Queensferry ---> WINNING

[BuggUla 405]

New! From BugguLabs!

 

 

 

 

But wait.... there's more!

 

Behold the fabulous new headquarters of Conquest International, our new public-private partnership to enhance the subjugation and buggification of inferior cultures. 

 

 

We remember the immortal words of the great 20th century philosopher Barney: "Sharing is caring". We love sharing. And we love Barney. And we love you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA!

[Hester 699]

 um, no slice of "apple cake" for me, thanks.

[airman15 4,111]

What a very ugly and dangerous infrastructure you got going on there! It's safer to live near Mos Eisley than it is to live here.

And DON'T get me started on Barney!

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

MY EYES!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!

[RipRap 4,400]

Since when did we Barrney? And we you?

 

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Additionally...

American Barney: I love you, you love me.

Queensferry Barney: I hate you, you hate me.

[BuggUla 405]

At the seat of power, 1313 Mockingbird Lane...

 

 

BuggUla: Our reports indicate that there is still discontent amongst our feline subjects. They have not yet accepted our warm loving love. And we get way too much bad press.

 

Minion #1: I agree, Majestic Overlord. The press is our enemy.

 

BuggUla: SILENCE! We need to lower their resolve so we can finish the elimination process...

 

Minion #2: Oh Great One, may I humbly offer a suggestion?

 

BuggUla: It had better be a good one or it's The Swatter for you.

 

Minion #2: I suggest, Oh Loving Supreme One, that we try to soften our image and be less like conquerors and more like BFFs.

 

BuggUla: Hmmm...

 

Minion #1: The press is still our enemy though.

 

Minion #3: Perhaps we can use the press to help us undermine the stubborn feline resistance and bring us the overwhelming victory which is our birthright!

 

BuggUla: Maybe we will indeed use the press to soften our image... and weaken the steely resolve of our enemy. Bring in my senior military advisers... we have a plan to make!

 

 

[insert ominous music here...]

[RipRap 4,400]

I don't think you'll be soft enough unless you remove all your fangs and stings.

[airman15 4,111]

Even Headcrabs are friendlier than the bugs!

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Now, I have to deploy thousands of goliath bird eating spiders to devour every single bugg there.

[BuggUla 405]

 

CONSULTANT'S REPORT  - FINAL VERSION

 

How to improve our image with the recalcitrant felines in the occupied zone...

 

Simple - change the terminology we use on subject populations to make it sound all happy and cheery. They will fall for it and embrace our warm glowing warming love at last! Here's the changes we propose:

 

Occupied Zone Name

WARPATH SATRAPY ---> PEACEFUL JOY DISTRICT

Military Overlord's Title

MILITARY GOVERNOR AND COMMANDANT ---> BELOVED MENTOR

Occupying Military Forces & Government

MILITARY DIRECTORATE ---> HAPPINESS AMBASSADORS

 

We also recommend a new flag (free of weapon and death symbolism) and a cuddlier governor to serve as a figurehead. See the cheery one below:

 

 

Our selection for Beloved Mentor of the Peaceful Joy District: I. Ron Butterfly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4g-wx2Y_wg

 

Proclaim these changes across the land and soon the puny felines will give up their worthless resistance and embrace the love of Queensferry!

 

ALL HAIL BUGGULA!

[RipRap 4,400]

Good try, but no.

[airman15 4,111]

All you're doing is putting a smiley-face sticker on a T-Rex! We can still see through your lies!

[Hester 699]

BuggUla, it's no use.  NO one believe you but Benedict!   :kitty:

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Hey it worked for the Japanese in WWII.  They conquered almost all of East Asia and called it the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere and all the other countries just gave up and fell in line.

 

Wait, that's not right.  We showed up and kicked some booty, and NOW we're all friends because USA!  USA!  FREEDOM.

 

So, BuggUla...  Like, where's the FREEDOM?  Maybe you need America to come stomping up with its B52s and nuclear-powered warships.

[Huston 5,798]

A L L  H A I L  B U G G U L A

[airman15 4,111]

By the way that flag needs some different colors. Superman can press charges for stealing his color palette!

[Hester 699]

By the way that flag needs some different colors. Superman can press charges for stealing his color palette!

 

And I hope Superman DOES!  How DARE BuggUla!

[BuggUla 405]

A L L  H A I L  B U G G U L A

 

 

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

 

Another convert! WE LOVE YOU!!!!

[RipRap 4,400]

Nooooo! Kyle, we hate you

 

[BuggUla 405]

 

HEE HEE HEE! MERRY BUGGMAS!

 

To jump start the holiday season, we will, much like Santa Bugg, be delivering good cheer to our residents in the Peaceful Joy District. Our Happiness Ambassadors will be dropping leaflets across the region and beyond to explain the new changes we have made to our rule. It's the perfect holiday treat.

 

 

 

 

 

Now we will have good cheer across the land. ALL HAIL BUGGULA!

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

I would never EVER throw a Christmas party there... Ewww.

:P

[airman15 4,111]

I hope Robot Santa comes after you!

[Benedict 3,119]

I love Holiday Cheer... but I also love Robot Santa.... I love being torn! (I am loved!!)

[BuggUla 405]

I love Holiday Cheer... but I also love Robot Santa.... I love being torn! (I am loved!!)

 

 

Why not combine both???

 

 

HO HO HO! MERRY BUGGMAS!!!

 

WE <3 U!

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Frankly, the combination made it even worse.

 

[Hester 699]

[airman15 4,111]

I'm here to deliver some Holiday Jeer-

Boooo! hisssssss hisssss Boooo!

[Benedict 3,119]

I love holiday cheer (I am loved!)

[BuggUla 405]

Queensferry wishes you a Happy New Year...

Celebrate Responsibly...

 

 

After all...

 

WE LOVE YOU!!!!