SimCity - Memes / Jokes

[Wiimeiser 445]

Not only SC related...

 

"In Super Smash Bros. 5, if you go to the final dungeon in the second story mode and do a series of convoluted tricks involving secret walk-through walls, Kimi no Yuusha's fairies and the room with the giant horde of Towtows, you can unlock the Cutie Mark Crusaders as a playable character!"

"Can't I just buy them for $300?"

[T Wrecks 10,209]

Bwahaha, that's brilliant!

[airman15 4,112]

I was fooling around in SC3KU and noticed that the game spawns a fire department helicopter for each click with the dispatch tool you make.  Curious, I wrote an AutoHotkey script for rapidfire left-clicking and gave it a try:

 

I feel this video is perfect for this picture-

 

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Boy, is that ever an old recording.

[timmie 988]

Ah, Simcity 3000, my first Simcity

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Ah, Simcity 3000, my first Simcity

Context, Timmie?  I fail to see the relevance with respect to Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries?

[timmie 988]

 

Ah, Simcity 3000, my first Simcity

Context, Timmie?  I fail to see the relevance with respect to Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries?

 

 

The context is in this thread right above Richard Wagner, the screenshots from SC3000.

[Munchiez 74]

This one described me one time in '08 haha

 

[blade2k5 1,523]

I was eating breakfast with my 10-yr old granddaughter and I asked her "What day is it tomorrow?

 

Without skipping a beat she said "It's Presidents Day!"

 

She's smart so I asked her, "What does Presidents Day mean?"

 

I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton etc., but she replied "Presidents Day Is when the President steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of BS."

 

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

This was in today's e-mail:

 

THE END IS NEAR
 
Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish in western Newfoundland,  and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road.

One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says:
"THE END IS NEAR.
TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
"Leave people alone, you religious nutters. We don't need your lectures."
From around the next curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
 
Shaking his head, Father Patrick says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa," Sean agrees, then adds, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say
 

"BRIDGE CLOSED"?

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Just saw it on a brazilian group on Facebook and found it funny

 

[Nesral Sredna 62]

Found this one on Facebook...

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Just saw it on a brazilian group on Facebook and found it funny

I hit 1,000,000 on my region that I started 2.5 years ago. I'm planning to get it to around 6 million, it does take time!

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Neat piece of image manipulation.

[former_member 665840 125]

Neat piece of image manipulation.

The only editing I did was cropping and shrinking.  However, I could have captured it on video, and I'm a fool for forgetting that I could do so (VLC can capture and record the contents of the screen to a video file, something I've successfully done in the past with the Windows desktop, Just Cause 2, and Starbound.  Never could get it to capture the respective audio though.)

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Before NAM:

After NAM:

[airman15 4,112]

^Can also apply to NYC streets vs. Boston streets..

[Haljackey 17,355]

Reminds me of this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/593ia5/two_model_trains_on_three_tracks/

[Darrius11able 728]

I sure wouldn't wanna live here, one rainy day and its over.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

[Haljackey 17,355]

Via

 

[Haljackey 17,355]

It's been over a year since a post here? This can not stand.

 

 

[TekindusT 3,809]

Great to see this glorious thread back to life!

[Haljackey 17,355]

[BossDragon 220]

Second one only applies to my city, but it's true:

 

[Haljackey 17,355]

From the SimCity 4 subreddit

 

 

[DennyFrontier 8]

sc4 by Denny Frontier

Listen here you

[Toby66 155]

One person i find hilarious in SC4 is the little emergency box with the dude telling you about it. He twitches and moves around his head and arms in some surreal whacko robot dance move way. At the same time the background for him is flashing in red like some disco lights. Like some rubbish music video for some old synth\factory band.

[Haljackey 17,355]

 

 

[Terring 6,476]