King of the hill

[TimeMaster 4]

I correctly point out that Nelson Gomez does not exist. Then I go hack Firefox, and surf the web on Internet Explorer. My Landmark, simple as that.

[Hamish 1,370]

Its just mine, ok!?!

[Hahayoudied 3]

Page flip bug eats hamish.

My hill!

[Za 164]

after someone steals your clipboard and you go look for it, I claim the hill

[TimeMaster 4]

I will just go on another rampage to fling YOU off the hill!! My landmark!

-Time

[Hamish 1,370]

Its a hill, my hill.

[Danlikebooks 6]

I eat hamish in a sandwich for lunch!  MY HILL!!!!!

[TimeMaster 4]

I take your chainsaw and chop you open. My hill.

[Hahayoudied 3]

I eat an apple, not realizing it was you.

my hill now.

[simmaster07 1,221]

I win the local beauty pageant! Now everyone runs to me.

[azndude 1]

All of the people chase you off the hill.

I claim the hill.

[Darth Apple 54]

I claim the hill by destroying it, then letting azndude fall in, then cover it with gardening soil, then take a bunch of cannonballs, and drop it to flatten it out, then re-top it.

I can now walk on it, then I build a fort, THAT cannot be BROKEN! I claim all the hillandnowone can destroy my castle.

my hill.

sorry for the huge bump, I was told I could play it even after it had been so long.(as long as a played it for real.)

[simmaster07 1,221]

I just walk in.

My hill.

[FreewayofFlight 41]

The hill is mine when Simmaster is carted away for having a hill monopoly and his assets are frozen!

[Muck308 55]

...and while you are fighting your way through red tape to make your claim, I sneak up and crack a beer.

*guzzling whilst unsuspecting*

[Loney 22]

I then drive Muck308 insane by rigging everything with pranks, including leaving a SCS CD in his beer.

My hill now.

[simmaster07 1,221]

You should've considered what would've happened if you stepped on your own nuclear mine.

Hill explodes, Loney dies, my hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

One of my evil minion-train-transformers comes and throws you from the hill. MINE NOW! WHOO-WHOO!

[Darth Apple 54]

I make a bigger one, then destroy yours, then rebuild my castle, then guard it carefully, so that nobody can get in, destroy it, or destroy my guards... so it is impossible for anyone else to claim my hill, or my castle.(oh, oh!!! I have another one, nobody can get near the hill because you will be destroyed! ))

MY HILL!!!

[azndude 1]

I become one of your guards and kill you in your sleep, thus giving me control of the hill.

[astronelson 339]

I don a spacesuit and put the hill into orbit around Earth. azndude dies. My hill.

[Za 164]

I sneak up behind astronelson and blast some insanely loud music in his ear. He runs off the hill wishing it would end. My hill.

[Loney 22]

I shread Za's avatar, and he runs off to get a new one. My hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I build a new hill and nuke yours.

[Darth Apple 54]

I once again destroy the hill, then rebuild my castle even stronger, they are under protection, so that you cannot get rid of me, you cannot kill me, EVER, or become anything, for my castle trainmaster:

Don't even try to destory me in any way.

then I expand the hill and build an insanely hot fire, then nobody can get near my castle!!!

My hill!

[simmaster07 1,221]

The fire burns down the castle. My hill.

[TimeMaster 4]

A Cat 5 hurricane blows you away. My Hill.

Time for Fireproof, steel reinforced concrete walls resistant to explosions.

[Loney 22]

I launch dozens of super bunker buster missiles and reduces the hill into a massive pile of rubble. My hill now.

[Darth Apple 54]

I decide to visit simtropolis and win in a contest to see who is the weirdest(uhh...) then I take over the hill by dropping a nuke I "bought" with my prize money.(I pretend to be in a trivial land for thsi post.)

My hill.

[ROKASniper 0]

I claim this hill by farting in your general direction.