ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[pickled_pig 7]

A: 3+5i times

Q: if 2x?14xy^2 = 5

[pickled_pig 7]

missing post bug

[cityhawk 12]

A: None, because my brain doesn't process poetry

Q: How many times do you have to work to get a "good job"?

[MadTV_Freak 0]

A: You have to eat pudding three times, no job crap.

Q: What is a question?

[Kippis05 2]

A: What is an answer?

Q: Is pudding better than ice cream?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Only when the timing is correct.

Q: What does a piece of paper think when you crumble it up?

[zzsim 3]

A: It thinks, "Why couldn't I have been made into a paper airplane?"

Q: Which is really better, pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: The pepperoni tell me they're better but the cheese tells me he's better... but then, the sausage is trying to tell me a joke, so I can't yet decide.

Q: Where would the edge of the world be, provided that it was flat?

[Kippis05 2]

A: 37.6 miles to the vertical.

Q: The phone is ringing, what should you do?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Answer it.

Q: Why does 'B' always come after 'A' alphabetically?

[owenluby 1]

A: Because the reverse traction of the letter A sets a chemical reaction (a+b3 times the square root of all remaining factors) to withstand the force of B.

Q: Why does garbage smell bad?

[van1357 15]

A: Cause it's the stuff nobody wants.

Q: Why do people yawn?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because they are trying to attract a mate.

Q: Why is ice so cold?

[JLT-001 0]

A-Because Mama said "Ice is cold because I said so and it repels all of them gators."

Q-Why does Bread turn green when it gets old?

[MadTV_Freak 0]

A- Because nobody changed it's diaper.

Q- Does a laptop come in one part or two parts?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Depends what company you bought it from.

Q: What's up with the colour red?

[Wlvrn567 0]

A: The expression seeing red indicates anger and may stem not only from the stimulus of the color but from the natural flush (redness) of the cheeks, a physical reaction to anger, increased blood pressure, or physical exertion.

Q: Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because the Blessed King of the Language of English (o, his holy name!) wanted to have some fun at our expense. Consider this: we play at a recital and recite at a play. We drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. How much worse could it get.

Q: Going on with the theme... Why do we recite at a play and play at a recital?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because English is a weird language, duh!

Q: What are those bears doing in that building?

[JLT-001 0]

A: Those bears are in the DMV applying for a licence, they have been waiting all winter.

Q: Why do they put chicklets in with electronics?

[Kippis05 2]

A: I think the answer is in this book "Computing for Dummies"

Q: Why aren't you using the new dishwasher?

[zzsim 3]

A: Because I prefer to clean my plates with a tooth brush.

Q: Why did I bother leaving a space between my question and answer?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because everyone else is doing it.

Q: Why is everyone else doing it?

[owenluby 1]

A: Peer Pressure

Q: Define this: Johnny-bop-doo-do-woddy-wop

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Shoop-de-schooby-scooby-dooby-doo-wop-a-la-bing-schooby...

Q: Why do we say "God save the queen" instead of "God saves the queen"?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because the queen prefers the first phrase.

Q: What happens if you press the F1 key?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Whatever your wildest dreams can come up with, afterall, F1 is the magical key.

Q: How many times do I have to tell you to stop doing that before you will listen?

[van1357 15]

A: Only once. Once I hear what you said, I'll stop.

Q: Why does stuff taste funny after you have brushed your teeth?

[Grobulous 0]

A: cuz the minty freshness interacts with the stuff making it funny tasting

Q: If a Klingon boy named Jerghen walked up to an old lady who has most obviously lost her way around the park, what color shirt would he be wearing and why?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: He would be wearing an orange shirt because if you add up the numeric values of letters I anf F, you get 15 - equivalent to the letter O for orange.

Q: What would John Lennon think?