ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Aliens don't exist. (Disclaimer: I really have no opinion on this matter and am only making this statement to answer the question. )

Q: What makes the Great Gazoo so great anyways?

[koffee 0]

forum glitch bump

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Aliens!

Q: Fa wusha, gunazo wushishe fa wusha'no?

[Kippis05 2]

A: 6, 12, or 15

Q: How do dogs bark?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: They have mice in their brains that do it for them. I believe 5 mice total; each one provides a different pitch and tone.

Q: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua?

[iquere 2]

A: Aliens?

Q: How do you become a freak?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. By freaking out.

Q. How does on become a non-freak?

[zzsim 3]

A: By passing his/her freakiness to someone else.

Q: What is the definition of a geek?

[Kippis05 2]

A: [gie-ck]-(n.) the calibration of the square root of 7 minus a piece of pie.

Q: Why does pie taste sooo good?

[cityhawk 12]

A: b/c it's sugar! Duh!

Q: What does sugar do to you?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Same as it does to everyone else.

Q: If 2 + 2 = 5, why don't they teach us that in school?

[Kippis05 2]

A:Because the gremlin under the desk won't allow it.

Q: Why are gremlins so bossy?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: They've never read a book on etiquette.

Q: What book would you throw into the local Christian missionary group's pro-censorship bonfire?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

That etiquette book you were talking about.

Why are gremlins and zukes related?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because their lacking of social stature makes them so alike.

Q: Why are you eating that!?

[zzsim 3]

A: Because I happen to like the rubbery taste of erasers.

Q: How fast can a beaver type?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Just as fast as it can chew!

Q: Where did that [computer] virus come from?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: It came from the secret Apple conspirators who want you to buy a Mac.

Q: Why are you multiplying those 6-digit numbers using pen and paper?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because I ate my calculator.

Q: Why does Christmas come just once a year?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because birthdays come once a year (if you know what I mean).

Q: How hard would it be for an astronaut to drive a car?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: As easy as 3.14159...

Q: What did the pwner say to the pwned?

[koffee 0]

A: Do you know what "pwn" means? Neither Do I.

Q: When on the last page of some long ST threads: How many clicks (on Previous) does it take to get to the last post?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: |1/0|

Q: What is the reflectivity of pi when cows rain down on mars with a bouncy ball brigade over Bhutan that bubbles up blue base biscuits on the basketball arena of pie*?

* Blueberry

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: 42

Q: Why do I answer 42 to everything?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Douglas Adams hath brainwashed thee!

Q: What did the dolphin say to the mouse?

[simzebu 19]

Eeek, eek. eekity eekity eeky. Eek eek eek. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. Eek.

What is the second word in the third paragraph on the 327th page of War and Peace?

[Kippis05 2]

A: peanuts

Q: What are yu doing with that nutshell?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: I'ma gonna crak it'

Q: Whya am I'a talk'n lika thees?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because you just got back from the dentist and your mouth is frozen.

Q: Why is 1 not a prime number?

[zzsim 3]

A: Because it was kicked out of the prime number club by the number 3.

Q: Why do you keep eating so much ketchup?