ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: the planet Neptune

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: To meet the zit fairy!

Q: Where does the zit fairy come from?

Edit: Missing post bug...

[Gridlock 9]

A: the planet neptune

Q:Why is water wet?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because of Tuesday savings at Joe's Crab Shack.

Q: Why are a lot of diners named Joe's?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Conformity, conformity. You got to keep up with the Joe-ses. (that was a terrible pun... pardon my lack of wit)

Q: If you say "France", then who will whistle?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: The wet whistle

Q: Where is the opleta jazuq form a blood destructor's car when a red banana pie lands on the liberal dictator of Jamiksta?

[koffee 0]

A: The Omnibus has a wonderful tutorial on that and many other subjects.

Q: If the Dodo bird did not become extinct and proliferated instead, what would the name of the fast food chain specializing in this foul food source be?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Dodo Burger

Q: If dodos overran the world, where would you hide?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: In the lair of a wooly mammoth

Q: What is that prehensile proboscis doing in my pretentious pagoda?

[koffee 0]

A: Preparing pickled prickly pear and penne pasta

Q: How many noobs does it take to screw in a lightbulb, assuming there is a readme?

[zzsim 3]

A: The noobs wouldn't read the readme so they would just sit in the dark room forever.

Q: What's another use for a lightbulb?

[Micah 16]

A: Simtropolis.

Q: Why should you ask a stupid question?

[Mantis747 1]

A. to get a stupid answer!

Q. why are pizzas round?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: So you can throw them like Frisbees.

Q: Three men went to London in the 13th century. Which men came out alive?

[Kippis05 2]

A: The one that got lost in the 12th century.

Q: Why are your feet wet?

[zzsim 3]

A: Because I happen to sweat alot!

Q: Can the adults really hear Stewie in Family Guy?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Only if the sum of the squares of the measures of the sides of a concave quadrilateral add up to 41 at all times.

Q: What did the student of theoretical math do after getting his Ph. D in abstract mathematics?

[koffee 0]

A: Got a job at the Kwiki-Mart.

Q: If you can't take it with you, where can you leave it?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: In the lair of the dodo.

Q: What is a dusofraid?

[Kippis05 2]

A: The thing my waiter found in my soup.

Q: Why is soup hot?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: If it wasn't, it wouldn't be soup.

Q: Why are wheels round?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Because if they weren't, you would never be able to throw a flafnard properly

Q: All tremble before the mighty flafnard! Why?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because it's round!

Q: Why does the answer always have to come first?

[zzsim 3]

A: Easy, because it will flafnardinate you!

A: Because answer comes before question in the dictionary.

Q: What's the most populat kind of ketchup?

Edit:  Cityhawk beat me to the last question .

[Grobulous 0]

A: heinz.

Q: If a boy named Creon living in North Korea buys an orange cat that ends up having a litter of 9 kittens that all die shortly after birth due to a very ignorant and conceeded person leaving the freezer open all night, what is Creon's favorite color?

[Kippis05 2]

A: grape juice

Q: Why are the Forum Games so fun?

[cityhawk 12]

A: You just answered your own question!

Q: Why does the world revolve around money?

[Alfred.Jones 2]

A: Because it is bored of revolving around the sun

Q: Why havent i played many forum games before?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because you've never thought of it.

Q: R,S,T?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: UVW map

Q: XYZ?