Berate one image

[Terring 6,473]

Too much light! Never hear about light pollution? Something tells me that the birds in the trees will still sing even in nights, because they believe that it's still day with all those light

Mars Attack! Berate this

[nierob 6]

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

(Forgive me)

How ugly, a few towers and a bunch of tiny buildings all around. And that sea wall coast looks so bland and boring no wonder nothing is really growing around it. I can see why you have abandond buildings in your city because it is not the place to live! Your stuck on this city? No your finished, start over!

Go for it, I just about tore myself as much as possible I'll be surprised if someone gives me something new XD

WHAT IS THIS?!

YOU LEFT ON THE GRID -.-

And is that smog or sand? Or maybe you're USING the sand to hide the smog D: LIKE A NINJA =O

I can't dis a ninja :[.

So you get a 10.

Out of...

Wait for it...

...

Out of 100 :|

Keep workin' on it Ninja

Alright guys, so I HAVE A MASTERPIECE FOR YOU TO BERATE.

But you can't berate it D:

Cuz its a masterpiece.

So without further ado....

I know I know, Hold you applause

HOLY...OUCH! MY EYES!!! Have mercy!! They're burning like crazy! Those boxes, going blind..

I gotta admit though, once you get past the agonizing burning of my eyeballs, and headache, this is beautiful in a way, I just can't explain it, it lacks so much dependencies, yet the brown boxes, they're like...oh what am I thinking! OUCH! This killed the thread.

-100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000e+535352359648242/10

(Forgive me)

How ugly, a few towers and a bunch of tiny buildings all around. And that sea wall coast looks so bland and boring no wonder nothing is really growing around it. I can see why you have abandond buildings in your city because it is not the place to live! Your stuck on this city? No your finished, start over!

Go for it, I just about tore myself as much as possible I'll be surprised if someone gives me something new XD

WHAT IS THIS?!

YOU LEFT ON THE GRID -.-

And is that smog or sand? Or maybe you're USING the sand to hide the smog D: LIKE A NINJA =O

I can't dis a ninja :[.

So you get a 10.

Out of...

Wait for it...

...

Out of 100 :|

Keep workin' on it Ninja

Alright guys, so I HAVE A MASTERPIECE FOR YOU TO BERATE.

But you can't berate it D:

Cuz its a masterpiece.

So without further ado....

I know I know, Hold you applause

HOLY...OUCH! MY EYES!!! Have mercy!! They're burning like crazy! Those boxes, going blind..

I gotta admit though, once you get past the agonizing burning of my eyeballs, and headache, this is beautiful in a way, I just can't explain it, it lacks so much dependencies, yet the brown boxes, they're like...oh what am I thinking! OUCH! This killed the thread.

-100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000e+535352359648242/10

My contribution:

[JayStimson 211]

Looking at all those boxes .... did UPS go on strike ?

[lhrob 213]

All those boxes! It looks like Qbert designed that city.

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

Okay, here's my actual city, it's perfect, there's NOTHING wrong with it at all:

I had to upload 2 in order to see day and night

(with mayor rating)

-We have great health care

-Lots of roads for traffic and edu-macation

-And We even lit up the city, so it can be bright at night, and no scary darkness, that way little childs wont be afraid of dark

Alright everyone, DO YOUR WORST!

[rweather5 22]

You have too many unnecessary roads and you have a highway ending abruptly! You put four dirty coal power plants in the middle of you city. You've got a bunch of zots and your budget is a mess.

[Indiana Joe 1,750]

That shanty town looks like it's about to slide right off the bank and into the river. And what about all that ugly empty space? Where are the trees? Do you see endless fields when you walk out your front door every day?

And don't even get me started on that water. It looks like someone dumped radioactive blue crayons in it. Get a water mod for pete's sake.

Ooh this is fun I'll have to visit this thread more often

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Alright, time to get some real work here..

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

You have too many unnecessary roads and you have a highway ending abruptly! You put four dirty coal power plants in the middle of you city. You've got a bunch of zots and your budget is a mess.

But my mayor rating is fully high! lol

About that pic...

***PUKES ON SCREEN***

Maxis buildings?! Radioactive blue river, beaches look horrible, and those empty, treeless spaces, They burn my eyes!!! no trees? really?!! and I thought mine was bad..

I hope that sad excuse for a city falls into that crayon-painted river with all its sims and Maxis buildings, to be washed away, forever...

-499555.9999999/150

[Indiana Joe 1,750]

You completely just stole all my insults. xD

[airman15 4,111]

Just try to rip into this one!

[dylan88 5]

Alright, time to get some real work here..

Look at that dirt pathway! What am I supposed to do? Smash my outside mirror on the fence every time I drive though the gate? And that tree next to the building on the far right. Is it attached to the wall? Why didn't the builders just knock it down before building the house?

Just try to rip into this one!

Ugh! Look at that water. Is that even a color? And who leaves the grid on when taking a picture? Come on man! And that avenue. How is someone supposed to drive up that thing? Its got to be on a 75 degree incline!

[Higu 52]

My turn

[jag140 9]

Pssh, why is there a foundry next to a (maxis) convention center? The skyscraper is ugly and out of place and the screenshot was taken in a bad position. Build something a bit more attractive and dignified like a strip mall or steel mill. In this situation, the AutoSaurus is your friend. I'm only giving a -9 because it's the holidays.

What about this? Bring it on critics!

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

UDI Zot? Ewww. Also, please don't have the avenue suddenly end, it looks horrible.

Here's a new one from my CJ; try your best.

[wwetom1 831]

Are those ghost cars I see? This will simply not do. I could never live in a city with ghost cars! BAH!

[Mulefisk 15]

Jesus christ I can't believe the thread I created 5 years ago is still alive. Every image in the last 22 pages: Crap!

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

Mulefisk, so great to see you back!!!

[zahrul3 472]

Are those ghost cars I see? This will simply not do. I could never live in a city with ghost cars! BAH!

Too much photoshop I should say, I mean, that building isn't worthy enough of photoshop. I might just recommend you www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattle.

CHALLENGE CONSIDERED

[Xyloxadoria 1,099]

So let me get this straight, you put a single segment of curved fence between the termianl and the storage tanks, but there is no fence between the pipes and the road? What purpose does that fence even serve then? Its pretty much useless. I can just drive my car straight from the parking lot past those pipes and onto the tarmac. I could then do pretty much whatever i wanted once i was on that Tarmac. Spring break is coming up. Ive always wanted to go to Kuala Lumpur. Now i can go for free just by getting on the Lion airplane thats right there.

 

Anyway heres my picture

 

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

I simply have no words for that atrocious excuse for an image. -5/10

 

I offer Thee, a challenge! Let's see you "critics" ATTEMPT to berate this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Gurning_Chimp 398]

It's Baby's first Sim Town, you're obviously in reception/kindergarten!

 

My picture is obviously much better!

 

[Terring 6,473]

Maxis water and ground? Seriously? My town is much better

 

[clhigh7 583]

I simply have no words for that atrocious excuse for an image. -5/10

 

I offer Thee, a challenge! Let's see you "critics" ATTEMPT to berate this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looks like somebody forgot to flush. 

 

It's Baby's first Sim Town, you're obviously in reception/kindergarten!

 

My picture is obviously much better!

 

Looks like some Dubai city planners got high as a kite on meth and decided to design a city. Rising sea levels may work in our favor.

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Maxis water and ground? Seriously? My town is much better

 

Would somebody like to help me clean the vomit off my computer screen?

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

@Gurning_Chimp  Looks like the contents of a toilet bowl

 

@terring This image is so bad, it makes my eyes and EARS bleed!

 

This one's the best one yet:

[KonstantinII 1,106]

One of my best images.

[Lordyboy96 77]

One of my best images.

 

No SAM? C'mon, who has grey streets outside their house?

 

@Gurning_Chimp  Looks like the contents of a toilet bowl

 

@terring This image is so bad, it makes my eyes and EARS bleed!

 

This one's the best one yet:

 

Have you ever seen a city that has such a huge block of industrial on one side before? 

 

 

 

My contribution. I'll get you started: Look at that atrociously flat-coloured water.

 

Slate me 

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Unrealistic water indeed.

[airman15 4,111]

 

 

My contribution. I'll get you started: Look at that atrociously flat-coloured water.

 

Slate me 

 

 

First of all, why is the cursor with the price included in the picture? That's unacceptable! Second, I don't know if this is supposed to be a river or a mosquito breeding lake! And lastly, that sand on the right doesn't go with the rest of the scene whatsoever! Get rid of it and try again!