Berate one image

[Mulefisk 15]

Okay, this is an idea i've been playing around with for a while now. The idea of this thread is simple. Rather than rating images, we will be BErating images, which basically means to scold.

This is how it works: It's basically like Rate one image, only with negative feedback. You can post an image, or berate other peoples images. The only rule is No positive comments. If you want you can post a grade, from -10 to -1, -10 being the worst.

So to make an example:

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Mulefisk: you are terrible at SC4! Did you have a monkey plan all those roads? Pretty much ALL your buildings are out of place. Would it kill you to check out the STEX once in a while? Dissappointing.. Really disappointing.. -10/-10

Try to keep your comments strictly impersonal though. We don't want to start a whole bunch of drama. You should also try to add some constructive criticism.

Post here at your own risk! And remember, this is only for fun. If you're easily offended, post your image in "Rate one image" instead.

[Godzillaman 21]

Interesting...well...I'll give it a -5, still getting used to it, because there's too much repetition.

I'll have a go...sorry, it's a png though, so you'll need firefox.

[Sparks1176 1]

Mulefisk: I thought "Rate one Image" already had this thread locked up? Where have you ever seen positive feedback in their thread? lol. When you wrote that mock rating, I thought that you just had copied and pasted it from one of their threads.

[Mulefisk 15]

Godzillaman: That's pretty terrible. It's laid out in a boring grid, it's filled with no-job zots, and you've used no bats. Also, that airport is in an awful position. How are the planes going to land when there's a building right infront of the runway? If you want to improve it, I think the best thing you could do is just press "Obliterate City". Everyone who's ever read a decent CJ will thank you. -8/-10

Originally posted by: Sparks1176 Mulefisk: I thought "Rate one Image" already had this thread locked up? Where have you ever seen positive feedback in their thread? lol. When you wrote that mock rating, I thought that you just had copied and pasted it from one of their threads.quote>

Nope, I made this thread because I thought it would be a nice way for people to learn how to deal with criticism. In "Rate one image", people hardly ever get grades under 7.

[The_sanderson 6]

Good thread!When i do this on rate one image,all persons say that´s im the worst,boring,the terrible,and that LP goes to fight with me... thats the why i had to stop that right away(critics).

I dont know why all the people dont like criticize(sry,bed english),id like to see my worst points...

Ill post here and in the Rate one Image now...My photo(pretty good,except for...Or all is very bad?):

Mulefisk-Really ugly with maxis...repetitive buildings,non-editing,help!(-7/10)

GodzilaMan-Really fun to ugly all that messages..."Click or press to enter,etc and etc..."(-9/10)

Revenge me !

[NYankees24 0]

Simply terrible, you buildings are all too tall!!! and the roads are too small for that kind of mass transit, the best think you could do is attack that city with a barrage of meteor strikes, have a UFO blast it, and it will simply look good. -2/10 fo you bro!

[NYankees24 0]

OOC The_Sanderson, I am just staying in character, your pic looks good, just make the roads bigger, it looks like Milan's tiny streets or something.

[DuskTrooper 316]

These all suck. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Go and play SCS, instead of SC4, you cretins!

Hey, you asked for it.

[Cockatoo 2,262]

OMG, tis is lik sucha goood Idea for a thead Muelfisk! Leets see lik h0w manny n****s g3t caught thikning this 1s teh rat3 1 imaeg thread!

Plz Plz plz rate my pic, I vrey proud of is...!!11

^ Just 18 months ago!

Mulefisk:  That's pathetic dude, my parrot could make a better city just running up and down the keyboard randomly stamping on keys! -6/-10

Godzillaman:  Oh God! Look at that flat ugly city!  And a run-down un-realistic airport right in the middle of a city! -8/-10 Terrible!

The_sanderson:  Dude, this is Sim City- not freakin lolly-pop lane. Way to colourful and childish looking, you deserve a copy of SCS for Christmas! -5/-10

Man I feel bad for posting this now... it's just all a joke right.

[Godzillaman 21]

No seawalls!?!?!? How do you sleep at night?! Look at all the run down buildings! The river looks like my dog's many wrinkles!

I'm in the lead for worst pic...so far...

[The_sanderson 6]

Reaallyyy fun topic!

*****atoo-This camera is really horrible!My .its a maxis city,without any seawall(-10/-10)

Here´s mine:

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[Cockatoo 2,262]

Yay, I'm the first to reach -10/-10! Take that! That was my first ever SC4 Rush Hour City...

The_sanderson: Uh, look at the water mod, where did you get that? The SimCity.ea.com exchange? Terrible... and what's up with all the repetitive Maxis. -6/-10

[The_Hutt 11]

The_sanderson - Good lord. That looks like a swimming pool, not a lake. And why the hell is there a road underneath your el-rail bridge? You think Jesus drove on the water? I think not! And your laziness is quite readily apparent by the missing dependencies for your NDEX buildings. (hint: https://www.simtropolis.com/stex/index.cfm?id=11617). Good lord. And your one-way arrows are quite obnoxious.

I smitten thee! [-9/-10!

Oh, and here's mine. It's perfect, so you can't possibly find anything wrong with it.

[The_sanderson 6]

"Oh, and here's mine. It's perfect, so you can't possibly find anything wrong with it."

Perfect??Serious??Im so sorry,but in this place,the word "perfect" does not exist!

Here it is(im taking very hard,dont...)

Yourphoto-Where are the trains??A big desert station!

And in that avenue on the top seems ugly because it dividers...

Where are the seawalls,sr?

Maxis tree,my Chirst...

Textures without good combination,is it really perfect?

kkkkkkkk

(-7/-10)

[Mulefisk 15]

*****atoo: You call that an image? My 10 year old brother plays Sim City 2000, and his cities look waay better than yours. You do know that there's a place called the STEX don't you? -8/-10 Tha_sanderson: Oh. My. God. that's all im saying. -10/-10 The_Hutt: I wouldn't be so arrogant if I were you. Do you know that you can actually zone when you build cities? That's right. If you weren't so lazy you would know that it's possible to make buildings grow by themselves. -9/-10 The_sanderson: Hahaha, what is this, attack of the newbs? Go back to the hole you came from and take your cities with you. -10/-10 hay guyz hear is my new pic:

[football_fever 6]

The_sanderson:  Yeah, why *is* there a road under the el-rail?  Besides that, I hope nobody has to give directions to their workplace in that city.  It would go like this:

Guy1:  The meeting is at 4:00 at Wren Insurance

Guy2:  Which Wren insurance?

Guy1:  Just go over the bridge where the highway ends abruptly when you're across the neon blue 80's colored river, then take a right three blocks later.

Guy2:  Dude...there are FOUR Wren Insurances on that corner...

(-Doesn't deserve a rating/10) - Minus extra points for the picture being too big...

The_Hutt:  Here you see the legendary explorers Lewis and Clark as they traverse the terrain.  Luckily in this area the trees only come up to their shoulders, since they were all Maxis trees.  To their surprise, there was a small group of tall buildings simply rising out of the Maxis tree forest with nothing around them except a rigid grid of roads and an abnormally large train station for such a small settlement...

(-1803/10)

The_sanderson:  

Mom:  Susie, where do you want to go for your birthday?

Little Susie:  I want to go to my favorite beach!

Mom:  Oh, the one with the clowns and Ferris Wheel?

Little Susie: No!  The one with all the tiny Maxis trees and the big ugly green bridge at the end!

Mom:  Oh, Susie...we can't go back there.  Don't you remember your brother Timmy falling over the edge into outer space?

Little Susie: Yeah, I do.  That's why I want to go because I want to jump over the edge myself because this city is so pathetic

Mom:  Hmm...you're right...let's both jump over the edge!

Little Susie: Yaaaay!!!

(-3.14159265/10)

Edit: Mulefisk got one in while I was writing

Mulefisk:  You berate c0ckatoo for a Sim City 2000 city looking better than his...is your picture actually SC2000?  If so, you may want to let him know the tileset you're using.  It's totally rad in an early 90s sort of way!

(-1991/10)

Wow, that was fun!  A little role playing and whatnot...great idea Mulefisk.  It's like the stuff you want to say when someone's city actually is horrible...

here is the start of my worst pics...from when I tried plopping everything in my landmarks menu.  This way it just looks like part of the city is so awful that it had to be quarentined

[Mulefisk 15]

football_fever: Oh god it's like the japanese BAT thread exploded all over your city. Out of all the retarted attempts i've seen at creating sci-fi cities in SC4 yours is without doubt the worst. My favorite part is how the pillars on the biodome are coming out of various warehouses and skyscrapers. "Ah, another day at work in skyscraper nr 50867. Now time to.. WHY IS THERE A MASSIVE PILLAR GOING THROUGH MY COMPUTER?" -10/-10

[football_fever 6]

hahaha damn I love this thread

[Hiigarar 453]

[Silur 3,309]

And . pdr The_sanderson

Please make You pictures about JPG 800x600

This Zero tread with JPG more than 600[400 ...

And You must look some Omnibus section sometimes ..  .;

And I hate this ...

Thank You .....

[patriots_1228 51]

OMG this is genius-

sanderson-whats up with the black base tiles? and the maxis? This video shows you what Im thinking:http://youtube.com/watch?v=ycg_tn9lFgo

[Silur 3,309]

And I think - someone of Artists here work with more 800x500 jpg ...

I think - this is a simple deal of Mod's - and I don't see this ...

[GMT 389]

football_fever: that's like the most ridiculous town I've ever seen. a dome cutting right through buildings, a mixture of extreem-future-space-whatver-bullspit and ... just as you said: random plopping. boohoo! if I could, I'd give it a -20 of -10 points.

obliterate it! NOW!

[Deever 23]

Very interesting logic you got going here. Great thread!

Anyhoo. . .

Hiigarar - Do you actually believe that you could fit all the detail of the city in that small picture (It already lacks detail to begin with)? And look at the base of that white building, absolutely appalling. Somebody forgot the dependencies. -8/-10.

I'm looking for something for you guys to berate. . . let's see. . . AHA!

Now go on and berate. . .

. . . What the heck are you still doing, go on ahead and berate. . .

. . . Oh, you're actually interested to know what this picture is? Fine. That's my recreation of the walled city of Ba Sing Se from the cartoon series Avatar. . . well. . . what I thought it would look like at present. . . Could you blame me!? I was bored for Pete's sake!!!

[The_sanderson 6]

Footballfever - I see the poor inabitants of your city.When they go out of their city,they jump from a building...nonononoon,they fly to a building!

The skycrappers seem aroun the city,not in the center...why do u do not put in the center a suburb?It would be more ridiculous!(-8/-10)

Hiigarar-That is a suburb,a big center or what?And what is the style??This is the ? city,the new cj XD!(-7/-10)

Deever-Strange,but creative.But the center is really ugly.

"Dad,let´s go camp in that ugly maxis terrain without forest!That´s the most ridiculous camping place i´ve been see!"

(-8/-10)

Let me show my serious pic,to take a fun criticize(serious?):

[Silur 3,309]

Well, I like "The_sanderson"'s  work with his zero city - I like it for ever ....

I want give him (MR. Sanderson) about 10/10 forever and for ever  .....

This is a real  billy-goat of SC4DeLuxe = this is an unique ....

And sometimes ....  You can try and made Your pictures about 800x600 ... 

This is a real billy-goat (with no rated on Simtropolis ...), who don't understand about Your pictures from 26-12-2007 with 1024x768 ...

Billy-goat once more .....

10/10 for You ... 

OK ?

[The_sanderson 6]

I dont understande u...u sad that i am a diferent,and that is really bed and dont "understandble"?

[boon1234 9]

Don't take these seriously Sanderson.

[Explodingsims 3]

Sanderson- Gack! A tiny forested Island, w/ Redwoods?! and and Skyscrapers?

What is this, - 7/-10!

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And Here's my contribution!

[tomdapom 79]

ExplodingSim: Floating box lids are a good adition to any city skyline . I'll give u a -4/10 for that one, my friend