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sorry if this is double post. didn't show up the first time.

I throw chptrk into a black hole and take the hill safely back to Earth. My hill.

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PFB makes your post irrelevant. My hill.


To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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I Fling astronelson into the stratosphere and make an inpenetrable forcefield, 10 foot thick solid metal wall, and anti-anything missiles

I also add a hot tub to it

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I pour bubble bath into your hot tub, which overflows and gets water into your forcefield's control panel and shorts it out. I stroll in with the First Armored and set up shop. My hill.


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I use foam rubber to make muppets, who entertain you while I secretly move you off the hill. My hill.


To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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Your check bounced. I'm the realtor. My hill.

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I place a toxic waste dump next to the hill, diminishing its value, forcing you to give the hill to me at the low price of 2 SimCity dollars. My hill.


Yes, this is kitty.

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I place a toxic waste dump next to the hill, diminishing its value, forcing you to give the hill to me at the low price of 2 SimCity dollars. My hill.


Yes, this is kitty.

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I place a toxic waste dump next to the hill, diminishing its value, forcing you to give the hill to me at the low price of 2 SimCity dollars. My hill.


Yes, this is kitty.

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SimCity dollars are not a currency. I buy it with 2 Simoleons.


To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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SimCity dollars are not a currency. I buy it with 2 Simoleons.


To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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SimCity dollars are not a currency. I buy it with 2 Simoleons.


To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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I buy the toxic waste dump and turn it into a Nuclear Testing/Waste Facility. The value of the hill plummets. It is now absolutely worthless. You give it to me for free! My hill.

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I buy the toxic waste dump and turn it into a Nuclear Testing/Waste Facility. The value of the hill plummets. It is now absolutely worthless. You give it to me for free! My hill.

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I buy the toxic waste dump and turn it into a Nuclear Testing/Waste Facility. The value of the hill plummets. It is now absolutely worthless. You give it to me for free! My hill.

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Greenpeace storms the compound and hits everyone over the head with pillows and copies of An Inconvenient Truth. Greenpeace's hill.

I then grab an M16 and force all the Greenpeace folks over a cliff, as they are completely unarmed. My hill.


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Greenpeace storms the compound and hits everyone over the head with pillows and copies of An Inconvenient Truth. Greenpeace's hill.

I then grab an M16 and force all the Greenpeace folks over a cliff, as they are completely unarmed. My hill.


Freshly Returned From a Two-Year Sabbatical in the 'Real World'

Tenured Professor in Military History, Political Science, Firearms, and Snappy Comebacks

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Greenpeace storms the compound and hits everyone over the head with pillows and copies of An Inconvenient Truth. Greenpeace's hill.

I then grab an M16 and force all the Greenpeace folks over a cliff, as they are completely unarmed. My hill.


Freshly Returned From a Two-Year Sabbatical in the 'Real World'

Tenured Professor in Military History, Political Science, Firearms, and Snappy Comebacks

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You wasted all your ammo on scaring away the Greenpeace people. I come up to the hill with some other type of gun and take the hill from you. My hill.


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You wasted all your ammo on scaring away the Greenpeace people. I come up to the hill with some other type of gun and take the hill from you. My hill.


Yes, this is kitty.

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You wasted all your ammo on scaring away the Greenpeace people. I come up to the hill with some other type of gun and take the hill from you. My hill.


Yes, this is kitty.

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I bring 7 Huey Slicks full of GIs armed with M16s, M14s, M60s, an LAW, and claymores; 3 Huey gunships, 2 Cobras; 5 Pattons; 3 Sheridans; 6 Phantoms; a B-52; and a MUTT.

I also have a Loach playing "Flight of the Valkyries".

MY Vietnam Conflict-era hill.

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I bring 7 Huey Slicks full of GIs armed with M16s, M14s, M60s, an LAW, and claymores; 3 Huey gunships, 2 Cobras; 5 Pattons; 3 Sheridans; 6 Phantoms; a B-52; and a MUTT.

I also have a Loach playing "Flight of the Valkyries".

MY Vietnam Conflict-era hill.

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I bring 7 Huey Slicks full of GIs armed with M16s, M14s, M60s, an LAW, and claymores; 3 Huey gunships, 2 Cobras; 5 Pattons; 3 Sheridans; 6 Phantoms; a B-52; and a MUTT.

I also have a Loach playing "Flight of the Valkyries".

MY Vietnam Conflict-era hill.

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I bring protestors to the hill. Public opinion turns against you, and you are deposed. I am instated and rule fairly and justly over the hill.


To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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I bring protestors to the hill. Public opinion turns against you, and you are deposed. I am instated and rule fairly and justly over the hill.


To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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I bring protestors to the hill. Public opinion turns against you, and you are deposed. I am instated and rule fairly and justly over the hill.


To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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