ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[amal81 3]

there is a new one created every second...so count it for your self.

Why are some animals more equal than others?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because the pigs said so. (I get the reference!)

Q: What book am I talking about?

[iquere 2]

A: Dummies for Dummies for Dummies.

Q: How many years is a century

[coolotter88 2]

a century of years silly.

whats your iq anyway?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Well over 140.

Q: Did I ever actually take an IQ test?

[amal81 3]

^ you getting my reference...Lol..no wonder you have a 140+ IQ!

I dont' know may be I should ask your therapist.

Why is IQ very important?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: So people like me can brag about scoring a 172 on the Binet-Raamsey Test.

Q: Why don't they make a live action "Animal Farm" movie?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because the animals weren't offered enough money to do the movie.

Q: Where can I find something in the world?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Nowhere!

Q: When did the aliens abduct you?

[clemacetc 0]

A: Tomorrow

Q: What is a book?

[amal81 3]

something that keeps me busy.

What is a paperback?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: I don't know... ask someone else.

Q: What is the answer to this question?

[cityhawk 12]

A: 42!

Q: What is the meaning of ?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: I'm not sure, but I think it's the opposite of

Q: Where can I get a ?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: On ST!

Q: Can you catch a rabbit with your bare hands?

[clemacetc 0]

A: no

Q: Who is a man that is red all over with blue dots?

[amal81 3]

The Devil in a blue disguise

Who is Damian?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: My nephew.

Q: Why do good things happen to bad people?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: No reason!

Q: When will we learn?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) with the way people are? Beyond never.

Q) If you went into a restaurant with a sign that said "no shirt, no shoes, no service" with no pants on (but with a shirt and shoes on) would they have to serve you?

[JWUT 2]

A) They would serve you a court summons!

Q) can I have $200?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: No!

Q: Can I have 200$?

[scrap104 0]

A: Maybe

Q: Does the quick brown fox jump over the lazy dog?

[cityhawk 12]

A: No because it trips on a root in front of the dog, which causes him to plow right into the dog and hurt both of themselves.

Q: Do you "Do the Dew"?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: No, do you?

Q: Where can I get a can ok Coke?

[owenluby 1]

a: at a butcher

q: what time is it?

[amal81 3]

I dont know but its got to be either AM or PM.

Why are you ansering this?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: To keep the game moving.

Q: What's the question?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Not this, because this is an answer!

Q: Why are you so mean?

[raul39 0]

A: cause someone was bieng mean to me!

Q:were did I leave my $20 bucks?