ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Nothing at all. He's dead.

Q: Why is Special Relativity so hard to understand?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because the two words themselves are oxymorons.

Q: Where in the heck did that tornado and huge cloud-to-ground lightning strike come from?

[zzsim 3]

A:  God was angry with you .

Q: When will Sim City 5 come out?

[van1357 15]

A: When EA has nearly finished making it.

Q: Why do people laugh when someone hurts themselves on TV?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because it's TV. Sometimes some people like to see people get hurt, or killed. You know, whatever's on.

Q: Where is Washington D.C.?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Where the government makes you believe it is.

Q: Why does that bird always squawk at me?

[cityhawk 12]

A: It's making fun of you; what else?!

Q: Is it right to have to work on the weekend?

[simcityblowup 0]

A: No way!

Q: Who said i'm crazy? Come on, i'll kill it!

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Nobody said you're crazy, it must be in your head, lol .

Q: What is the difference between red and blue?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Negative purple*

Q) Why is the Gowanus Canal dirty?

*red plus blue is purple, so red minus blue...

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because it's full of dirt!

Q: What can I challenge you to?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Not a duel, that's for sure.

Q: Why is the universe so big?

[danob 1]

A. Cuz it has to hold a lot of stuff.

Q. Why is the Dept. of the Interior in charge of everything outdoors?

[SC4Noobie 5]

A: They were actually the tax collectors.

Q: Why do people move to Austrailia?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: they same reason people move out of Australia.

Q: Why was that dog barking at that cat?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because the cat barked at him.

Q: What did the feudalist think of the encounter?

[danob 1]

A: Hated it

Q: Why would you pickle a pig?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: To preserve it for later consumption.

Q: Why wouldn't you pickle a pig?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because pig is good by itself.

Q: Who is in the sky and can manipulate fire?

[simcityblowup 0]

A: A war airplane with flamethrowers!

Q: If no one is perfect,and God is perfect,God is no one?

[ginchael 1]

A: *head explodes*

Q: Why is it so friggin humid in the summer?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because everyone leaves their sauna doors open.

Q: Why do robots need alcohol (Futurama reference)?

[SC4Noobie 5]

A: To keep their gears alcoholed.

Q: Why do dragons drink water if they breath fire?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: To hydrate themselves.

Q: What would Julius Caesar do if he were alive today?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Try to take over the world.

Q: Why is a floppy disk not floppy?

[Zeddic 3]

A: Because it's hard.

Q: Why are toothpicks so picky?

[SC4Noobie 5]

A: They have sharp brains! Duh...

Q: What's better, a solar powered flashlight, or a water resistant towel?

[cityhawk 12]

A: A water resistant towel is definitely the most interesting.

Q: What happens when you dump mentos into gasoline?

[Kippis05 2]

A: The car will get 10 more miles to the gallon.

Q: What time is it?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Check you clock.

Q: Why is dirt so dirty?