Queensferry ---> WINNING

[Mymyjp 1,052]

 

in...sa...ne...lol

 

Sorry BuggUla, as a new member of this site, you have unfortunately failed to attract me in your corner...no matter how much you say "we love you!"...kinda creeps me out...lol

Plus, I prefer the kitten over the spider *shivers*

 

 

Hmmm.... it sounds like all you need is some Queensferry hospitality! Why not sit back and enjoy this refreshing beverage whilst we commence your reeducation...

 

 

 

LOL! I have no idea on how to reply to that...except...really? lol

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

SPIDERS ARE NOT BUGGS!  We're arachnids, we're different.  We're better, we eat the bugs/Buggs!

[BuggUla 405]

SPIDERS ARE NOT BUGGS!  We're arachnids, we're different.  We're better, we eat the bugs/Buggs!

 

 

Au contraire, mon frere!

 

 

 

 

 

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA!

[airman15 4,111]

You will never defeat our cause!

[Hester 699]

 

 

in...sa...ne...lol

 

Sorry BuggUla, as a new member of this site, you have unfortunately failed to attract me in your corner...no matter how much you say "we love you!"...kinda creeps me out...lol

Plus, I prefer the kitten over the spider *shivers*

 

 

Hmmm.... it sounds like all you need is some Queensferry hospitality! Why not sit back and enjoy this refreshing beverage whilst we commence your reeducation...

 

 

 

LOL! I have no idea on how to reply to that...except...really? lol

 

LOVE that reply!!!!

[BuggUla 405]

Queensferry will give your city the most beautiful and distinctive skyline...

 

 

Now removing disloyal elements...

 

...to replace them with new and improved Drone Habitation Units (DHUs). DHUs offer the best housing for your citizens. Their love for you will only be equalled by their loyalty to the greatest leader ever... BUGGULA. All hail Buggula! All DHUs will be provided free of charge by Queensferry... because we love you! All hail Queensferry! Life will be serene and prosperous thanks to the Onimay-themed wallpaper provided as a housewarming gift in every DHU. Success and joy will be instantaneous! All hail victory!!

[jmsepe 2,038]

This is urban renewal? Sounds like fun to me. Whoops. Did I actually say fun, what I meant was freaking undeniably notorious. 

[airman15 4,111]

Why destroy something that is still useful? Did that escape the minds of your so-called "Engineers"?

[BLANKBLANK 4,414]

Queensferry must be communist.

[RipRap 4,400]

Horrible urban planning.

[Odainsaker 2,134]

I suppose it does fit, however..."Urban Renewal" as a term acquired a negative connotation as many urban renewal projects were targeted at clearing away disruptive or struggling minority neighborhoods and replacing them with more easily controllable Brutalist plazas and concentrated residential projects isolated away from the new, cleansed city center.  The practice in the U.S. was actually derided by critics as a cynical euphemism for "Black Removal."  Nowadays, we like to say "Neighborhood Revitalization," though socio-economically through gentrification, this often still ends up meaning the same thing.

 

Communist states were even more notorious in demolishing old neighborhoods of the intelligentsia, the bourgeoisie, or reminders of the previous regime, replacing all of them with ugly, proletarian vanity projects.

 

Urban Renewal in the real world is what we do to the politically powerless.  Amusingly, in SimCity, we no longer even need to fuss over social politics, for Urban Renewal is an act of pure whimsy, limited only by our budgets or money cheats!

[airman15 4,111]

Amusingly, in SimCity, we no longer even need to fuss over social politics, for Urban Renewal is an act of pure whimsy, limited only by our budgets or money cheats!

 

Too true! It seems the only industry that really thrives in SimCity is the Demolitions industry. While Farley's Foundry bites the dust every few years, there is still work for sims in getting rid of the abandoned building, I suppose.

[BuggUla 405]

Why destroy something that is still useful? Did that escape the minds of your so-called "Engineers"?

 

 

Creating hives for our drones is far more useful. And, specially designed hives infused with devices and substances to help our beloved drones become more loyal and obedient are the most useful structures possible. Why would any drone want to live a life of disconnected darkness when they could bask int he warm glowing warming glow of the love of BuggUla. ALL HAIL BUGGULA! 

 

 

 

Queensferry must be communist.

 

 

Queensferry is too perfect for communism. ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY! Undying devotion to BuggUla is our philosophy!

 

 

 

 

Behold the power of BUGGULA!!! Queensferry is the greatest in the universe!!!! ALL HAIL VICTORY!!!!

[naftixe 131]

The Falcone Family of Gotham offers their friendship and appreciation for your obviously gracious concern for the betterment for your peoples. Even though, they think they know what will make their lives better, you constantly show them love, that you really know what is best for them. True love from the cradle to the grave! The Falcone Family hopes to exchange favors in the future. Salut!

[BuggUla 405]

The Falcone Family of Gotham offers their friendship and appreciation for your obviously gracious concern for the betterment for your peoples. Even though, they think they know what will make their lives better, you constantly show them love, that you really know what is best for them. True love from the cradle to the grave! The Falcone Family hopes to exchange favors in the future. Salut!

 

Welcome, beloved friends! A reception will be held in your honor!

 

 

 

Our friendship will be filled with everlasting joy and rewards beyond the imagination. Welcome to the hive! We love you!

[jmsepe 2,038]

OMG. The world is going crazy now. Run! Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband!   

[RipRap 4,400]

"Welcome Center" is misspelled. Must be a legit place</sarcasm>

[BuggUla 405]

"Welcome Center" is misspelled. Must be a legit place</sarcasm>

 

 

Legit, indeed. Come in and enjoy a complimentary slice of Uncle John's world famous homemade seven layer "apple" cake with us!

 

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[jmsepe 2,038]

OMG. Even English in Queensferry is ferocious. I can't believe this. 

[RipRap 4,400]

That's the first time that I actually saw Bugg say "legit"

 

Also, no apples for me... or onimay.

[BuggUla 405]

Queensferry eliminates taxes!

 

Need yet another reason to love us? BuggUla, it is divinely inspired divine wisdom, has devised a strategy to eliminate all taxes for our beloved drones! 

 

 

Your beautiful home, like the typical one shown above, can be totally tax free! Thanks of course to the scientists at BugguLabs!

 

 

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA

 

 

We have installed these devices everywhere. Now, we have more revenue than ever! So, taxes have been eliminated!!!

[Huston 5,798]

There must be something EVIL underlying in all of this taxlessness. EVIL PLOT I SAY!

[naftixe 131]

Better than plopping quarters in the toilet stall door lock!

[BLANKBLANK 4,414]

So instead of paying taxes does that mean your government will coin all available money and capital, enough for both government operations and sufficient capital to give to your central bank so that it can distribute the capital for banks to loan- with zero interest?

[jmsepe 2,038]

I don't seen anything here except that fact that Queensferry is desperate to have more people migrate to their territory. What's next? 100% subsidized health care, education, housing and food? Yeah, keep the advertisement up! 

[BuggUla 405]

ENJOY THE FLAVORS OF THE HOLIDAY!

 

 

NEW! Turkey flavored Onimay infused holiday rations! Straight from our heart to your table!

 

[jmsepe 2,038]

HUH? Queensferry celebrate holidays? That is something new. 

 

[Compdude787 916]

Yeah, 'cause a Communist country definitely loves its citizens...only when they agree with them, of course.

[RipRap 4,400]

Last time I heard, food eats you at Queensferry during the holidays.

[Hester 699]

I agree. Food eats you, not the reverse. No way I would eat anything there! Especially Oil of Onay!