ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The_Family_Guy 2]

A. The moon ate it.

Q. Where is my dignity?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: In my back pack.

Q: Where did I put my trusty tricorder?

[cityhawk 12]

A: In my trusty goodie bag!

Q: What was that sound?!

[amal81 3]

What sound...oh that was just a breeze going thorough.

What is Football?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Not the same thing in the rest of the world as it is in North America.

Q: Why do North Americans call their game football, when feet aren't used very much anyways?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because the ball is one foot long.

Q: Why do they call a football a pig-skin?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because slobs play football (J/K)

Q: Where were you on the night of tomorrow?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: At work.

Q: What is hate?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Hate is a small ember that can grow into a conflagaration which will consume everything.

Q: What is love?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Something that some people have no respect for.

Q: What is "supercalafragelisticexpialadoches"?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: I have no idea, ask Mary Poppins.

Q: How much is too much?

[amal81 3]

Not as much as this much.

Who is Mary Poppins?

[clemacetc 0]

A:The lady of the hour.

Q:What is a torus?

[ky72x 13]

A: A Ford Taurus that collided with a bus.

Q: Where am I?

[amal81 3]

Not in a Lexus I assume.

What is a golf cart?

[iquere 2]

A: A cart that likes to play golf

Q: Why am I sleepy?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because you are tired.

Q: What can I buy with half a nickel and two thirds of a dime?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: I don't know, but Wallmart has it.

Q: Why do you make me think about fractions in the morning?

[amal81 3]

Probably some junk! I enjoy seeing people suffer.

what is a junk yard war?

[ky72x 13]

A: Junk at a yard that declares war.

Q: What does "QKLGZAS(RE!#%vfM,.!@123" mean?

[cityhawk 12]

A: It means @$^#*&$$%^@^##^!

Q: What is an imagination?

[raul39 0]

A: it's the thing that gives you ideas for sc4

Q: why are sunday's boring and saturday's fun

[The_Family_Guy 2]

A. Because it's a Commandment

Q. Why did the dinosaurs die out?

[ky72x 13]

A: Because I ate them.

Q: What does "fglyeplkgymxzsasimbhurytwre" mean?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Nothing.

Q: What is a wolf?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Something that you use to scarf down food.

Q: Why...is...this...happening...kahgifoigw[trhgtp9tarturwtu94q4u3895ruj5 4q99q4ut88q48tg?

[ky72x 13]

A: It's happening cause I started it.

Q: What do plants, dry dog food, and 341 cans of soda have in common?

777th Post!

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: The fact that there is someone in the world who will eat all three.

Q: What does one get if they mix some flour, milk, brocolli, motor oil, and stones together... then bake at 350 F for 35 minutes?

[amal81 3]

a big explosion.

Why do you hate broccoli?

[ky72x 13]

A: I don't. The guy sitting across from me does though. Ask him.

Q: What happens when you mix 14 bags of dog food, 17 steaks, 54 string cheese sticks, 67 eggs, 4 sticks of butter, 2 gallons of milk, 48 cups of sugar, 167 teaspoons of salt, 24 whole cloves of garlic, and 98,652 chocolate chips together?