ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Kippis05 2]

A: Que?

Q: Why are dogs so stupid sometimes?

[Kippis05 2]

missing post bug

[callagrafx 3]

A: Cos if they ha brains they'd still be wolves

Q: Is it better to give, than to receive?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Yes, if you are talking about germs.

Q: What is the cube root of an ape mixing polyjuice potion while riding on a star destroyer?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Three monkeys and an X-wing fighter.

Q: What went wrong, the plan was perfect?

[manman99 2]

A: your devilish, flaming wolverine came and destroyed the star destroyer, eliminating everything inside!!

Q: If you are just 1 foot above Earth's molten rock layer, what will you do??

[Kippis05 2]

A: I'll say: Damn it's hot down here!

Q: What is at the center of the Earth?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Jules Verne.

Q: Why is the Earth round?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because a sphere is one of the few shapes with no sharp edges for the early explorers to fall off of.

Q: Why is it so difficult?

[owenluby 1]

A: Becasue the world would be boring if it was all easy

Q: How many days does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[callagrafx 3]

A: 365 days, one turn per month

Q: Quis cusotdiet ipsos custodes?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Only when all the planets are aligned.

Q: Why do salt and pepper frequently get served together?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because if they don't, your dinner would explode.

Q: Why would your dinner explode?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because there is an I.E.D. in it.

Q: What's for dinner?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Ground up airplanes.

Q: How do I wiggle my toes?

[FreewayofFlight 41]

A: Shake your feet

Q: Why do you have to eat your veggies?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because the're full of Vitamin C ( C for Crap )

Q: Why is the line so slow at the supermarket?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because the person at the front is slow.

Q: Why are jeans blue?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: They dyed.

Q: Why am I here?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Why are we all here?

Q: What's on TV tonight?

[mightygoose 92]

a pangalactic gargleblaster

Q: who invented the quixotic sun tan lotion worn by a polar bear named boris when he visited the ozone layer in the lunatic asylum where he permanently flashed to napolean?

[masochist 111]

A: Three and a half

Q: Where's the bathroom?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Wherever is farthest away from you when you really have to go.

Q: Why is there a shadow on the wall?

[c_o_t 0]

A: Where the toilet is!

Q: Why do you break my heart all the time?

[6underground 11]

A: Because im blatantly sadistic and completely unapollegetic about it.

B: Why were the 90's so appallingly boring?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because the '80s were so gosh darned exciting.

Q: What's next?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Me

Q) Who's been painting my roses red?

[FreewayofFlight 41]

A: The crazy psycho rose painter!!!

Q: Why do we need to bathe?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because we smell

Q: Why do we smell?

[Ryan B 35]

A:  There is no ' why '.  We just smell.  Sometimes badly.

Q:  What is the mind?