King of the hill

[simmaster07 1,221]

Air spray ftw. My hill nao.

[Loney 22]

I bring in an English nazi person. As he rants about your misspelled word and distract you, I take the hill.

[Hamish 1,370]

I have a fan, therefore I claim the hill.

[katamariguy 6]

I have two fans, so I claim the hill.

[nerdly_dood 26]

I have http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aK3LO3_xQM, so I pwn all you non-AK47-rocket-launcher-wielding weaklings.

My hill.

[azndude 1]

Ha, you and you puny little weapons.

Its MY hill now.

[Chptrk 86]

I take hill under ground where you can't reach it.

Is MY hill!

[Hamish 1,370]

You forgot that I was still on top of the hill.

My hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

My A-10s just saturated the hill with cluster bombs, and my M1A2 Abrams tanks captured it. It is mine now.

I claim this hill in the name of Trains!

[Chptrk 86]

I blasted the song Panama outside the hill for 3 days until u gave up and surrendered it to me (like the US did)

IS MY HILL!

[astronelson 339]

"Accidentally " launched a nuclear missile at chptrk. My nuclear wasteland of a hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

NBC suits ftw. Them thar hill be mine.

[Chptrk 86]

Gets OJ's team of lawyers for defense

My hill again

[simmaster07 1,221]

OJ finally lost a case (not really, but oh well) and your defense time loses the suit. After you file for bankruptcy, I take over the hill.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

The hill is mine, because I am awesome.

[astronelson 339]

Awesome(astronelson)>Awesome(trainguy4449).

Ownership(Hill)=astronelson.

[simmaster07 1,221]

$this->hill("alter", "ownership", "change", "simmaster07");

PHP hill ownership. My hill now.

[Darth Apple 54]

I build a park on top of the hill(to brag.) then bust the hill in mid air, then put a bunch of fans underneath, so nobody can reach it and the hill is floating.

MY HILL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

As my helicopters circle the hill, raking it with machine-gun fire to eliminate any hostiles on the hill itself, my private V-22 Osprey lands on your floating hill and I take posession. My hill.

[astronelson 339]

Select trainguy4449, Ctrl-X, go somewhere else, Ctrl-V, select astronelson, Ctrl-C, go to hill, Ctrl-V, my hill.

[Chptrk 86]

Puts super virus, capable of inflicting any PC, Mac, Linux, and hill, on astronelson, deletes him, and places self on top of hill, with Pomerainian attack dogs for defence. My hill 

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

(Tosses steaks over the side of a cliff, which the dogs chase) My hill now.

[Nugget699 0]

I claim the hill by changing all the Signals to green.

[astronelson 339]

Builds time machine, travels back 40,000 years, and sets up village on the hill. Forward 40,000 years, discovers same village, sets up archaeological dig and cordons off the hill. My scientifically interesting hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I flood the dig site, fill it in, and construct the headquarters of Sid's Sushi Co. on top. MY CIV 4-related hill!

[Chptrk 86]

Starts playing Civ 3, Trainmaster423 gets jealous because he knows it's a better game then Civ 4, and he walks away from the hill pouting. My hill

[Hamish 1,370]

I destroy your computer. My hill again.

[astronelson 339]

Mac is bad, mkay? My hill now, mkay?

[Chptrk 86]

I start a conversation with you about how bad Mac is, and then when we are in total agreement, I bash you over the head with a sledge-hammer. My brutally taken hill!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Sledgehammer beats head, but RPG-7 beats sledgehammer. My hill.