ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because an invisible man pulls their tails.

Q: How do I make myself invisible?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Just disappear.

Q: Why does Skyfire want to be invisible?

[cityhawk 12]

A: To get away from the mods before they catch him for spamming!

Q: Why do I have homework on the second day of school?

[iquere 2]

A: Because the teachers are evil. (seriously, they are)

Q: How many toes does a virus have?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: The answer depends on how evolved that bacteria is.

Q: What letter comes after 'B' in the alphabet?

[amal81 3]

Let me see...it has to be D or K...not sure though

Why do you need to know alphabet?

[yankees36 0]

A: Because then you cant read the forums on ST!

Q: Can pigs fly?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Only if they drank Red Bull

Q: Does Red Bull really give you wings?

[Equilibria 16]

A: For the split second before someone else driks one (there's only one pair).

Q: Why do they make pennies?

[yankees36 0]

A: One day some guy got bored

Q: Why is the sky blue?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: This isn't science class. So next time you're in science class, ask it there.

Q: Why doesn't anyone I know listen to good music?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: They do... you just don't know good when you hear it. (no offence)

Q: How do you actually pickle a pig?

[ky72x 13]

A: Put a pickle on a pig.

Q: How much is half a penny worth?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: It's worth a spoonful of gasoline.

Q: If gas costs so much, why do people still drive in Hummers?

[iquere 2]

Sorry, double post...

[iquere 2]

A: Because they never had math in school.

Q: How often does pigs fly?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Once in a blue moon!

Q: Do you know who you are?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: No.

Q: Who am I?

[ky72x 13]

A: Yourself.

Q: Where's the bathroom?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Wherever is farthest from you when you have to use it the most.

Q: What is cheese?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: I can tell you what it's not, but I don't think you'd want to know.

Q: Where can I buy some dilitium crystals?

[Pirates29 0]

A: The jewelry store

Q:Is that where you buy dilithium crystals?

[FreewayofFlight 41]

A: If it wasn't, you could find it at Wal-Mart!

Q: Can you find everything at Walmart?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Everything except for those hydrogen bombs... but Wal-Mart's considering a discount line of those.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad Wolf?

[Miserygut 0]

A: The three little pigs... Red riding hood... The list goes on and on, something needs to be done about this 'big bad wolf'. Who is he? Find out next, live on CNN!

Q: Why do Fox and CNN lie about the news?

[amal81 3]

Coz they are born liers...

Why do people even watch news channels?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because their brains rot of conservatism.

Q: If your brain rots of conservatism, why doesn't it rot of liberalism?

[TinySim 4]

A: There's now liberalism on news channels

Q: NEDM?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: DDSJSIOC!

Q: What number comes after 100?

[cityhawk 12]

A: 111

Q: Where is the world?