ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: It hasn't been cleaned.

Q: Where's the remote?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Because soap compagnies invented it to make more money

Q. What's the awnser to my question going to be?

[Kippis05 2]

A: What's the question to my answer going to be?

Q: Is there a stupid question?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Only if there is a stupid anser to go with it.

Q: Why is this true: 2 + 2 = 4?

[p?pmanis 0]

A:because 8 + 9 =17

Q:Why didn't Britney Spears beat up Marilyn Manson with a soap bar?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because she never thought of it.

Q: What am I thinking?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: You are trying to predict my answer.

Q: Why does the answer come after the question?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Because the question come before the answer, that's science what the scientists call.

Q: What is the most stupid question in the whole universe?

[Kippis05 2]

A: The answer that many people give.

Q: When is enough talk?

[simcityblowup 0]

A: When your tongue gets tired!

Q: Someone?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: No one.

Q: Why does the sun rise in the east?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: So it can set in the West.

Q: Why is the sky blue?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because I like the color blue.

Q: Why do I like the color blue?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Because it is blue

Q: Why is Green Depra green and not blue?

[Grobulous 0]

A:   Because Green Depra is called Green Depra

Q:   Why is a greenhouse transparent?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: So light can get through.

Q: Why do skunks smell bad?

[owenluby 1]

A: because they never learnt about personal hygeine in school.

Q: What are the thirteen secrets herbs and spices that make KFC taste so good?

[Kippis05 2]

A: They are: KFC is responsible for all liabilities and the secret recipe is the sole property of KFC and its affiliates. Reproduction of this message is punishable by law. At participating locations. Visit www.kfc.com for game rules. Restrictions apply. Your results may vary...

Q: Why are beans sooo good?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Because crazy scientists have made them to be sooo good.

Q: What?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Nothing...

Q: Why can't you light a fire wherever you want?

[Odd from Sweden 129]

Because rabbits have such long ears!

Which planet is the largets, Pluto or Google Earth?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Google hasn't bought the Earth yet, but they're bound to do that right after they give every inhabitant of Malawi free wi-fi.  So far, Pluto.

Q: Who just bought the rights to our government?

[paperboy15 4]

A: A company based in Dubai.

Q: Why do hangnails hurt so much?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because you believe that they are painful, when in fact, they are not.

Q: Why do sunflowers face the sun?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Because if they faced the ground they'd be groundflowers.

Q) What is the opposite of lightbulbs?

[manman99 2]

A: candles

Q: Why does Eminem call himself a type of candy?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Skittles!!!

Q. Skittles!!!

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Skittles!!!

Q: How can the answer and the question both be the same?

[Tallguy 0]

A: How can the answer and the question be the same?<br /><br />Q: Why is there an eject button on the remote, when you have to get up and get it?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because God wants you to excercise more.

Q: Why can't Americans speak their own language?