Berate one image

[hyperspace220 14]

Lordyboy96: Eugh! What is wrong with that water! And why is there a Simoleon icon in the bottom right corner? Unacceptable for taking images! And is that sand or a bunch of moss?

 

Best thread ever. I'm pretty sure.

 

I, unfortunately, do not have SimCity content for you to berate, but go ahead and try to berate this CiM2 masterpiece:

[Terring 6,473]

 

 

 

 

Here is my masterpiece. Do your best

 

[hyperspace220 14]

terring: What kind of grid is that? You have SMALL ROADS IN THE MIDDLE OF SKYSCRAPERS! I'm surprised there isn't a traffic rush 24/7 right there. And is one of those buildings under fire inside? Jebus, your firefighters are horrid.

 

:>

[KonstantinII 1,106]

. And is one of those buildings under fire inside?

 

That's just the color of the stained glass windows dummy.

[hyperspace220 14]

 

. And is one of those buildings under fire inside?

 

That's just the color of the stained glass windows dummy.

 

I know

I was berating the color of the stained glass that he chose. I think.

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

Here, berate this:

It's a thing of beauty :') It's my master piece!

[airman15 4,111]

Here, berate this:

It's a thing of beauty :') It's my master piece!

 

 

More like master piece of crap! I mean really, I thought for a game like this, there shouldn't be ANY repetition! And that nuclear plant in the middle of the city is just a disaster itching to strike!

 

-10,000/10

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

 

Here, berate this:

It's a thing of beauty :') It's my master piece!

 

 

More like master piece of crap! I mean really, I thought for a game like this, there shouldn't be ANY repetition! And that nuclear plant in the middle of the city is just a disaster itching to strike!

 

-10,000/10

 

Master piece of crap? lol that made my night

Where's your pic?

[airman15 4,111]

Master piece of crap? lol that made my night

Where's your pic?

 

 

I'll post one, because everyone knows that OP will surely deliver.

[SlimGenre 2]

Just try to rip into this one!

needs MOAR roads

[hyperspace220 14]

 

Just try to rip into this one!

DAT MAXIS

-1/3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333.14

[infamousjbe 592]

Just installed this street side mod . Yes/No/OMGWTFGTFO?

[airman15 4,111]

Just installed this street side mod . Yes/No/OMGWTFGTFO?

 

OMGWTFGTFO x 1500

 

I mean seriously, what is with the angled pavement? It doesn't look right! You'll give some pour soul with OCD a heartattack! *Gasp* Is that a UDI zot on the left hand side? That is a crime against Simanity! Blow the whole thing up and start all over!

 

 

Switching gears, you asked for a new photo and I delivered. Its an early screenshot showing the first versions of the MMPs I released a few months ago:

 

 

Edit: I can spel

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

That green on green? Am I tripping? Also where are those jets going, to kill some innocent Sims in a far off land? THIS IS A TIME OF PEACE AND YOU CANNOT UPSET THE ORDER DAMMIT!! -4/10

 

Also r8 dis guis, iz bttr den all dem othrs

[hyperspace220 14]

That green on green? Am I tripping? Also where are those jets going, to kill some innocent Sims in a far off land? THIS IS A TIME OF PEACE AND YOU CANNOT UPSET THE ORDER DAMMIT!! -4/10

 

Also r8 dis guis, iz bttr den all dem othrs

Wow! Nice train interchange you have there! I really like how the middle is empty. I'd like to know, are you going to build a town in there?

 

i broke the rules

[airman15 4,111]

That green on green? Am I tripping? Also where are those jets going, to kill some innocent Sims in a far off land? THIS IS A TIME OF PEACE AND YOU CANNOT UPSET THE ORDER DAMMIT!! -4/10

 

Also r8 dis guis, iz bttr den all dem othrs

Oh no! It's the infinite loop of death!

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

 

That green on green? Am I tripping? Also where are those jets going, to kill some innocent Sims in a far off land? THIS IS A TIME OF PEACE AND YOU CANNOT UPSET THE ORDER DAMMIT!! -4/10

 

Also r8 dis guis, iz bttr den all dem othrs

Oh no! It's the infinite loop of death!

 

I am glad someone else saw that there is no way out, in fact. Mwahahah!

[Lordyboy96 77]

Generic Comment #4:

 

Ew, who leaves the grid on?

 

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

Alright, THIS is my true city, my best piece

This ix a bjtiful twon, with a skool, hostital, fier stations, and evn a coleje :F

Nothiung rong wit it...

Edit: Updated pic, I used earlier pic by mistake

[airman15 4,111]

Alright, THIS is my true city, my best piece

This ix a bjtiful twon, with a skool, hostital, fier stations, and evn a coleje :F

Nothiung rong wit it...

 

 

My feelings can only be summed up in this video...

 

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

 

Alright, THIS is my true city, my best piece

This ix a bjtiful twon, with a skool, hostital, fier stations, and evn a coleje :F

Nothiung rong wit it...

 

 

My feelings can only be summed up in this video...

 

 

Hey, look on the bright side, at least didn't use maxis highways  

[infamousjbe 592]

Alright, THIS is my true city, my best piece

This ix a bjtiful twon, with a skool, hostital, fier stations, and evn a coleje :F

Nothiung rong wit it...

Edit: Updated pic, I used earlier pic by mistake

Think the name of the island speaks for itself.. lol -poo/10

EDIT: Suppose the rule is, if you berate one, you post one, so here's an update on a rural area of mine

[KonstantinII 1,106]

[airman15 4,111]

I dare someone to berate this one!

 

[robert4you 0]

From what cause I can not see some packages from SimCity? It looks like a gift package, or the cause can not be activated? waiting for response.

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

Sometimes, whenever I need a really really good laugh (the mother of all laughs) I read through this whole thread! It never gets old!   :rofl:

[Kuewr665 40]

infamousjbe: Ugh; what are those trees, Maxis? And did you get your farm layouts from pixel art?! -100000/10

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This is a amazing road bridge from one of my earlier cities plz like

[pcwhiz24 1,185]

infamousjbe: Ugh; what are those trees, Maxis? And did you get your farm layouts from pixel art?! -100000/10

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This is a amazing road bridge from one of my earlier cities plz like

 

Road bridge? How the heck is anyone supposed to even go up that 45 degree brigde?!?! That's an accident waiting to happen...

Really? Maxis trees and Highways!? ewwwww -1000000/10

[Markus J 242]

infamousjbe: Ugh; what are those trees, Maxis? And did you get your farm layouts from pixel art?! -100000/10

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This is a amazing road bridge from one of my earlier cities plz like

 

That stinks worse than a poop with pee on it rubbed with peanut butter on a hot Texas Summer day with no A/C that forgot to bush it's teeth.

 

My turn do me next!

 

[airman15 4,111]

My turn do me next!

 

 

 

That's what you get for hiring such inept road planners!  -100/10!

 

 

Now let's see someone rip into this one: