ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. This is an answer!

Q. Where's nowhere?

[zzsim 3]

A:  I don't know, I'm still searching.

Q:  How many lots with zebras in them are on the STEX?

[sloppet 3]

A: atleast 1

Q: Who is the person in my avatar?

[defcon pilot 0]

A: Who knows?

Q: Where is Canada?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Next to Australia

Q. What happens if you mix a hotdog and pineapple juice in a blender?

[SimLord the Great 0]

A: You get chocolate pudding

Q: Why do I fear the telephone?

[zzsim 3]

A: The phone bill

Q: How many fingers am I holding up?

[cityhawk 12]

A: None.

Q: Where in the world did that taser come from?!

[your_adress_here 11]

My back pocket

What the best tasting kind of paper?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. What kind of paper doesn't taste good?!

Q. Why did I post here?

[cityhawk 12]

A: You didn't! Did somebody hack into your account?!

Q: Why did that grass sprout out of your arm?!

[koffee 0]

A: That's not grass, officer. It's oregano.

Q: Que es mas macho, lightbulb o schoolbus?

[___idiotbox 0]

A: El bus de escuela es en mi casa con la luz.

Q: Donde estas mis pantalones?

-Ellie

[cityhawk 12]

A: en mi gorro! (sorry if my Spanish is incorrect)

Q: (back to English) Where did Spanish come from?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: The Grammar police.

Q: Warum gehst du zu der Polizei?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. No. (I don't know what that language is, but I know I don't speak it!)

Q. How many ways can the sky be blue?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A H

[cityhawk 12]

A: It was afraid of the ground.

Q: How many times do I have to tell you to stop doing that?!

[simoplis_mayor 3]

A:99 bahjillion

Q: am i stupid?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. Only when day and night become indistinguishable. (no offence intended)

Q. Why did you post here?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Yo no s

[mightygoose 92]

in my cj see link below..... rofl

not had one of these in a while

Q: provided there are four simtropolis shrines in munich contain albino alligators, and that the big apple just got eaten by an oversized texan, what is the refrepative index of a coplanar, NIMBY, 4 year old city journal????

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. 42 lol. THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!

Q. Why 42?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because 4 - 4 corners of the world, and 2 - 2 hemispheres. That describes the world, so 42 is the answer to everything!

Q: A big table that weighs 300 pounds suddenly starts floating in the air; what would you do?

[mightygoose 92]

turn to my rasta bretherin and say thaas suuum goooo shhiiii

Q: how many maxis buildings are there in sim city 4 + rush hour

[pickled_pig 7]

A: A few hundred, but we wish them GONE!

Q: What did the harpsichordist say to the hypocrate?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. Nothing at all, the harpsichordist is mute.

Q. What is round, blue, furry, and smells like pizza?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Stitch!

Q: Lightning comes from the ground, but how?

[Firebird 40]

A:Why do you ask questions?

Q:Why do you post on Simtropolis?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. For the same reason I breathe.

Q. How many ways can one spell "it"?