Queensferry ---> WINNING

[airman15 4,111]

I'm very sure the flowers are supposed to be alive when I receive them..

[BuggUla 405]

NEW!! Our secret factory has developed exploding cans of tuna. Guess where we are sending them!! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

 

 

 

 

 

 

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA!

 

[RipRap 4,400]

No tuna cans from Queensferry!

[Mymyjp 1,052]

this sounds "fishy" to me....

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Well, we won't be importing anything else from Queensferry into Port Matthew after the whole Neko-Blaster fiasco... (or more accurately, allow it to be smuggled in...)

[airman15 4,111]

Secret factory? Are you sure you're supposed to be giving away classified details like that to just anyone?

[jmsepe 2,038]

Tunas? 

 

Last time I checked Queensferry can't even afford producing tuna.   This is government is desperately in need for reality potion. 

[BuggUla 405]

We are thinking about selling the beloved, iconic, sacred 1313 Mockingbird Lane BuggUla Palace!

 

This masterpiece would be a great home for any loyal drone... such as you! What would we do with the proceeds? BuggUla needs and deserves a bigger and more sumptuous abode from which to rule the world. Our workers are busy building it now. ALL HAIL BUGGULA! So, this one would become surplus. Unless, of course, our beloved citizens are so emotionally attached to the palace that they take up a collection and buy it, turning it into a museum of love and devotion. Which, of course, they will do. ALL HAIL QUEESNFERRY! We're having an open house for interested buyers this weekend from 2-5 PM. Come see the place... and bring lots of cash!

[RipRap 4,400]

Queensferry is on default HA! Hahahahahahahaha

[Hester 699]

I hope someone smuggles in a grenade or something.  Where's the Arch Duke when you need him?  

[BuggUla 405]

Our troops have leveled yet another enemy town...

 

 

 

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA

[airman15 4,111]

Are you sure that's not just one of Queensferry's own cities that the country failed to perform regular maintenance on?

[Hester 699]

Yeah.  What airman 15 said.

[Hester 699]

I wonder what the Arch Duke is doing these days?

[Hester 699]

How is the war going?

[RipRap 4,400]

White flag is visible in the distance eh? Or is queensferry plotting something sinister again?

[Hester 699]

I think the white flag IS a sign of an evile plot.  NO way they are giving up.  Things have been seemingly quiet only because they had run out of ingredients t make Uncle John's Apple Cake and more importantly Oil of OnniMay! 

[BuggUla 405]

Don't worry about us... we've just been hibernating...

 

 

And now, we're back to finish the job!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hester 699]

While hibernating, I hope you and the Arch Duke have some good ideas to punch BuggUla's clock! !

 

[jmsepe 2,038]

Oh well, it needs to take time to recover from their recent default.   Call me when you need cash, I might have a few remaining coins in the pocket. 

Seriously, looking forward for the future updates. 

[BuggUla 405]

Just to clarify, oh ye who have been brainwashed by foolish feline propaganda, our sale was not because we are short on cash. After all, our treasury is overflowing with the fruits of our many beloved citizens' happy labors. The plan was to dispose of surplus property and develop a new and more modern hive... a Hive of The Future! And, the future is us! All hail Queensferry! The future is our beloved leader, the immortal Buggula. All hail Buggula! We are invincible! Triumph is inevitable! Surrender now to avoid certain doom! All hail victory!

Additionally, all rumors of battlefield defeats at the hands of inferior felines are lies. We have triumphed in every contest to date. We have simply repositioned our forces to focus on key assets near the coast. We have not abandoned our lawfully obtained territories in the mountains and piedmont areas. We have simply pacified them to the point that troops are no longer needed. Any feline activity in the vicinity is simply incidental.

For you doubters, proof of our superiority in every aspect is shown below:

[raynev1 1,886]

Cool entry .  All hail Buggula! 

[jmsepe 2,038]

OMG. I knew it. This is all just Quensferry Propaganda! Hahaha. 

[Hester 699]

You can't trust them even one iota. I bet all the felines are escaped from there now. 

[Hester 699]

Buggula......we laugh...we don't quake with fear.  Smoke that in your pipe!

[raynev1 1,886]

Show no fear .