ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: It's over there.

Q: Why am I in here?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because the voice in your head told you to come here...

Q: What can an apple do for you?

[ky72x 13]

A: Provide a nice snack.

Q: What can an orange do for you?

[simzebu 20]

Taste good.

What can a cow do for you?

[cityhawk 12]

A: It can satisfy my calcium needs.

Q: What can you do for a cow?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Milk it.

Q: How many ways can you spell "it"?

[Duke87 1,070]

it

It

iT

IT

17

1t

i7

1T

I7

i+

I+

|+

|t

|7

|T

i*|*

I*|*

|*|*

1*|*

!t

!+

...

too many to count.

What do you get when you mix plastic and paper?

[iquere 2]

Good one Duke...

If you mix plastic and paper, you get mud.

Is it possible to chop wood with bad breath?

[amal81 3]

yeah, ask any beaver and he'll tell you how its done.

Why do beaver have big teeth?

[ribena 18]

So then you can regain sanity from reading "How to learn French" in French.

[Kippis05 2]

Syphax, you're supposed to answer the stupid question and then write one of your own...

Anyway:

A: Because if they didn't aliens would eat your refrigerator.

Q: What are freezers used for?

[luigiguy 1]

A:for freezing foods to be frozen

Q:why does Goofy Stand And Pluto Squat?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: That's a pretty good question!

Q: Why does the price of gas fluctuate so much?

[simzebu 20]

Because of paradigm shifts in the synergy of the sub-durral hematomas of a small bovine-like creature on Mercury.

Why do Oreos go so well with milk?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because they just do!

Q: What's that doing there?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Nothing at all, nothing at all.

Q: Where is clue #3?

[cityhawk 12]

A: If I told you, you would be cheating.

Q: Why do I have to study for a history quiz every night?

[amal81 3]

Don't you go to a School, oh I forgot you don't

why do people go to school?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because if you didn't, you would fail history class.

Q: Why do people do stupid things?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: To see the stupid results of their stupid actions.

Q: How hot is something if it is too hot to handle?

[luigiguy 1]

A: very hot

Q: how young is you

[Kippis05 2]

A: I have no idea how young I is.

Q: What is the quadrant of a groflard when you add in a troflet and a plusnant?

[Pirates29 0]

A: Something totally out of the ordinary

Q: Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Not really, but I'm sure I could figure it out.

Q: Where is Jupiter?

[luigiguy 1]

A: At a place a place where you get more stupider

Q: why am I sitting here typing a stupid question?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: To continue the game.

Q: How stupid can a question be?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Anything within the range of 42.

Q: Why isn't it opposite day?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because it is opposite day.

Q: Why is it 9:29 PM EST?

[Pirates29 0]

A: Because that is what the time is

Q: When is Halloween?

[amal81 3]

Before 1st November and after the 31st October.

Why would you want to know other's real names?