ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[brodequin666 2]

A: They are the alien eyes on the planet earth

Q: Why is 9/11 so important to New York?

[The_Family_Guy 2]

A. How am i supposed to answer that without offending anybody....

Q. Why?

[brodequin666 2]

Because that person said so

Why not?

[iquere 2]

A: Because I said so!

Q: How many tomatoes are there in an average store?

[amal81 3]

15,45,987,323.87

how many eggs does it take to wash your hair?

[sanantonio 0]

none if youre bald.

when is a door not a door?

[Shinnie02 17]

When you run into it and find out there is no door..

What is a person?

[amal81 3]

Generally the third one...

what is the ultimate doom?

[iamthouth 0]

A day of religious fantasy...........

When will the next version of Simtropolis come out?

[Shinnie02 17]

When The world goes into chaos and the apocalypse is coming, the mighty dirk will save us all by showing us the gateway to simtrop heaven version 10424.42. Nah i really don't know

When will simcity become 3d?

[The_Family_Guy 2]

When the world becomes 2d.

What!?

[amal81 3]

The hell

Who?

[Kippis05 2]

are you talking about?

When is it never ever never ever ever never ever never ever twice removed by a spatula?

[Shinnie02 17]

When you've got yourself a flamethrower...

Where am I?

[ky72x 13]

A: In Paris, France.

Q: What is the purpose for fire hydrants?

[amal81 3]

Landmarks for dogs to pee, if they feel like.

What are electrical poles?

[luigiguy 1]

A: things that are electrical

Q: what is a globe?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) a round thing painted to look like a map of Earth.

Q) Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

[BtradI1 0]

A. Yeah, it's in the fridge

Q. Why are we asking stupid Questions?

  

[Shinnie02 17]

A. Because Its good for your dog

Q. What food should i be feeding my cactus??

[amal81 3]

probably something which is not thorny.

Wow, are you for real?

[PavSek 1]

A: Oh...It's hard one! I don't know

Q: Why my mum is cooking a soup now?

[iamthouth 0]

In preparation for winter.

Why do so many CJ's have Roman names?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because the Roman Gods are controlling us all!

Q: Why do people have hair on their heads?

[Shinnie02 17]

A: Because they like to keep their toast warm

Q: Why do cars run?

[iamthouth 0]

Because they can't swim.

Why is bellybutton fluff blue?

[amal81 3]

May because the roses are red.

What is a warm fuzzy fluff?

[Shinnie02 17]

A: Something thats not cold, clear and not dusty

Q: What is a potato?

[iamthouth 0]

Not an answer on Jeopardy?

Why do munks always dress in capes/robes?

[amal81 3]

Because they hide something underneath.

What is a cloakable clock?