathanthemayor Woo hoo! Party time!

Larks2242 And we are glad to have you back.

NMUSpidey Reese’s is good, good stuff. Tsk, tsk… exploiting the youngster… you should try my trick: fuzzy math when counting pieces results in ‘inventory shrinkage’…

9988 Thanks. Hope you get some awesome candy! ( will trade for Milka and/or Zotter!)

Hester The Reese’s pumpkins are more substantial… But why no houses giving away Milka bars, Zotter chocolates or Godiva truffles? It is NOT FAIR!

NMUSpidey Almond Snickers is my platinum medal winner this year…

emperordaniel Surely you would not spurn a fine chocolate for an apple!

111222333444 I suppose I need to go see it…

Dumanios Reese’s is awesome!

Leech10 I’m too old to remember back to when I was trick or treating… all I remember is going from cave to cave with a club to beat back the mastodons…

nathanthemayor Woo hoo! And BOO!

Huston There can be no overdose of Reese’s… it is scientifically impossible!

NMUSpidey …whilst armed with a semi automatic Reese’s Pieces shooter at 10 paces…

emperordaniel None. We have no way to know what is going on in Queensferry. We have no one over there and cannot penetrate their defenses to mount a rescue. At least not yet…

Larks2242 Thanx

Hester Unknown, unfortunately…

emperordaniel One day I would like to see them rescued…

111222333444 Agreed. Keeping fingers crossed…

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

It was 2 years ago when we first met Queensferry?

[Hester 699]

My goodness I would not have thought it was more than a year ago. I want to know about the prisoners. I'm very worried about them. What does the Arch Duke say?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

New Atkinos: Big Orange Country

Welcome to Big Orange Country, right in the heart of Schulmania! Our newest town and secret military project is on the island of New Atkinos, nestled between the sea and our tallest peak, Rocky Top. The Schulmania National Military has set up a secret facility here, known as “The Big Orange Project.” Of course, when you hear about that, you think you know what it is…

There is one of these visible from a nearby town, just to lower suspicion about the activities going on in the town

The “Big Orange” in question is not the one in the picture above. Rather, it is the orange Kotenok Engineering Works Building. And, what exactly is the Kotenok Engineering Works? It’s the secret facility where Schulmania’s newest weapons are being produced. This large factory is supported by more than a dozen major suppliers and of course all of the support services one would expect in a Schulminion town.

The ‘Big Orange’ dominates the town nestled into the narrow plain between the national park and the shore.

The town has been named Port Orange and is the third town in the Commonwealth of New Atkinos. Daniel K. de Purrton has been named Town Administrator by Gen. Leslie Nielsen Groves.

One prominent supplier is Mr. Blasty’s Gunpowder and More

Curious to know about what goes on in the ‘Big Orange’?

The facility houses nearly 1000 workers per shift, with a total employment of 3152 (including security personnel and support staff). The production floors are humming with machines hard at work producing advanced muskets, cannons and our latest innovation – armored weaponry.

The muskets favored by the military at the beginning of the war are being phased out

New rifles are now being manufactured at this facility

New armor has been developed for our soldiers and allied forces

This town’s placid appearance belies its critical importance to the Schulminion military effort

Nestled right at the base of Rocky Top, the ‘Big Orange’ is one juicy military secret

Elements of the 8th Regiment have been stationed here to provide security, under the command of Colonel Peyton Manning, whose command post is on Neyland Square

Of course, if one was spying on Port Orange from the sea, one would see a placid shoreline like this… without a hint of what is just through the trees

I see a nice crowd is enjoying Pat Summitt Plaza between the church and the Administration Center

And just a few blocks further on, the steep slopes of Rocky Top National Park lead to the highest point in all of Schulmania

Of course, Port Orange has all of the amenities of a modern Schulminion town: shopping, fine dining and entertainment. The Claws ‘n Paws Mega Buffet has an all you can eat Fancy Feast deal for only 99 purrs on weekdays.

Ample recreational and commercial facilities are near the plant as well, assuring workers of a happy commute to or from work… or a nice lunch break

One of my favorite places to go in Port Orange is The Markets at Claxton Place. Bargains and good times abound here!

There’s only one road in and that leads to the town of New Atkinos. Bordered by mountains and sea on all other sides, this is a secure facility.

Looks placid? Just wait till the first stunned Port Oranger sees this coming off the production line and rumbling down the street:

[Ace3 1,209]

Lol, Great job on Port Orange Schulmanator! That last picture looks intimidating !

[Hester 699]

WHOA! NOW we're talking! But, about Arch Duke BB Bauer?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

WOW!!! Schulmania is about to trump Queensferry! We will destroy them and roast their Buggs to make Fancy Feast out of them! Can't wait until the fight to free Schulmania begins!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

TANKS. That is all.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Tanks! Or in Myonian, treps!

Looks good, can't wait for more!

[RipRap 4,400]

New stuff?

Well, there would be another barrage of QF forces :|

[Benedict 3,119]

Congratulations, you're number one on Ben's Top Ten this week!

[Dumanios 35]

Yeah, take down those Bugs!

[RipRap 4,400]

Congratulations

[Hester 699]

LOVE Emperordaniel's remark!