ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: You get a meal fit for a king!

Q: Why are we all asking questions about food?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because we're HUNGRY.

Q: When is dinner?

[ky72x 13]

A: Right...about...NOW!

Q: When is lunch?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Tomorrow.

Q: What is LovePixel?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Something to do with Mikeaut1's new game.

Q: Why am I tired at 15 minutes after midnight?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because it's late.. GO TO BED!

Q: Why am I here?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because you have nowhere better to be.

Q: what is the nature of the universe?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: 42

Q: Where did that come from?

[simzebu 20]

The Hitchhiker's Guide. I forget which book it was, though.

Can you hear me now?

[MadTV_Freak 0]

A: Yeah, but I don't see you..

Q: Why do people who try to PWN other people spell dumb as "dum"?

[luigiguy 1]

A: because their dum-dums

Q: why is Pizza so yummy?

[amal81 3]

I like it yummy

what is a dumbass?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Perfect setup here, but if I said anything, it would be rude!

Q: Why is there a pizza place near my house called "1 for 1 Pizza"?

[ky72x 13]

A: Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the other letters and numbers off the sign.

Q: Who wants to eat a bucket of ants and termites?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Not me!

Q: Why are we so obsessed with food?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Only you are.

Q: Why does "The Never Ending Story" end?

[ky72x 13]

A: Because Chuck Norris ended it.

Q: Why do dollar bills smell funky?

[amal81 3]

its the smell of mint silly!

What is a mint?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: It isn't what you think it is.

Q: Who doesn't have an accent?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: I don't.

Q: Do you have an accent?

[TinySim 4]

A: I don't.

Q: Is it really true?

[owenluby 1]

A: If the cheese is green then, well, yes.

Q: Why do people cry?

[amal81 3]

must be the damn onions!

what is a smiliey?

[nealos101 20]

Three types of lettuce, 6 toppings of cheese, 66g melted butter, two acorns and about 1,000 m&m's!

Are you a god?

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

No.

What is 42?

[iamthouth 0]

The house 16 houses down from Tony's house.

What stupid thing will my boss ask me to do today?

[nealos101 20]

Would you like a rediculous pay rise and a really cool operations desk?

If you were a goat, what the heck would you do with yourself?

[amal81 3]

I would eat grass with cheese on it.

What would you do first if you were Miss Universe?

[iamthouth 0]

Ruffle D. Trumps hair.

What would you do after retiring as the greatest F1 driver ever?

[Kippis05 2]

Start hitting the F1 key on my keyboard and wonder why the race hasn't started yet.

What are 2 peas in a pod?

COOL! MY 2121st POST!