Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[MaxPain 3]

Granted but then something bad happens...

I wish for Minecraft on xbox 360

  Edited July 24, 2012 by MaxPain  

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, perma-red-ring-of-death.

I wish for coffee.

[samima 92]

Granted, But it burns your lips

I wish for Pizza.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but the topping falls off every time you bight a piece and is too slippery to pick up!

I wish for a nice smoothie.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted, but you choke on a large bit of fruit and suffocate.

I wish I had more RAM.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Granted. There's a goat in your computer.

I wish I had 16GB of RAM.

[Schulmanator 5,813]

Granted, but the 16 GB is made up of 16 billion individual little RAMs and the mass of it causes your house to be sucked into a quantum singularity.

I wish for as vat of frosty pineapple juice and a really long straw. (I am thirsty and that is my favorite drink).

[+Guest]

Granted, but the juice is infected with rabies and E. coli viruses.

I with that my signature picture could go over 300x50

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but you get banned for it being way too big.

I wish I had a teleport device.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but it never teleports you where you want to go.

I wish I could go anywhere anytime.

[rweather5 22]

Granted, but every time you use your power, you lose a year off your life.

I wish for a good squeal to sc4.

[kj3400 178]

You get a combination of Cities XL, SimCity Societies and Sim City '13 inside a pig. (you said squeal )

I wish my back would stop hurting.

  Edited August 14, 2012 by kj3400  

[simlink 1,098]

Grant, your neck hurts instead.

I wish my cursor would stop jumping around.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted; it now simply hops and skips around instead.

I wish for an army of billions of spray-resistant spiders with which I can take over the world.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but they turn on you and follow me instead.

I wish I hadn't neglected this thread for so long.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, you neglect the rest of the site and life instead.

I wish for a better graphics card.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted; you get a playing card with excellent-quality images,

I wish for an army of Fire Ants to wipe out Spidey's army of spiders.

[kj3400 178]

Granted, but they are literally fire in the shape of ants and just end up setting fire to everything.

I wish my laptop could charge itself wirelessly

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted but IT SUCKS THE ENERGY STRAIGHT FROM YOUR BODY. Oh, and it screams at you the whole time.

I wish my income would double, while my workload stays the same.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but the company quickly runs out of money, leaving you unemployed.

I wish for a ring of three wishes.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but they all get corrupted.

I wish for more pretteh fonts.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted but in all the world, the only person who is unable to see them is you. They are so beautiful, I just want you to know that.

I wish that this Bob the Builder DVD had an English track on it, too.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted; it has an English-gauge railway track.

I wish for NMUSpidey to have three uncorrupted wishes which he cannot use to destroy me.

[kj3400 178]

Granted, but one of his wishes indirectly kills you when he wishes for no global warming and Sochi freezes as the next ice age comes in.

I wish storms in my region would stop appearing so suddenly.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, they slowly appear but stay for days at a time.

I wish there was actually something good on television.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted; they keep on playing that song from The Sound of Music, "Something Good" (at least, that's what I remember it being called), over and over again.

I wish that Sochi's current subtropical climate would stay subtropical forever.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but that doesn't stop a massive earthquake from destroying the entire town and dumping half the Black Sea on the land in the process.

I wish I did not have this headache.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, you have one that is worse instead.

I wish The Sims 3 came with seasons out of the box, not have to wait 3 years for an expansion to finally get them. :|

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but unlike the Sims 2 expansion, this one is buggy and unplayable.

I wish to be able to travel around the world.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, your guides are Carrot Top, Fran Drescher, and Gilbert Gottfried.

I wish I could have madeleines every morning for breakfast.