ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Mr food11 6]

A - Infinant times: IT ITT ITTT IIT IIIT ITTTT ITTTTT ITTTTTT ITTTTTTT IIIIT IIIIIT IIIIIIT IIIIIIIT

Q - Why is life horrible to me?

[Kippis05 2]

A: because I seem to make it that way

Q: Do watermelons fly?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Sure. It's not like the laws of physics prevent it from flying.

Q: Why is this here?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because scientologists, in their race to rid their minds of aliens, put it there. I swear, it was an accident!!! They did not intend to put this here at all!!!

Q: Why are you climbing the pyramid of the Louvre?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. To get to the top.

Q. Why are you looking at the screen like that?

[cityhawk 12]

A: So I can see what's on it as good as possible.

Q: Uh, where's the light?

[___idiotbox 0]

A: I have no idea...

Q: If I rolled down a snowy hill, approximately how much snow will I get in my pants?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Enough to make me a snowcone.

Q: Do antelopes eat underpants?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Well I hope they're not that perverted!

Q: How many dependencies does it take to drive someone crazy?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: As many as those BSC lots have, and maybe one more for good measure

Q: If BSC and NDEX had a boxing match, who would win and why?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Neither, because of Dalton's Law of Partial Pressures.

Q: Why can't I drive on the wrong side of the road?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. Because the goat in the backseat won't let you.

Q. Why does that goat tell you what to do anyways?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Because it can.

Q: What does 1 + 1 equal? (I am looking for a specific answer from an alien video game)

[Duke87 1,070]

A) two, due, dos, deux, ni.... (you ain't gettin' it 'cause I have no clue what you're talkin' 'bout.)

Q) Why is my forest on fire?

[Micah 16]

A) Because you didn't put enough water on the flame, duh!   

Real A) The neighbors who have a methane tank in the house had too much beans.

Q) Why can a forest mean a region of trees but can also mean a region of skyscrapers? (Hard question).

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because as easily as they can grow into the sky, they can all be exterminated by man's real best friend: 1,000 tons of TNT.

Q: Which is hotter: The surface of the Sun or a kid who just lit his pants on fire?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. The kid, but only after his pants are done burning.

Q. How does a sprinkler work?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) By sprinkling.

Q) But why is the rum gone?

[cityhawk 12]

A: You drank it already, remember?!

Q: What is money?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Window

(that is the answer to my last question that I was looking for)

Q: Zevino'shoma wuvona fa wusha?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. 42

Q. Why did you come to planet Earth?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because I'm looking for burritos.

Q: What is the square root of a floxnard?

[cityhawk 12]

A: 8 (although I've really heard that somewhere before, but I can't remember...)

Q: How do ignorance and bliss go together?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. The same way as peas and carrots.

Q. Why are left and right never in the same direction?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because of today's GPS systems.

Q: Why do clothes srink in the dryer?

[iquere 2]

A: It's because clothes don't like being on people, so they make themselves small.

Q: How do fish live under water?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: It's only an illusion...

Q: Where are the liberals?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: At a leadership convention.

Q: Why is the sun SOOO bright?

[cityhawk 12]

A: b/c it likes giving us headaches.

Q: What ever happened to the two dollar bill in U.S. currency?

[koffee 0]

A: It was recalled once they noticed it said "Too Dollars" on the back, and is now quite valuable.

Q: Why are all the contestants in the Miss Universe pagent from Earth?