King of the hill

[Chptrk 86]

My psychidelic team of people who speak in out-dated and newly created words release thou from thy wretched hill! My totally awesomez hill!

[astronelson 339]

Thy hill be mine, and naught be thine

Fer Lolz mah hil iz, bai dezine.

[Duke of York 23]

The automatic spell check kicks you off the hill for

goofy spelling...Then I claim the hill as mine!

[CLR95 11]

You get sued by the "Automatic Spell Check Co." for not putting quotes around its name. They then give the hill to me. My hill

[astronelson 339]

Texas messes with YOU! My hill.

[Chptrk 86]

In Soviet Russia, hill takes you!...The hill then ends up in my hands after the USSR falls. My hil.

[Hamish 1,370]

Too bad that you forgot that it was my hill. SO it's my hill.

[astronelson 339]

I invade your hill with young communists who revolt against you and set up a commune. Then, when they get old and conservative, I buy it off them. My hill.

[Xyloxadoria 1,098]

Due to the bad economy. your hill underwent forclosure, and i forclosed it and now own it.

My Hill.

[Duke of York 23]

I take a bull dozier completely remove your hill put it

in a dump truck . From that point I move it to another

hidden location from which I rule the hill !

[Chptrk 86]

I sneak up behind you and break your neck. I then take the hill for my own.

[CLR95 11]

While your busy trying to stop me from nuking Atlantopia, I steal the hill. My hill

[Duke of York 23]

After I recover from my fractured neck...I take

a tranquilizer dart and stick you with it....Now it's

my Hill !

[astronelson 339]

I call the RSPCA about your overuse of tranquiliser darts in inappropriate situations. The RSPCA calls the police, and you are arrested. I get your hill as a reward. My hill.

[nerdly_dood 26]

Sorry, but your attorney is actually working for me. You won the case and Duke of York is in jail for a really long time, but only because I paid my lawyer to win the case. You will soon be getting a visit from a couple of police officers who will take you to jail pending trial for identity theft (since you aren't really Astronelson) and the murder of the real AstroNelson.

>the trial day arrives, you are convicted. Sentenced to imprisonment for 103 years, and we all know you aren't going to live that long.<

MY HILL.

[CLR95 11]

The mods ban you for real, because your reason was waaaayyyy too long! They give me the hill, because they love me! My hill!

[Chptrk 86]

The mods read this and get mad at you for thinking that they love you more then me...(Cutting through story)...A truck breaks through the warehouse, killing both you and the grandma. The talking bee then gives the war-machine that the hill used to be to me, for safe keeping.

[astronelson 339]

You cut out so much, it made no sense. So, to simplify the situation, I am given the hill.

[Trainmaster423 0]

The US government tells me to build a railroad on the hill. They give me the land, which they don't own, and the resources, which they "will pay for later", and sent a few divisions of Cavalry to kill everyone on the hill. Even the people who were surrendering. I build my railroad and put a golden tie (the wood things under the rails) at the top. MY historically accurate hill. Also, I am named president of the Not Astronelson's Hill RR.

[Chptrk 86]

I begin my own railroad system near yours, but charge lower prices. A price war erupts where we both keep lowering our prices until you go bankrupt, because I used royal funds to keep myself in business. I purchase your railroad at a very low price, and reclaim my hill.

[astronelson 339]

I start a bus line which runs to destinations people actually want to go to. You go bankrupt. My hill.

[Duke of York 23]

 I buy the resorts that your buses go to and from there fire you.

Then I create even more posh resorts on my Hill !

[CLR95 11]

the name of your resort was already trademarked by me. The resort and the hill its on are now mine. My hill!

[Chptrk 86]

I descover that you've been enslaving young children and forcing them to work in you resort. I take you to court on these grounds, and win the case easily. As part of the settlement, I take the hill and resort, and also let all the kids go. My hill!

[Korot 6]

To bad I appeal, and get the hill. King of the Hill.

[astronelson 339]

I depose you in a bloodless coup. My hill.

[CLR95 11]

I depose you in a bloody coup. (whatever that means?....) My Hill!

[Chptrk 86]

I take out a dictionary to show you that coup basically means to overthrow some kind of power. While your looking into the book, I slam it closed on your head, nocking you unconscious. I take the hill, because it's not like there was anything else to do at this point.

[astronelson 339]

Merci Beaucoup. You should really know that knocking is the correct spelling, not nocking. And in this case it's you're, not your. I claim the hill in the name of good spelling and grammar. My hill.

[Hamish 1,370]

Everyone runs on my appearance. My Hill.