ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Terminator 0]

i saw this idea on some Iron Maiden BB.

 

Rules:

 

post a stupid question

 

and the next person will give a stupid answer

 

be creative here!

 

 

 

ill start:

 

Is Paris Hilton Micheal Jackson Mommy?

[Duke87 1,070]

A loong time ago, before the old threads were cleaned out in May '04, there was a game such as this by ALTX. He doesn't show much anymore, though.

Anyway, continuing:

 

A: No, Paris Hilton is too young!

 

Q: What's a 'Mega Buster'?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: A giant crash test dummy

Q: What is a pie hole?

[amal81 3]

Date: 8/6/2005 6:39:11 PM Author: Leech10 A: A giant crash test dummy Q: What is a pie hole?

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Its a kind of 'man-hole' where  you can throw your pie into; and whats more the pie thrown in to a pie hole will automatically blow on the face of a celebrity u hate the most

 

What is a computer?

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

A: A thing that crashes when you run too many things at once.

Q: Do you get splinters from metal?

[The Terminator 0]

Yes, heavy metal can give you splinters when headbanging near wood.

 

Why did spongebob cross the road?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: To get to the starfish on the other side.

Q: Why are there so many bushes on the planet?

[Mdz1001 0]

A. So you can walk through them and anguish in pain because of their thorns.

Q: What's a cellphone?

[MC6Ash 4]

A: it's a home-made telephone made out of cellotape and scrap plastic.

 

Q: Y did ppl right the dicktonari wen nobodi usis it?

[The Terminator 0]

To make English Teachers happy

 

 

Is paris hilton anorexic or is she just from Waplonda, the planet of morbidly skinny people in the Draxton galaxy?

[Ryan B 35]

A:  Yup, she's a puker.

Q:  What are the oil / petroleum / gas companies smoking these days?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: oil / petroleum / gas

Q: Why is there a fork in the road?

[K_m_H 0]

Date: 8/6/2005 6:39:11 PM Author: Leech10 A: A giant crash test dummy

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Heh you have watched Mythbusters

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A: That's where the food is.

 

Q: Why are ducks not blue?

[ExiL3 10]

A: Because they are chicken, shhhh

Q: Why do we ask these stupid questions?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Cuz weer'e stoopid.

Q: Why are semi trucks named the way they are?

[xiziz 11]

A: There just converted Cabs really...

Q: how come its always a salesman that calls you when your most expecting a call from a friend?

[trixin 2]

A: Because you had a frying pan on your head and your left index finger was stuck in the garden hose.

Q: Why is it that the moon isn't made of cheese?

[GrayWolf115 0]

A: The martian men ate all of it.

Q: What makes the world go round?

[decola 0]

A: not a humungus Rolling pin

Q: Why do people like to use 'dis' and 'dat' instead of this and that?

[K_m_H 0]

A: That's how it's spelled.. duh!

Q:Why is this post only 2 lines of text ? 

[GrayWolf115 0]

A: It's actually 3; you can count.

Q: Whats Bill Clinton's first name?

[ExiL3 10]

A: Monica

Q: How do you spell digital multiplex hierarchy ?

[Ryan B 35]

A:  Slowly, so you don't screw up.

Q:  Why are soccer matches fixed?  ( Read:  Germany's Bundesliga. )

[decola 0]

A: otherwise Juventus would win everything

Q: How come when you turn right it can sometimes be wrong?

[Ryan B 35]

A:  When there's a 8' tall road sign that just screams at you, NO TURN ON RED .

Q:  Why are there so many commercials for law firms on TV these days?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Because everyone sues everyone else

Q: Why do pizzas have tumors?

[GrayWolf115 0]

A. They have dairy cancer....very sad

Q. Can I have a dolphin?

[Ryan B 35]

A:  No, you can't.  * hands you a toy Flipper dolphin under the table

Q:  Who's Will Wright?

[The Terminator 0]

a famous writer

 

Q. Did aleins really capture the real metallica n 1991 and put martian Metallica on earth to make sucky music?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) No, they just changed their style because they wanted to try something new.

Q) Why do I listen to Megaman music?