Schulmania

[mightygoose 92]

takin' names lol, fantastic statistical overview.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

And the maps and flags and things, which as of now are missing from the page.:

Edit: Yech, post bug glop.

[Hester 699]

Good grief! LOOK at the numbers and Countries!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Thanks, Leech! I was just about to do that, too!

Feast on this: A new 31 picture update is now featured in Harar [link in sig]. Go check it out!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Harar seems to have eaten Schulmania again... and washed it down with most of the other CJs.

Looks good, can't wait for more!

But I think I'll pass on the KFM.

[Josh6 873]

KFM. Lol. Thats probably the funniest thing i have ever seen on simtrop.

bahahahahaha! Brilliant

[Schulmanator 5,787]

East Tenne: Going High Tech

Friendsville, the diplomatic enclave in East Tenne, has served as an incubator for exciting new ideas for Schulmania. Our scientists have developed some new inventions at the Schulmania Technology Center, located in Friendsville. The endeavor is a joint partnership of the Diplomatic Office, the Office of Military Technology, and East Tenne University.

At Diplomatic Office headquarters, excitement is high. New technology developed by Schulmania's scientists is about to be unveiled!

Down at the other end of Supreme Wirdle Boulevard, scientists are putting the final touches on the inventions they are presenting. Prince Excalibur, newly named the ruler of Tenne, will be receiving the scientists and dignitaries from allied nations.

Professor Enrico Fur Me works in his lab to finalize the precise mixture needed for one of his new inventions...

Are you curious to see Schulmania's newest inventions? They're now here!* (*Military inventions not shown, as they are classified... but we have now invented gunpowder!)

With such fabulous new inventions as these, there's no limit to our potential! And I am pleased to report that this chapter was composed on the iWirdle while listening to the SchulPod and partaking of medicinal donuts.

[Follarch 326]

Ooh! Schulmania becomes explosive! Yay for scientific progress!

[Wiecher 192]

Those cats are getting smarter and smarter... When will they take over the world?

[Hester 699]

Then Queensferry has unwittingly done Schulmania some good by forcing progress. However, if the Supreme had not been so adept at forming alliances throughout her reign and long lasting friendships with some other Lands...she would not have had a quick progress as she has enjoyed. Long Live the Supreme.

[wwetom1 831]

I'd love to try some KFM.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

I'd love to try the medical doughnuts, maybe Homer (The Simpsons) would too!

[lucky7 73]

Yeah, a technological warp ahead! By contrast to human mankind Schulmania obviously does it hte other way round: first make inventions for the public and the community, then for the military... lol This noble aproach has to be honored.

Take care and sorry for not having commented for a while,

Ren

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Interesting developments there, looks good, can't wait for more!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

The Duke Don't worry about all of that SchulmEducation... you can always copy off of my test paper! Anywho, so you are in Hawaii? Cool! Did you grow up there or move there?

Hester Perhaps if you spin it faster, more dots will appear?

penguin007 Glad to see you again! It has indeed been a long time. Welcome back to Schulmania. I hope to see more of your awesome CJ work soon as well.

Mightygoose Thanks! Always glad to have you flying in to Schulmania.

Leech10 Thanks! Just what I was thinking of.... Great minds do think alike!

Hester And a new country yesterday, Montenegro! I like the flag... it is cool. I will have to steal the coat of arms because it has a nice lion on it. Some sort of Schulmania region will have that sometime. BTW, yesterday was a record day for the flag counter - 109 new visitors and 336 total visitors. Woo hoo!

Leech10 Harar has quite an appetite. I wonder what it will have for dessert!

Josh6 Thanks! Of course, Col. Sanders would be mortified to know that his KFC has been supplanted by Schulmania's own Chicken King! (http://www.schulmania.info/commerce_files/chickenking.htm) More on Chicken King at the bottom of this post

Archean And soon we will try to put that to good use...

Wiecher LOL... they already have. But their subjugation of the humans was so subtle that it went nearly unnoticed. See this news brief of confirmation: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8147566.stm

Hester Ha! Those fools in Queensferry didn't know what they missed out on when they chose to attack instead of being friends with the furry ones.

wwetom1 LOL... or perhaps some CK?

Sirron Kcuhc Donuts... is there anything they can't do?

lucky7 We did invent gunpowder too. But, since we don't have electricity except for in Friendsville, the electronic items are powered by very small hamsters in very small exercise wheels running to generate power. I think that qualifies as green energy!

Leech10 Thanks! More is on the way... the next update is already 50% done.

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An Aside... And, speaking of Chicken King, I have an astonishing coincidence to report. I created Schulmania's Chicken King after seeing a cool logo of a chicken head with a crown on it - the one shown on the aforelinked page. As I was tooling about in my SchulMobile, I I was startled to see a real life manifestation of Schulmania's most popular business!

The Schulmania Chicken King... one of three versions in game...

And now, a real one!

So, we stopped by, had lunch, and I pulled out my iPhone to show the amused owners all about their Schulmania counterpart. They were surprised and wrote down the URL to share with patrons. I suggested that if they ever wanted to do a Schulmania-related promotion, we could certainly work something out. How cool would that be?

And, as a final CK-related treat, a reminder of Schulmania's PC Games page, where versions 1 and 2 of the Chicken King Game reside.

http://www.schulmania.info/index_files/games.htm

Bon appétit!

[mightygoose 92]

i too have chicken king in my cities. in other news consider yourself nominated.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Admiral Hestorb returns to active duty... coming up NEXT!

With MORE BLASTING and EXPLOSIONS than ever before!

[TheMentalist 9]

Hahahaha. KFM menu has to be delicious and healthy! Do you have any coffee chain in Schulmania?

[Hester 699]

THE ADMIRAL!!! YEA!!!

[jakehh 52]

*inserts starwars meme* ITS A TRAP.

[Muck308 55]

Look out Utica... Schulmania is on thegrow!

[Dumanios 35]

Watch out Queensferry, or rather, don't.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

INVASION!!

Click on the picture above... Queensferry's forces have just attacked the mainland of Schulmania!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Squish the Buggs! They can't be allowed to continue!

[830point35 8]

KFM... Funnyuk.

[zahrul3 471]

Funny edit of the Edward Munch's scream.

PS: CJ lagged so much that it froze IE!

[Wiecher 192]

Even in Queensferry they use cartoons to make fun of the enemy...

Admiral Hestorb looks good on it though...

[lucky7 73]

Oh my goodness! Another evil attack by the evil empire! They have to be stopped somehow...

Victory to Schulmania!!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The flag and globe delivery is here. I wonder if the Buggs can survive on the Moon?

[mightygoose 92]

in the name of wirdle....