King of the hill

[TimeMaster 4]

I throw a knife at un1 to get the hill. Then I go get the deed from hahayoudied. Welcome to page three of king of the hill!

[Za 164]

I will claim the hill by blaring classical music until you leave

[simmaster07 1,221]

i claim the hill by trying to fix the page flip bug. if that doesn't work then i'll push Za off a cliff. and then he falls into a lake with jagged rocks. (oooh. :S)

[un1 41]

I claim the hill by getting trilions of people to crush you (simmaster07).

It's my hill now!!

-un1

[TimeMaster 4]

I get the hill the hill by holding a rally about un1 being a German ww2 veteran, then the trillions of sims turn against him and crush him then I banish the sims from Earth. Lastly I change the wooden fence with a stone wall. And Za, classical music is my second favorite music!

[vailo 13]

I dig a hole under the hill and load it up with explosives. I get a lawn chair, then light the explosives, and sit back and relax... then drive over to claim the hill.

[Hamish 1,370]

I get all the pieces of blown up hill and dump them on Vailo to claim the hill.

[Smarty218 2]

I use superglue to rebuild the hill and entomb Hamish inside.

[simmaster07 1,221]

i claim the hill by holding a peace rally. then the people of the hill make me ruler during the next election. i win the hill fair and square.

[Hahayoudied 3]

I will take the hill again, by digging out Hamish, and having him or her attack Smarty. I then sit back and relax as the fighting continues...

[un1 41]

I will start an army to take over the hill for ME!!

-un1

[vailo 13]

I nuke army. I win.

[TimeMaster 4]

I throw a potato peeler at your avatar then you faint and i put you and Hamish back in the center of the hill!

[un1 41]

I eat you to win over the hill.

-un1

[vailo 13]

I kick Hamish off the hill (he/she's still on the hill, ain't he?) and I'm still on the hill.

[TimeMaster 4]

I blow up un1s stomach and kill him! Vailo, Hamish is stuck in the center. Then while he dies, I ambush vailo and push him into a time machine. He ends up in 6582 AD in Rome. And remember that you can't push someone off the cliff because there is no cliff nearby, the person your attacking is on the hill.

[un1 41]

I rebuild myself and I become 300x bigger than before so I just step on TimeMaster.

-un1

[Za 164]

I put a pin which is 300x bigger than usual on top of the hill, therefore giving you 300x the pain. You run off and I claim it

[TimeMaster 4]

I hoped into a time machine without you noticing. I hop out of my time machine and knock you right off the hill.

[vailo 13]

I hop into a newstand 300x bigger than normal size, then I get a newspaper 300x bigger than normal size and swat everyone. This destroys all nearby weapons, time machines, etc.

[waterstreet 1]

I am awed by the strength Vailo has to swing a newspaper that is roughly 300 times larger than normal. However, I am even further awed when I strike a match and set the newspaper ablaze. Amidst the green flames of burning ink and yellow wisps of flames I watch Vailo run for cover. I know he or she will be back, but for now I remain atop the hill covered in smoldering ambers and ashes.

[Hamish 1,370]

Too bad you didn't know that I was behind you, just waiting to push you off the hill and claim it for myself.

[Za 164]

Well, I was in front of you and I pushed you off the hill and claimed it for myself

[Hahayoudied 3]

I claim the hill after bombing it again...

[vailo 13]

I run back onto the hill and tackle Hahayoudied off the hill. Then I make a fireproof straw house and deter foes by telling them not to come in.

[un1 41]

I will kick down vailo's house to claim the hill!! It is my hill now!!!!

-un1

[waterstreet 1]

I finally stand up from Hamish pushing me down a while ago. Now when I stand up I find Un1 is nearly standing on top of me. Like a civilized Veteran of Simtropolis we sit down and discuss the ethics of claiming the hill over a cup of tea. However, because Un1 is Canadian and I am American he remembers all too late that Americans have little ethics. To his astonishment I have thrown my cup of tea in his face, and a moment later he is tumbling like a rag-doll down the hill.

I have the hill, muhahahahaha!

[TimeMaster 4]

I grab the Unconscious un1 and throw him at the house that was recently rebuilt. The door flies open and an angry waterstreet throws him off the hill. while he is throwing un1 off the hill, I run up and kick him off. And then I rebuild the wooden fence. My house & hill now!

[Ndragonawa 37]

Me, and my army of 1.5 Billion of my Asian brethren storm the house and hill. We drag TimeMaster out of the house and throw him into a portal that imprisons him in RuneScape World 138. Then I bulldoze the hill and build an oil refinery!

MY OIL REFINERY!!

[TimeMaster 4]

!!WE NEED TO GET THE HILL BACK SO IM DOUBLE POSTING TO GET RID OF THE REFINERY!!

I am in Runescape! I grab my time machine and go to the oil refinery. Well, then I take out my wand: Imperius! All Asian brethen storm warriors come under my control. I make them stomp out Ndragonawa then I make them go away. Then, I use my wand again, and transfigure the oil refinery into a hill, with a fireproof house made out of straw. Then I make the brethen storm warriors my permanent guards. I have the hill again!