King of the hill

[Hamish 1,370]

But I don't, so I claim the hill.

[un1 41]

I am going to make more banners than hamish for my new CJ. I claim that hill.

-un1

[simmaster07 1,221]

i see the page flip bug gave me the hill

[TimeMaster 4]

Since the Papyrus Flippus Buggus was defeated my immune system, I steal Simmasters Avatar, =D/-< He goes the avatar shop, but it turns out they were robbed, so he gets trapped in china, just like I did on page one. My hill now! I eat my apple avatar an get a new one when nerdly dood trys to take the hill. It is still my hill!!

[nerdly_dood 26]

I shove TimeMaster's avatar in his face and he suffocates and dies. My hill.

[un1 41]

I destroy all of your mods so you fall off of my HILL!!!

-un1

[LironTheChick 20]

I will destroy all of your CJs, Mods and Lots so you will cry very hard until I kicked you off the hill. Now it's MINE!

[Za 164]

I promote peace and you leave to go throw up. My hill now

[un1 41]

I promote so much peice your head blows up. Like I said it is MY HILL NOW!!!

-un1

[TimeMaster 4]

 I am a ninja and kick un1 a mile and he lands on a spike pit and dies.  Its my hill.

[nerdly_dood 26]

How exactly did you manage to destroy them? There are various degrees of destroyedness... and since you didn't mention how destroyed they were I must assume that the pieces were salvageable, I reassemble my mods and the cars ram into TimeMaster, shoving him into that spike pit and dies on top of un1, then the cas make a 4-car-thick ring around the hill, which now belongs to me.

[Za 164]

I trick Nerdlydood's police cars into arresting him and giving me a restraining order on everyone who plays this game. Police are stationed around the hill to arrest anyone who comes near it

[Hamish 1,370]

I'll have to admit that now is a good time to mention that I can fly. So I take the hill, and now I have the high ground over the police.

[un1 41]

Well, I can kill birds with one stone so I kill you insted of a bird, MY HILL!!

-un1

[Hahayoudied 3]

I file a lawsuit on Un1, and take my hill back once again.

[Hamish 1,370]

I file a lawsuit to stop haha from making more lawsuits.

[Za 164]

I'm a mogul... I buy out the hill and force hamish out

[LironTheChick 20]

I will hire a forklift and lift Za away from the hill and into a railway track then a train running 360 MPH hits him, tossing him into the freeway which speed limit is 160 kph, got tossed by one of the car into a garbage dump, and he was mistaken for a garbage, and he was sent in an incinerator, incinerating every parts of him. It is my hill now.

[rct3twins 14]

I'll plant explosives under the hill and kill noypi07 then build a new hill in place, thus automatically claiming it. Then I'll build a force field around the hill so no one gets in. Then I hire 150 body guards, 75 guarding the inside and the rest guarding the outside, who will shoot anyone who comes in the vicinity, and plant mines in a 50 mile radius. Then I'll hire assassins to kill whoever manages to claim the hill, thus claiming the hill again.

[un1 41]

Uh hum, you know I'm am a Veteran so why did you bother taking MY HILL!!??

-un1

[Hahayoudied 3]

Yo, look out below!

*fires rockets from my SC4 miltary helicopter and then blows up both hills*

My hill now!

[LironTheChick 20]

How did you manage to claim the hill if you destroyed it both? I will build another hill, with hahayoudied as the foundation, he will be buried alive. My hill now.

[un1 41]

I will add more to the hill, burying you alive.

-un1

[nerdly_dood 26]

But of course my police cars are fast, so they get out of they way before the dirt covers them... so then they arrest your giant dump truck driver and surround the bigger hill and the dump truck, and with no other competition the hill is mine.

[Hahayoudied 3]

But then I showed up and blast nerdly_dood out of my way with my miltary helicopter. I then landed, and bought the hill again!

MY HILL NOW! I HAVE THE LAND DEED FOR IT!

[rct3twins 14]

And again, explosives have proved useful. My hill now!

[Hamish 1,370]

Huh, what, I have the hill.

[Za 164]

My fencer scares you all away with his sabre. My hill.

[simmaster07 1,221]

I take Za's sword and I shove it through his ears.

My hill!

[un1 41]

I knock your head off, My Hill Again!!!

-un1