ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[koffee 0]

A: I haven't eaten for days, so I need to catch up.

Q: If all dogs go to heaven, where do dog catchers go?

[Kippis05 2]

A: To heaven's impound. (edit: arrgh, new page.)

Q: Why are you breaking that priceless vase?

[Mr food11 6]

A: Because it's insured.

Q: Why is Fluffy laying in the street and not getting up when I kick her?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Fluffy is a rock.

Q: Why do most people have only two eyes?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Because zevinowa'ti have 3.

Q: Why do Humans, Gremlins, Zukes, and Muphridians have only 2 legs while al'Hasiq and Zevinowa'ti have 4 legs?

[hamsterTK 93]

because they dont like having to pay double for shoes

why do people walk their dogs

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Something needs to chase the cats that people walk on leashes (see The Admin Convention thread in The Simtropolis Related Forum if you want to get the joke here, lol.)

Q: Is this a stupid question?

[hamsterTK 93]

No its not. questions arent alive so they cant be stupid

Dirk doesnt rhubarb pie. why?

[koffee 0]

A: Cause the rhubarb pie is the latest dance craze, and Dirk's just not into it.

Q: What is the name of the creature Robin Willams created in Spore?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Jerkins, the angry butler.

Q: Why does the Earth orbit around the Sun?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because the Earth has a fatal attraction to the sun (it gets as close as it can without getting too close and burning up).

Q: What's up with silent letters in words?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. They're shy

Q. What colour is a green Blue Whale?

[zzsim 3]

A: Red with purple fins.

Q: Why does SC4 like to lag on my computer?

[simzebu 19]

A. It's lazy.

Q. What am I thinkking right now.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: That "thinkking" isn't a word.

Q: Why is the coler of the wether situason blue?

That is spelled right^^... In the Muphridian Language. (previously Terran English)

[koffee 0]

A: It is the only color that has been translated into Muphridian so far.

Q: What time is gray?

[simzebu 19]

A: 9:37 PM

Q: What do you get if you mix an iguana with a zebu?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Stevie Wonder

Q: What day is it?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Someday

Q: Where is the nearest pluftog?

[cityhawk 12]

A: In front of you!

Q: Just what is a pluftog?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: All I can tell you is that it is furry and soft.

Q: Why is there only 1 female smurf?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because, I told you I was drunk that night!

Q: When is enough?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: When the cows come home

Q: When will pigs fly?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: When we genetically modify them to do so, lol.

Q: How do I go from point A to point B?

[Kippis05 2]

A: By convincing point C to give you a car.

Q: Why don't you like movies?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Who said I didn't like movies?! Let me at 'em!

Q: What does it really mean when a store employee says, "Come back and see us"?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: The exact opposite... never return.

Q: Why did people evolve to have only 5 fingers?

[simzebu 19]

A. So we could count to ten!

Q. What exactly is a Rock Lobster?

[zzsim 3]

A: It's a lobster filled with rocks that waiters like to serve to costumers that don't tip enough.

Q: What's that on your nose?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Oh, this? It's just my face.

Q: Where does acne come from?