Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but all lights are greens, resulting in the biggest car pile-up in history.

I wish for Adblock to add more cats!

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but these cats are vicious and carry rabies and other diseases so when they decide to ghost through your screen and into the real world, you get attacked by these cats and you later die from the diseases those furballs carried.

I wish my school wasn't full of people with egos.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but the result of overly modest people with serious self-esteem problems creates an atmosphere in which people hold the door open for each other, but no one enters because they are too nice, every single one of your sports teams is terrible, your school's collective GPA is ridiculously low because no one has the confidence necessary to properly complete their assignments, everyone dresses and acts and says the same in an effort to not step on anyone else's feet, etc etc.

I wish my mornings were both a bit more relaxed and longer (so I could sleep in a bit more).

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted. It's now eternally morning.

I wish that I had remembered to make a wish earlier.

[MySnakeIsCute 3]

You get a wish but you end upmaking an incredibly stupid wish. I wish time didn't run so fast.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, it jogs at the same speed instead.

I wish I had a good doughnut.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but you have to drink very hot and nasty coffee before you can.

I wish I never made a mistake in my life

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted. But it tastes so well that you can't stop eating them and you beomce really fat. (Sorry for the word "fat")

Granted but then you were too perfect for this world.

I wish I had some 3dsMax trees for my BAT. ( I really wish I had)

  Edited April 9, 2012 by skyscraper241  

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted; I give you some trees with the words "3dsMax" carved on them, and then also give you a pet vampire bat.

I wish for food.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but the food is loaded with cyanide and as soon as you take the 1st bite you get sick and die.

I wish I can control electricity and lightning.

[kj3400 178]

Granted, but you inadvertently black out the whole planet.

I wish I had more AA batteries.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but they're all dead.

I wish I wasn't so allergic to pollen.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, now you are also more allergic to water.

I wish for a nickel.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but then 1000% inflation happens rendering that little nickel worthless

I wish I know how to drive any vehicle

[KevinBryan 0]

Granted, but you can never own any vechile.

I wish i can eat a pizza now.

[zahrul3 472]

pizza is too expensive in Indonesia

I wish I have good internet.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you are thrust into the middle of a battle for the fate of the world between Good Internet and Bad Internet. While Good Internet is strong, Bad Internet has many advantages it uses to make it an unfair fight, and you just may be doomed for failure and worse...

I wish I was more stylish.

[mc12345 3]

Granted, you were stylish on the business meeting and they kicked you.

I wish SC4 would have a creative mode (if you played MC, it's the mode where you have access to everything without having to worry about anything (or like the SCS Sandbox mode).

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but your copy is laced with a type of virus that takes over your whole system, erases all files including important ones until your computer is empty and unable to work properly

I wish I had a faster desktop with 2 terabytes of storage.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but it overheats and erases all your files.

I wish I had more comfortable shoes.

[kj3400 178]

Granted, but you end up with uncomfortable clothes.

I wish my city had more freeways.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but they pave over paradise (damn you, Joni Mitchell!).

I wish for a new, updated computer with more power and faster whatever-is-supposed-to-make-computers-fast-things.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but it shorts out and then the monitor explodes opening up a black hole and consuming the Earth as well as the rest of the solar system.

I wish for a bigger room.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but it's because you are now smaller.

I wish for legal copy of a music album I want.

[BuggUla 405]

Granted.... but all albums you purchased are now cover songs... performed by Alvin & the Chipmunks

Our wish is for bacon... lots of it.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but each strip is coated with layer upon layer of salt that you cannot scrape off.

I wish I had more money for a new computer.

  Edited April 18, 2012 by usfighter15  

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but now they cost the double.

I wish for french fries.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, they all talk like Pepe LePew, though.

I wish for a more comfortable chair.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but it's covered in superglue.

I wish for a Wish.

[airman15 4,113]

It never comes true.

I wish I can sleep in and as long as I want to every day.