King of the hill

[astronelson 339]

UN occupies hill. All weapons seized. Ownership of the hill passes to me.

[simmaster07 1,221]

In the future, your great-great-great-great-grandson will kill himself and as the villagers revolt, I take the hill.

[Chptrk 86]

Page flip bug eats you. My hill

[astronelson 339]

PFB goes away. My hill.

[+Guest]

I shove dynamite down the throat!

HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chptrk 86]

I shove lit dynamite down throat. My well thought out hill!

[+Guest]

i erase the memory of me telling how.

you never got it

[astronelson 339]

You get warned about breaking the two post rule. My hill.

[+Guest]

i move hill to moon

me win

[Chptrk 86]

The mods eat your face for breaking the two post rule again. They then give the hill to me from the kindness in their hearts. My hill

[+Guest]

i blow up everyone but me an my minions with atomic bomb

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Do you not understand the rules of this site? Break the two post rule again, you get reported. Understood?

And so the hill is now mine.

[astronelson 339]

Stops mrjoehobo from breaking the two post rule. And there was much rejoicing, and the hill was signed over to Astronelson. Astronelson's Hill.

[Chptrk 86]

An unknown, totally un-related to chptrk hacker hacks the site and deletes astronelson's account. The hill is then mysteriosly given to chptrk for no known reason. Chptrk's hill

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Navy SEALs paradrop onto the hill and take it in a bloody, overwhelming, chaotic, completely silent attack. As commander, the hill is now mine.

[astronelson 339]

Socialists infiltrate the SEALS and manage to convince everyone that obeying the orders of trainguy4449 is not a good idea, and that they should rise up and overthrow him. Astronelson seizes power over the hill in a bloodless coup.

[Chptrk 86]

Noticing astronelson and his troops are weary from battle, chptrk sends in a small strike force of Special Ops that dispatch astronelson within minutes. Chptrk constructs heavy fortifications and a decoy hill to defend hisnewly aquired territory.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I raise a band of mad locals with a huge hatrid of chptrk for destroying their bush-partying spots with a false hill. We storm the REAL hill and with the help of some flying rednecks in Cessnas, we kill all the SEALs and take chptrk prisoner, forcing him to destroy the false hill alone, and with only hand tools. I declare an eternal bush party on my new hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

After the drunken party on the hill, trainmaster423 takes a bit of a tumble down the steep slope. I take my opportunity to rush in and decare myself emperor.

[Chptrk 86]

Noticing trainguy4449 is all alone on the hill, I run up and hit him on the back of the head with a brick. My simply taken hill.

[astronelson 339]

I invert the hill's colours with MSPaint. Chptrk runs away, covering his eyes. My freaky hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I photoshop you out of the hill's picture. I ctrl+v myself in. My nerdishly-taken hill.

[Chptrk 86]

I crash your computer, ending your control of the hill. It is then given to me by dirk himself for safe-keeping. My hill.

[astronelson 339]

I save hill to CD, and your computer is infected with a mysterious virus... My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I break the CD over your head, but not before making a copy of it for myself. My freshly-rebooted hill.

[Chptrk 86]

I kick you in the shin. My hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you into the next dimension. My hill.

[astronelson 339]

I create a trans-dimensional transporter, and move the hill into another universe. My parallel hill.

[TimeMaster 4]

I follow you with a big chunk of anti-matter that it safely incased. I throw it at you and it opens when it hits you..

[Chptrk 86]

I take a drop of your anti-matter and blow up all mankind (yes, I did steal that from a song). Seeing as I had moved to a safe distance with the hill, it becomes mine by default.