ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[iquere 2]

A: Because I have no idea what a spork is, I'll say it was the spork.

Q: How old is Mt. Everest?

[ky72x 13]

A: 9 and a half.

Q: How tall is that tree over there?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: As tall as you percieve it to be.

Q: What is that man symbolic of?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Beef Jerky, mmmm...

Q: What is food?

[ky72x 13]

A: The meaning of life.

Q: Where are we?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Wherever we stand.

Q: Why is there an alligator on top of that skyscraper?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: He wanted a better view.

Q:Why is there an alligator in my room?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Wait, where'd it go?

Q: What is the meaning of life as we know it?

[amal81 3]

We have not been able to know the truth behind it so far.

Why is the meaning of life so important?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because we should know why we live.

Q: Where did you put your knife?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: In my pocket. Ouch!

Q: Why are your eyes open while you read this?

[SimLord the Great 0]

A: It dosn't matter, I can't see either way.

Q: What good does a spork serve when there is already a spoon and a fork?

[iquere 2]

A: It's cute.

Q: What is a year?

[Kippis05 2]

A: 365 days 52 weeks, a bunch of hours, minutes, and seconds...

Q: What's in a name?

[amal81 3]

Nothing

whats in a last name?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Whatever is not out of a last name.

Q: Where can I find one of those things?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Wherever things are sold.

Q: Where were you tomorrow?

[iamthouth 0]

A: The place I went to after today.

Q: Why do I stay up when I'm sleepy?

[Kippis05 2]

A: I was doing something on the day after tomorrow, but I can't remember..

Q: When is never?

[iquere 2]

A: Never.

Q: Why are you screaming?

[collgab 10]

A: Because i'm not

Q: why am i not screaming?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because there is no reason to scream right now!

Q: What is up with the sun?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Nothing, actually it's kind of down right now.

Q: When do I have to go back to work?

[amal81 3]

You go back to work, right now....or I am gonna fire you!

Why should vigilante get back to work?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: So he doesn't get fired!

Q: Why do I always end up with orphaned socks after I do the laundry?

[ky72x 13]

A: Because the other ones ran away.

Q: Why is it so dark outside?

[amal81 3]

May be the outside belongs to the dark side.

Why are Jedi good and sith bad?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because the Force made it that way.

Q: Why don't more people play the forum games?

[iquere 2]

A: Because they're boring. (...not!)

Q: Why are there monkeys in your closet?

[Crazy_Carrot 0]

A: They're in my closet because they like fashion.

Q: Why does sheep make so funny sounds?