Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but you still loose all you files recalibrating your computer.

I wish the weather was nicer.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you get syphilis.

I wish I wasn't so burned out in RL that I keep forgetting to make wishes.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but still a bit burned..

I wish my old PC was still working..

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but a minute after you turn it on, you overload it's CPU and explodes... literally.

I wish to be better at drawing.

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but you can't do anything more, only draw, and draw, and draw...

I wish for a better explanation of the Riemann summations.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but it's so simplified that it loses its meaning, leaving you more confused than before. (I checked the Wikipedia page, no way am I gonna sift through that for you).

I wish I had enjoyed math a lot more in school.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

granted, but now all you can see is algebra equations to everything

I wish i bought more nutella..

[Schulmanator 5,815]

Granted.... but it is nutella made from acorns and heavily defended by rabid squirrels with rusty, jagged hooks for claws...

I wish for corporate sponsorship so I can become a full time employed Simtropolis content creator!

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, your corporate sponsor is Ominay Corporation.

I wish for more fun time...

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but you are forced to work in hard labor afterwards.

I wish for a donut.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

granted, but your friends eats it before you can get to it.

i wish that my cat would stop scratching my leg.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, so the cat instead launches a nuclear strike at your leg.

I wish that I'm not getting a cold.

[Schulmanator 5,815]

You win! You are not getting a cold... it's EBOLA!

I wish crows would quit pecking at my window... it's sorta creepy in a Edgar Allen Poe kinda way...

[Charlie_Zane 963]

granted, but they then turn to chucking rocks instead.

i wish that i wouldn't have to wait 4 months for a new show.

[jakehh 52]

Granted, But you lose your eyesight.

I wish that i could foretell the future.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you can only foresee what will happen after getting punched hard in the face multiple times by someone wearing a metal gauntlet. A magical metal gauntlet.

I wish I was tougher.

[FreewayofFlight 41]

Granted, but you die and develop rigor mortus

I wish I had soft, beautiful, flawless skin!

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted. It is not your skint, it comes from a dead person, and It gives too much problems to you. But, hey, is a soft, beautiful, flawless skin, Isn't great?

I wish for my own personal robot wich only obeys me.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but it also tends to disobey you, as well.

I wish for a wish generator.

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[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but after 3 wishes it malfunctions and blows up.

I wish to star in a movie.

[kj3400 178]

Granted but you are killed when a death scene goes wrong.

I wish I had a new pair of headphones.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but they stink. Literally, they smell really, really bad.

I wish that my 11th grade English teacher hadn't banned the word "really" from our papers.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but instead banned the word "the"

I wish I could travel overseas more often.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but you only travel over seas. Literally, you are only able to travel above seas. Once you reach land, time to turn around.

I wish I wasn't so allergic to flowers...

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, from now you're allergic to your own tears.

I wish a machine that makes endless energy.

[colco2121 55]

But it brakes after a second.

I wish that SC2013 would have lots of building styles.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

granted, but they are all at low qualities.

I wish that my house was always clean.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted but the outside is always a jungle.

I wish the weather wasn't quite as random as it has been...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, it levels off at 110F with 80% relative humidity and sunny every day.

I wish I could buy Reece's Peanut Butter Cups in Japan.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but suddenly you appear in the middle of Siberia, and guess what, you are using summer clothes.

I wish for Mexico to have a better reputation.