ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[forny008 0]

A: Because he brought a piece of ham to life on the moon and didnt want anyone to know.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: (to eagles08 now that page 33 is visible):  9sqrt5 kilograms per cubic newton.

A: (to nealos101, because that was the last post I saw) He was a Christian evangelist, trying to use great physical force to crack open Earth and expose Satan's work underground!

(actually, if I am right, there is a real answer to this question, because in eighth grade, our science teacher gave us a bunch of logic riddles where we asked him yes or no questions that would hopefully reveal the answer. One of those questons was the one you asked. But as this is get a stupid answer, I give you the stupid answer.)

Q: I just got, from competing in a competition, a free vacation to the sunspot of my choice on our sun. The rocket to and from will be provided. What contest did I win?

[cityhawk 12]

A: The school science fair!

Q: What happened to you?!

[forny008 0]

A: When SC4 first came out with all the bugs, I threw my pc out the 33rd floor and my foot was tangled in the massive amounts of wiring.

Q: Have you been to Never-Never Land?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Yes, and I saw Chernobyl!

Q: What... What have I done?

[cityhawk 12]

A: You, you've...become unhappy.

Q: How many good CJs does it take to make beginners look bad?

[iquere 2]

A: Exactly 7738455.

Q: What is a hat?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: A thing that's radioactive.

Q: Is this real?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: no, it is just fantasy.

Q: Who is just a poor boy who needs no sympathy?

[mightygoose 92]

GABOR

Q: what question should i ask???

[forny008 0]

A&Q: Are you my conscience?

[cityhawk 12]

A: If I'm the one you're thinking of right now.

Q: What is a cerebral?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: A cerebral is someone that the government pays to think... so we Americans don't have to!

Q: What does it take to annoy me?

[zzsim 3]

A: Let's find out *startes scratching chalk board with nails*

Q: How many times has the phrase "lol" been used on the internet?

[mightygoose 92]

A: lol

Q: why is that plane kissing the boarding tube??

[cityhawk 12]

A: Or is it the boarding tube that's kissing the plane?!

Q: Have you seen a 00112233445566778899 in a @@##$$%% before?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Maybe. But probably not.

Q: What drugs are mathematicans on?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Chalk

Q. What's another way to spell "queer"?

[your_adress_here 11]

Damn, double post.

Hmmm, it also seems this one is my 3100th post...

[cityhawk 12]

A: Y-O-U (j/k)

Q: How many times have you driven down a long dark road in the middle of nowhere?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: More times than the number of posts I have on this forum.

Q: Which way is up?

[zzsim 3]

A: The direction pointing towards your home planet (j/k... maybe )

Q: When is the end of the world?

[koffee 0]

A: It was yesterday. Weren't you paying attention?

Q: Please, sir, may I have some more?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Some more cockroaches? Yeah, sure!

Q: How many scales does it take to make a fish?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. 3, 333.3333333333334

Q. Whats the square root of a rock?

[___idiotbox 0]

A. a pebble

Q. Why did you just put white-out on that frog?

[zzsim 3]

A: because green hurts my eyes.

Q: If the square root of a rock is a pebble, then what is the square of a rock?

[koffee 0]

A: Principal Togar, from Rock 'n' Roll High School

Q: Do ya - do ya - do ya, Do ya wanna dance?

[cityhawk 12]

A: How about no!

Q: What is he here for?

[newyorkstate 6]

A: Oh No!

Q: This Is A Question.