Schulmania

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Your Customer Service Representative: Patches

Delivery to:

Dumanios

Agoria

Thank you for your order. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!

-Patches

Patches has pounced on these for the next page too:

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  Edited December 8, 2011 by Schulmanator  

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

What? 6? I thought the limit was 5...

[Hester 699]

I want some. I will have to see about ordering some. It all looks good. I remember it from previous orders.

[RipRap 4,400]

I want some too and I would deliver tons for resale

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Apparently interstellar deliveries take longer...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Your Customer Service Representative: Boots, Employee of the Month

Delivery to:

Leech 10

Galesfeburg, Nerone

Falkrula fo Myonor

Maiyan, Ankata System

Milky Way

Thank you for your order. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays! And to our potential customers, please order. We have extra employees looking out of windows now, on standby to fill your orders!

---Boots

[RipRap 4,400]

Wait do you sell it in boxes?

I would like:

1 passport (send it to emperordaniel)

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Your Customer Service Representative: Midnight

Delivery to:

Emperordaniel

Thank you for your order. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!

---Midnight, CSM

P.S.: We are so excited! Our first gift order! How cool! Enjoy! And, Carl, there’s one for you too for being so generous!

Happy Holidays!

---Midnight

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

No wonder it took so long... someone gave poor Boots the wrong address!

On another note, "Myonor" is the plural form of "Myonur"...

And my, that is a lot of boxes...

On a side note, "Leech10" no longer has the most replies...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Oooooo, I get an extra passport! Thanks, 30!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

This chocolate thing every year is always great! I wish I wasn't so greedy and thought to order some for some other awesome ST people.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I just realized that the warrior cat featured on the main page of Schulmania's website has the reflection of a nuclear blast in his eyes

PLEASE don't tell me this means that Queensferry will nuke those peaceful felines!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

If anyone is nuked, it better be Queensferry. Turn those Buggs into dust.

[Benedict 3,119]

Congratulations, you're back at number one on Ben's Top ten.

[RipRap 4,400]

Benedict, you want 1 Passport too?

Congratulations to Schulmania and nuke the Buggs!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

If anyone is nuked, it better be Queensferry. Turn those Buggs into dust.

I think you mean, "Vaporize those Buggs into vapor." Or something like that.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

If anyone is nuked, it better be Queensferry. Turn those Buggs into dust.

I think you mean, "Vaporize those Buggs into vapor." Or something like that.

Perhaps "Instananeously fry, zap, and vaporize the Buggs, then annihilating their vapor so as to erase all traces of their existence, subsequently using the power of the Supreme Wirdle to first clean up, and then claim all of Queensferry for the fabulous furry felines"?

[Dumanios 35]

In some way, the Buggs will get defeated.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

If anyone is nuked, it better be Queensferry. Turn those Buggs into dust.

I think you mean, "Vaporize those Buggs into vapor." Or something like that.

Perhaps "Instananeously fry, zap, and vaporize the Buggs, then annihilating their vapor so as to erase all traces of their existence, subsequently using the power of the Supreme Wirdle to first clean up, and then claim all of Queensferry for the fabulous furry felines"?

Maybe I should bring the anti-post bug zat gun back out of storage to see how well it works on vanishing Buggs.

[RipRap 4,400]

:| better kill the Buggs, not the other insects.

[Dumanios 35]

Please do, Leech10, I think it'll work well. If it doesn't work, I'm sure this will.

[Hester 699]

DUMANIOS! YES! Great idea.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Chocolate orders are being taken until the 21st... in the mean time, our next update will come from the Lake Meltonhill area...

Our second of the three towns around the lake will be featured...

The log cabins are being replaced with permanent structures... and we hope you like their handiwork!

So, after replies... new stuff is a-comin'!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I think the zapper needs to be plugged in first, though...

New stuff? I wonder what it is...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Will it have something to do with fishing? There's nothing quite like fresh fish from an unspoiled Schulminion lake, after all

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Replies to non-chocolate orders are below…

Lyhoko Leaci Speaking of which, we are about due for some more military action…

111222333444 Thanks!

Hester Hehehehe… I am always right.

emperordaniel Bon appétit!

Lyhoko Leaci Are they THAT hungry?

Dumanios Enjoy!

emperordaniel The Almighty Bunny is very generous. His gift will be gratefully received.

9988 Thanks! Have some!

Hester Please do!

111222333444 Please feel free to order some more anytime!

Lyhoko Leaci Yep… it takes a bigger slingshot…

Lyhoko Leaci I see you have an alter ego!

emperordaniel Enjoy!

NMUSpidey It’s hard to share something that good!

emperordaniel I certainly hope not!

Lyhoko Leaci I agree!

Benedict Awesome! Woo hoo!

111222333444 You are very generous!

NMUSpidey I agree with you 1000%

emperordaniel Even better!

Dumanios That’s our goal!

Lyhoko Leaci Does it need new batteries or it is still fully charged?

111222333444 The 2-g buggs not the 1-g bugs…

Dumanios Not a bad idea…

Hester Off to buy one…

Lyhoko Leaci That’d probably help…

emperordaniel Not too much… other than the ambient fish background in the lake… but a lot of great fishing spots to be revealed!

[Hester 699]

Those pictures are gorgeous. Oh and I'm willing to thrown in a few coins toward a bug zapper...

[Schulmanator 5,787]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADMIRAL HESTORB!!!

The Admiral and her husband, Baron Nik, will be enjoying a lovely birthday cake with Fancy Feast frosting before resuming their patrols on the eastern front. Come by and get a slice at Wirtyplace and say hi to the Admiral.

Once the confetti has been cleaned up and the leftover cake boxed up, the new update will be out. In the mean time...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Cake! Cake! CAAAAAKE!!!

oh, and btw...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADMIRAL HESTORB!!! :party:

  Edited December 13, 2011 by emperordaniel  

[Hester 699]

Happy Birthday Admiral! Good to know Baron Nik has taken an interest in your sea faring duties--that you're both on patrol against the evile BuggUla. You two had better not spend too much time together up in the crows nest..who knows what the crew would think!