King of the hill

[astronelson 339]

I bring protestors to the hill. Public opinion turns against you, and you are deposed. I am instated and rule fairly and justly over the hill.

[astronelson 339]

I bring protestors to the hill. Public opinion turns against you, and you are deposed. I am instated and rule fairly and justly over the hill.

[Chptrk 86]

I begin reading great tales of epic heroicness to you, and as you listen intently, I throw the book at your face, knocking you unconscious, and I reclaim what is rightfully mine, the hill.

[CLR95 11]

I run up and push you off to your death....... My hill!

[azndude 1]

I put you in a sleeper hold and push you off the the hill. The hill is mine!

[astronelson 339]

Dilbert has his hill-ownership budget cut... again. The hill is transferred to me, and I find a way to run it for free. My hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I find a way to run the hill at a PROFIT! The boss is SO pleased with me, I become the hill's supervisor.

[Chptrk 86]

Me and a bunch of hippies who relize the greed of business chase you of the hill with our s**, love, and rock n' roll, which scares away all your suites. My psycadelic hill! (censored just in case)

[astronelson 339]

Censors think that it is still too explicit, and censor you. My G rated hill.

Plus, your spelling's terrible.

[Trainmaster423 0]

"Plus, your spelling's terrible." I second that.

I become president of the FCC and have you fired. I take over your former job as National Hill Censorer. My hill.

[Chptrk 86]

Youz guyz gots some problemz with my spelling? Well, I get my Chicago mob buddies, see. And come over to youz guyzes houses, see? Line you all up on a wall and pull out the tommy guns, see. Tell youz guyz that I waz just making some typos, see. And Chicago folk don't got no accent either, see. We gun all youz down now and take the hill for ourselves, see.

[CLR95 11]

I call the police and have you arrested for murder/hill theft! The police are so happy that I led them to the mob that they give me the hill for free! My hill!

[astronelson 339]

CLR95 breaks some arcane and obscure law and the hill is confiscated. I purchase it at a police auction. My hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

Me an' some ah me buddies git tagithah an' come on up to yer 'ill an' we take it from yih an' we bilt a pub atop uh it. On accountta I led them lads tah tha top, they name me tha ownah of that hill. An if you gots a problem with me aksent, I'll kill the lot ah yah! GOD SAVE THA QUEEN!

[Chptrk 86]

I get a bunch of over taxed intellectuals and revolt against you and your Queen. We take down everyone you have on the hill and found a new, united hill, with freedom for all. They then elect me as president thanks to my war leadership. My hill.

Awesome! This post, my 331, made me a "Label Error 404"!!

[CLR95 11]

You leave the hill to protest the name of the Sears Tower being changed. My hill!

[Trainmaster423 0]

I mess with Texas, y'all, to draw you off the hill. I run to the top and claim it. My hill.

[Darth Apple 54]

you have to leave because you eat 12 bowls of spaghetti, you get so sick you have to see a doctor, My hill!

[astronelson 339]

You read your fansite all the time. While you are distracted doing that, I claim the hill.

[CLR95 11]

While you were busy reading your own CJ, I stole the hill. I took it to the bank and locked it in a deposit box. My hill!

[Chptrk 86]

Using my adorableness, I got past the guards at the bank before they could lock the deposit box. I quickly snatch the hill and run away with it. My hill!

[astronelson 339]

I am the ugliest rabbit you ever saw. You run off, covering your eyes. I claim the hill. My hill.

[CLR95 11]

You look in a mirror...... nuff said....

[Chptrk 86]

You look at his dead body. The police show up and accuse you of murder. You manage to be proven innocent, but they still lable you a creeper for looking at dead rabbits. Wait...I thought it was a squirrel! Either way, my hill.

V- You got me there. Now...I run away...a fast as I can...on all fours...

[astronelson 339]

Chptrk: As I know you read Carpathian Short Stories, you should know this. Lagomorphs scare the Nekominzoku, or, more simply, rabbits scare cats. I scare the hill out from under you. My hill.

[BKPB58 1]

Acctually,that hill was a fake one.It was a trap door.

I claim the hill next to the trap door because THIS IS MY HILL!!!!!

[Chptrk 86]

I carefully plop a few rabbits of the opposite gender on the hill, and they overpopulate it within minutes. It gets to full and your forced off of it. I then use flamethrowers from the air to kill off all the scary rabbits. My hill again.

[eddy76n 0]

I drop thermite from 6,000 feet, completely obliterating the hill. After dancing to "Yankee Doodle", I create a mountain with my semi-awesome terraforming skills, then I create a mountain fortress, completely impenetrable. I add a humongous statue of myself, then leave the fortress door open. Realizing my mistakes, I abandon the fortress and create a sub-sub-sub basement for myself, that shall remain mine forever! Mwah-ha-ha! I claim the mountain

[Duke of York 23]

I simply go to a store...Buy a firecracker throw it in a volcano . The eruption

starts an earthquake....It destroys everything sub-sub-sub under ground.

Then I incase myself in a rubber bubble on top of the Hill ....Thence forth

I install a Microphone system with speakers outside my enclosed Rubber

bubble. And I yell into the Microphone with all my might ! This is thy Hill in which I

Rule !

[CLR95 11]

You are forced into exile for using a word that hasn't been used in 500 years. My hill.