Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Charlie_Zane 963]

granted, but they head to inside your roof instead.

I wish the dog next door would stop barking at night.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Granted. Now he can't stop barking at the sun.

I wish for some rebar pie. Yes, I said rebar, even though I already granted it twice to somepony else on another forum site's forum games...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, it's made of pony.

I wish I was fluent in Japanese.

[Waterclaw 80]

Granted, but now you speak Engrish instead of English

I wish I was fluent in Japanese, Finnish, and German

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you forget how to speak and write english and cannot learn any other language.

I wish that it wasn't so cold in the mornings..

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, now it's hotter than Venus. (425º Celsius)

I wish for a chocolate bar.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but it's a 'funny' bar and you are arrested because you bit into it..

I wish I would stop hitting the post button before I finish typing

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[simlink 1,098]

Granted, you begin hitting the close window button all the time instead.

I wish I understood the commercial that was just on...

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted. Since you know understand the commercial, you find it hilariously funny, like many others. The commercial is so well-recieved by the public that the company that created the commercial decides to air it all day, everyday.

I wish commercials didn't exist.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

granted, but television ceases to exists either.

I wish that I could have more music.

[samima 92]

Granted, but it is scratchy.

I wish i had a trillion dollars that can't be burned.

[katherman111 182]

u get a trillion dollars Debt.

i want a nice vacation

[samima 92]

you get an ice vacation (that is -50 Degrees.)

I want SC5 to come out today.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you can't afford to buy it until next year.

I wish I would stop multi-tasking.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Granted. Now you're even less productive.

I wish I could RUL-0 sometime this month...

[airman15 4,113]

Aliens abduct you while doing so..

I wish my BAT will install.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted, but you forgot how to BAT and have to learn again.

I wish I was good at BATting.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but no one downloads any of them.

I wish I could be healthier.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Granted. Your wish flatlined in the meantime, so you ain't as healthy as you wished for.

I wish I could figure out some stuff.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted. You now understand everything in the universe - including the meaning of life itself - and the massive amount of information and activity in your brain causes you to run around like an insane asylum escapee, and you slam face-first into a brick wall.

I wish it would rain.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but it doesn't rain near you.

I wish CTD's were less frequent...

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but I whish it wouldn't

I whish it wouldn't rain

[samima 92]

granted, but there will be a heat wave

I wish for world peace.

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but all the economic system fails involving all the world in a crisis.

I wish for a real war tank, like the one of my avatar.

[Schulmanator 5,815]

You shall receive one... but it target-locked on your house...

I wish for a kajillion infinity dollars...

[MaxPain 3]

You shall get it,but a bum robbed you of all of it

I wish for SC5

[samima 92]

You recieve it, but the disk gets scratched.

I wish for $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99| That can't be corrupted.

[MaxPain 3]

Too late its been corrupted

I wish for A burger

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but the beef is so undercooked it starts to run away!

I wish that I could have a warmer blanket.

[samima 92]

But, it goes on fire.

I wish for eveything| But it cant be corrupted.